September 15, 2004

I'm Rusty Shackleford, Bitch! (Fan-comments)

Just want to share a comment someone dropped with you. I actually get like one or two of these a day now, but mostly on old posts so it's not likely the regulars get around to see them. Let's just call this comment ironical:

GO F*CK YOURSELF, DUMMY - GOT A COLLEGE EDUCATION?PROBABLY NOT - STUPID REDNECK )!_HOW MANY MORE SHOULD DIE IN IRAQ ?_ JUST TO LINE HALLIBURTON'S COFFERS (SHOULD I DEFINE THE WORD FOR YOU?) PS IT'S LINING ALL THE REPUBLICANS WALLETS TO KILL MEN IN IRAQ _TOO BAD YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO SEE IT
My response:
Laura,
Thank you for the kind words. Now that I know that education will cure me of the Bush-Halliburton disease, I will enroll in my local community college post haste! I'm sure that this is nothing a good political science professor couldn't cure me of. I always knew there was some sort of super-secret conspiracy going on here. Do you think that the more educated one gets the more they believe conspiracy theories? Sign me up!! I've got a few Area 51--Illuminati--Cheney theories in the back of my mind. Also, had I known that the Republican party was giving out money for supporting the war I would have joined long ago. Man (slapping forehead) I need to get me some of that action.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rusty Shackleford

Posted by: Rusty at 08:25 AM | Comments (12) | Add Comment
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1 Hey - I'm a stupid redneck too! We should hang out.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at September 15, 2004 08:34 AM (WsZ4F)

2 HA HA I needed a laugh this morning. Stupidity is as stupidity does. (PS Never finish a sentence with a dangling participle or you'll get yelled at like I do :-) Guess they don't know you very well. ~C

Posted by: firstbrokenangel at September 15, 2004 09:08 AM (D39Vm)

3 You should have responded with something about how you really are a professor -- then she could spread the word to the moonbats that there is no such thing as liberal bias in academia.

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at September 15, 2004 09:49 AM (yJM7P)

4 I think that girl lives next door

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at September 15, 2004 11:14 AM (YvD45)

5 Aw, man! When am I gonna get some hate mail? I'm jealous!

Posted by: Brian B at September 15, 2004 11:34 AM (OnnW3)

6 Professor, that was just tooo funny. I needed the laugh. Thanks!

Posted by: michele at September 15, 2004 11:35 AM (2c9qq)

7 Man, this is like getting your first Boy Scout merit badge! It is a rite of passage. Now you stand with the Big Boys. Like Brian B, I can't help but envy you. Wear it with honor, my friend.

Posted by: Gordon at September 15, 2004 02:07 PM (7sq4M)

8 hey...i think i dated that bitch once in college... small world...

Posted by: merc at September 15, 2004 05:00 PM (+U83/)

9 1. I still can't believe you got this letter. The person can't write or spell and is surely ignorant of the facts - must be a Democrat. :-) 2. Preston Taylor Holmes - with that name, you're way too good for her. 3. I'm not really good at writing hate mail but if you guys really want one, I'd probably be able to come up with something. lol ~C

Posted by: firstbrokenangel at September 16, 2004 12:06 AM (D39Vm)

10 Hay Rusty,house it gowin?-we ain't tiped 2 eech uthr N a while.Air we going posssum huntin own sathurday like we wuz figrin on?Air we goin to go do sum'a whut U wuz kallin Hallerbertin koffer linin'-I thaught that wuz fun. That Lara woemun sez your getting federal greenbacks fer helpin Hallerbertin.If'n yer getting greenbacks-Ima wantin me sum 2. That Lara woemun dont no U 2 gud,she saiz U can't see,U'r the best possum shot in Himelik kounty.Wy U figger she likz them BIG wurdz so much? If'n U wont me 2 make sum gar bait outta that raskel Lara,let me know.

Posted by: mike at September 16, 2004 12:47 AM (nAN04)

11 Sheesh...sounds like she needs to get laid....

Posted by: Macker at September 16, 2004 10:16 AM (KQBYK)

12 Dummy? That's fairly tame. I've been called, "Hateful, talentless, war-loving trailer trash." I was so hurt, I included it in my file of random capsule bios.

Posted by: buckethead at September 16, 2004 07:10 PM (2c+XF)

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