Here's a first at the Jawa. In the past reader love mail has ranged from supporting the actions of terrorists to the occasional death threat. Reader 'kaka' writes and tells me--among other things--that he will be joining the Mujahadin in Iraq this summer. What other amazing things do my Jedi powers tell me about 'kaka'? Well, he logged in from the
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Boy, he sure wants to fuck Americans in the ass. Maybe you should send him links to the USA's best all-anal gay pornography.
Posted by: Wine-aholic at February 01, 2005 11:41 AM (Wsn+K)
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This fellow sure has a lot of pent up aggression. What he needs is a woman. 72 of them. Virgins. I am sure when he gets to Iraq, one of our Marines will introduce him to 72 virgins.
Posted by: Ob Snooks at February 01, 2005 11:48 AM (yBHNA)
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Kaka,
My wife and I have talked and...we won't need you to baby sit this weekend after all.
Posted by: Brad at February 01, 2005 11:49 AM (kTtxU)
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Send Kaka to Neverland.
Posted by: Laura at February 01, 2005 12:11 PM (ptOpl)
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Kaka is full of Kaka
In every sense of that.
Chris
Posted by: Chris at February 01, 2005 12:54 PM (OlD5w)
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Looks like the terrorists may have one of our soldiers, Drudge has the picture up.
Posted by: James at February 01, 2005 01:11 PM (rP4OC)
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This boy needs to quit sitting in a dark room spanking himself to Ogrish dot com pictures while whipping his sex toy dog tied to the wall for when he really gets going.
Posted by: Salamander at February 01, 2005 01:15 PM (F26eZ)
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hopefully you've given Westminster the opportunity to be aware of what one of their students is using their web services for. and it's probably illegal, even for students in the UK, foreign or otherwise.
Posted by: tee bee at February 01, 2005 01:21 PM (q1JHF)
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Anybody else find the random reference to bacon in there rather disturbing? There's really no need to insult animal byproducts...
Posted by: Wittysexkitten at February 01, 2005 01:24 PM (vHCZy)
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lol...c'mon, Rusty, surely you could have found a South Park picture to go along with that.
Posted by: Venom at February 01, 2005 01:29 PM (dbxVM)
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One wonders how the Muj will handle a volunteer with Tourette's.
Posted by: Eric at February 01, 2005 01:35 PM (hrQvk)
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I happen to like bacon. This young shaver needs to have the fat on the back of his neck pinched!
Posted by: Allahsucksballs at February 01, 2005 01:43 PM (yBHNA)
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He obviously doesn't watch baywatch. Not too many fat Americans in that programme.
Posted by: Nicole at February 01, 2005 02:54 PM (+7VNs)
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We in UDA have our best hackers tracking the Westminster mouth! and will be visiting you soonest too fuck you in the Ass! Love Belfast.
Posted by: paul at February 01, 2005 03:17 PM (+7VNs)
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What a little fuctard. Dropkick his dumbass outta here.
Posted by: ec at February 01, 2005 03:19 PM (yYGP5)
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The Brits suck at teaching grammar and punctuation.
Posted by: Maureen at February 01, 2005 03:23 PM (ny5O/)
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the UDA have hackers? lol, I didn't even think you lot had the intelligence to turn a pc on let alone operate one
Posted by: subrosa at February 01, 2005 03:49 PM (R3yfe)
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I say, if we can grab him, lets put him in to general population down in Huntsville, Tx. The redneck inmates there will teach him all he needs to know about anal sex.
Posted by: Butch at February 01, 2005 04:49 PM (Gqhi9)
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Does someone out there actually believe this shit.
Posted by: greyrooster at February 01, 2005 11:15 PM (D+Kmg)
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Yes, it sounds like some wacko was just trying to get under a lot of people's skin in order to get his jollies from the reactions.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at February 02, 2005 07:11 AM (x+5JB)
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1st thought. Has BUTCH changed his name to KAKA?
Posted by: greyrooster at February 02, 2005 01:19 PM (GpysX)
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AHA! MAYBE IT'S THAT COOQARUK THAT USED TO GIVE ME A HARD TIME.
Terrorist loving piece of shiite. oooops, I meant shit.
Posted by: Laura at February 02, 2005 04:38 PM (ptOpl)
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Not it was not me, I don't go for that. And I doubt it was the grey
chicken, because he would want to slurp as well pump Ass. That is the only way Chicken little can keep his mouth so foul is by eating Sh?T.
As for Laura, it is your bigot mouth that gives you a hard time.
Posted by: Butch at February 03, 2005 09:28 AM (Gqhi9)
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BUTCH:
( not it was not me) Ha, ha,
( as well pump ass) Heh, heh
( can keep his mouth so foul) ho, ho, ho.
STILL SPEAKING GETTOEES?
You dumb shit.
HILARIOUS, ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.
If this asshole continues on, I recommend investing in white sheet manufacturers. Believe me the business is fixing to boom.
Posted by: greyrooster at February 03, 2005 02:52 PM (n5v9Q)
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where dat porch monkey. Maybe he be in a mess of dem thar chitterlings. I here he dont wash em fo he cook em.
Posted by: greyrooster at February 03, 2005 07:39 PM (n5v9Q)
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He be in dem white collar fields.
Posted by: greyrooster at February 04, 2005 04:09 AM (n5v9Q)
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You be wrong. He be in dem white cotton fields.
Posted by: greyrooster at February 04, 2005 04:24 AM (n5v9Q)
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No, No, getto porch monkey no der. him went edocate you peoples. Him be mos infamous caugthtee at de crack house. him say you peoples cronies Bush steel al money fo heself. now he go white collar fields to pic de cotton for he white collars.
Posted by: greyrooster at February 04, 2005 07:51 AM (L6Dgc)
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The U.K really has become a haven for these idiots. I'm surprised there aren't daily terrorist attacks, but clearly the extremists living in that area are nothing more than fundamentalist-rejects.
Posted by: Igor Kazakov at February 08, 2005 08:07 PM (xM3Dg)
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asalaamu caleykum waraxmatulaahi wa bar
akaatuhu i love yo khudus
Posted by: xusni at May 11, 2005 01:54 AM (dgL6d)
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qudus i love our my love
Posted by: xusni at May 11, 2005 01:56 AM (dgL6d)
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i 2 wanna fuck u american boys.... ur so hot!!!!!!!!!!! i'm obviously gay here. so, FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: fucker at May 20, 2005 06:50 PM (ZXFQr)
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Through the lonely streets of Ulster, The Reaper comes to call, He travels from town to city, All the way to Derry's Walls, He brought death to The Lower Ormeau, Greysteel and to The Oldpark too, Behind his stone cold eyes, You can see he's Killed a few, So when your'e awakened in your bed at night, And can hear soft footsteps fall, Watch out it's not the U.F.F, And The Reaper come to call.
Posted by: The_Reaper at May 23, 2005 06:32 AM (Uk+2Y)
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