1 I issue a fatwa on: http://satp.blogspot.com/2003/08/story-media-covered-up.html

2 Then, I use the Washington Monument to symbolically flip off the White House liars, the fattest porkmongers of Congress and the Rummy Gang. Then I'm going wasp nest hunting! Improbulus - you need medication, young man. Osama binX - may the sounds of caterwauling keep you up at night. Defense Guy - you still haven't pissed me off yet. BUSH LIES - you're a punk, desert-dweller who poses with cactuses. Thanos35 - help is on the way... Babblar - you can run, but you can't hide. Bradley - stay away from Rooster. Rooster - may you use your tongue to clean the exhaust soot off the walls of the lincoln tunnel. Jihadis - your days are numbered, punks!

3 Blasphemy, heresy, and lies?! Wow, lemme see which of my relevant posts I should post....Well...I could post ALL of them, but....

4 Osama may have to issue a fatwha on DSM for molesting his pet sheep again. Kaffir you were warned about neglecting your duties at the madrassa by attending the NAMBLA meetings. Your vile and filthy habits are of no concern to the holy warriors so long as you spread Osama message. So leave my sheep alone kaffir and get back to spreading lies, I mean the word of Allah. Yes and prepare the next bomb for the kindergarden oh wretched offspring of a cross between Hildabeast and a goat.

5 Osama, you are like the one wasp that tried to get away from the nest I shot down last week.