November 22, 2005

Jawa Fraternity: Alpha Kappa Qaeda

What fraternity does Rusty Shackleford advise at the University of Texas, Arlen? Why Alpha Kappa Qaeda, of course! Trust me, click the link. It's that funny.

Thanks to Ghost of a Flea for sending the link.

Posted by: Rusty at 09:55 AM | Comments (18) | Add Comment
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1 It took to long to get to its point. It needed to be 2 minutes shorter. Also, they should have included something about how AKQ can ace all their classes at major American universities. The faculty love these guys. I mean really "love" these guys. Good concept with terrible execution. And no beheadings.

Posted by: Bill Dautrive at November 22, 2005 10:32 AM (G95Uf)

2 Some people are just tooo critical!

Posted by: hondo at November 22, 2005 10:51 AM (Jvmry)

3 Regarding Rusty's Letter to Markos, above, holy shyte Rusty! You have put to words in a way I haven't been able to exactly my feelings about these traitorous 5th colunmists.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at November 22, 2005 11:12 AM (8e/V4)

4 Outstanding post on Kos. Agreed Linked and Trackbacked.

Posted by: The Commissar at November 22, 2005 11:40 AM (8UnDt)

5 Damned fine post about kos Rusty. Damned fine. But why aren't comments working on it?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 22, 2005 11:57 AM (0yYS2)

6 I turned the comments off on that post to Markos. We've got more than our fair share of trolls of late. That one post on Zarqawi being alive generated over 90 comments, with more coming all the time. I just don't have the time and energy to respond to them all right now, and I know you guys don't either.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at November 22, 2005 12:42 PM (JQjhA)

7 Kos: "Saddam tortured, we torture. Saddam used WP chemical weapons against insurgents and civilians, we use WP chemical weapons against insurgents and civilians. Like torture, the apologists try to justify our use of such abhorrent techniques, oblivious to the fact that our moral standing is in tatters and our crediblity beyond repair. We aren't just losing the war in Iraq, we are losing our credibility in the world." Speaking for the world (with no right to do so), I agree. That's it, really, nothing more, nothing less. Credibility (a worthless thing since you have the nukes to replace it) is the thing you lose in this war. Takes 2 world wars and a Jimmy Carter to get it back.

Posted by: A Finn at November 22, 2005 01:54 PM (lGolT)

8 Bloody awesome! http://utterlyboring.com/archives/2005/11/22/thats_one_kille.php

Posted by: A Finn at November 22, 2005 02:08 PM (lGolT)

9 >>>"Takes 2 world wars and a Jimmy Carter to get it back." Finn, a Jimmy Carter? That's not the kind of "credibility" I'd give two rat turds to have back.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at November 22, 2005 02:36 PM (8e/V4)

10 Finn, don't post while stupid please.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 22, 2005 04:27 PM (0yYS2)

11 Sorry about the double trackback ... OT: put a "comments closed" line on your other post. I'm with you on your ideas, but factually you need to correct something: it was Lee Harvey Osmond who like tried to kill some president or something. I think that that week family home evening was a trap.

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at November 22, 2005 06:57 PM (pDgqa)

12 IM: Impossible, since it's no fun at all. Carlos: Fine, just figured it was the "we really are doing this to make world peace"-credibility you wanted.

Posted by: A Finn at November 23, 2005 03:16 AM (cWMi4)

13 "we really are doing this to make world peace" Finn, I highly doubt there's a single country on the planet that would dare take our embassy hostage as under Carter. THAT'S credibility.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at November 23, 2005 08:50 AM (8e/V4)

14 Nah, that's crazy leprechaun/chimp with nukes. And the UN actually means something these days, so all hostile activity, except yours, leads to trouble. Since I'm spamming for the last time, I might as well announce my "cut&run". Bye.

Posted by: A Finn at November 23, 2005 09:18 AM (lGolT)

15 Finn, I gave you facts, you gave me a characterization.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at November 23, 2005 09:58 AM (8e/V4)

16 Three construction workers, one Italian, one German and one Finn, are sitting on a beam way up, eating their lunches. The Italian opens up his sandwich and yells "Oh No, Salami again! If I open up my lunch tomorrow and find a salami sandwich again, I'm going to jump" The German opens up his lunch next. "Oh, Bratwurst again! If I open up my lunch tomorrow and find another bratwurst...goodbye cruel world! I'm jumping" The Finn is the last to open up his lunch. "Ah, heck, peanut butter and jelly again! If I get peanut butter and jelly again tomorrow..."Look out below!" The next day the Italian finds he's got a salami sandwich again. He jumps. SPLAT. The German discovers another bratwurst in his lunch. He jumps. SPLAT. The Finn opens lunch and finds peanut butter and jelly - Also he jumps. SPLAT! The three wives of the construction workers talk to another construction worker to find out what happened and get together to talk about it. All three of them are upset and crying. The widow of the Italian man says, "I don't understand. All he had to do was tell me he didn't want salami again." The German's widow says, "I don't understand, either. Why didn't he simply tell me he wanted something other than bratwurst?" The Finn's widow says, "I really don't understand it! My husband always made his own sandwiches!"

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at November 23, 2005 12:48 PM (3OPZt)

17 Suicidal tendencies, me? I hope it's not to imply mimicing of others to fit in, since I had no interrest in that. Just took the opposite view in as many things as possible. Goodbye.

Posted by: A Finn at November 23, 2005 02:43 PM (lGolT)

18 now finn - be honest ... That was funny!

Posted by: hondo at November 23, 2005 05:42 PM (Jvmry)

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