Went fishing yesterday. Sorry, a guy has to have his priorities.
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I hear it feels pretty good to be a gangster ...
Posted by: Professor Chaos at August 19, 2004 11:16 AM (/EZpa)
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This wasn't just about me and my dreams of doing nothing...it was about all of us.
Posted by: RS at August 19, 2004 11:20 AM (JQjhA)
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But everyone knows what I'd do if I had a million dollars.
Posted by: Professor Chaos at August 19, 2004 11:21 AM (/EZpa)
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Of course, you'd put half of it into an interest bearing IRA and give the other half to your cousin.
Posted by: RS at August 19, 2004 11:22 AM (JQjhA)
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[leans back, rests feet on coffee table, puts hands behind head]
Ayup. Ever tell y'all 'bout the time I went fishin' off'n the Channel Islands and caught a barracuda and a bass on the same cast?
Ayup. 'Cuda took the lure, and the bass took the anchovy.
True story. No punchline. Sorry.
Posted by: ccwbass at August 19, 2004 12:03 PM (qg4dU)
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You suck. Next thing you'll be telling me and Chaos is that afterwards you stopped and had a Double-Double!!
Posted by: RS at August 19, 2004 12:42 PM (JQjhA)
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Hm.
Double-Double.
You know, it IS lunch time . . .
Posted by: ccwbass at August 19, 2004 01:06 PM (qg4dU)
Posted by: Brian B at August 19, 2004 01:20 PM (OnnW3)
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[belches]
[smiles]
[smacks lips]
[smiles some more]
[laughs]
Posted by: ccwbass at August 19, 2004 02:15 PM (qg4dU)
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It's now been 9 months since my last double-double. I'd settle for smelling the burp right about now.
Posted by: RS at August 19, 2004 02:34 PM (JQjhA)
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I'm going to kill anyone who ever mentions that burger again.
Posted by: Professor Chaos at August 19, 2004 02:39 PM (uXbd/)
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I apologize profusely.
In fact, I did not have a [censored] for lunch.
[pause]
I had a "Royalle" with cheese.
It sucked.
And yet I swallowed.
Somewhere there's room for a joke about lunchtime paradoxes, but I'm too intellectually lazy, or perhaps imbued with too much decorum, to pursue it.
In the meantime, I need to diet. Are you guys doing the Atkins, or what?
Posted by: ccwbass at August 19, 2004 03:02 PM (qg4dU)
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If by "Atkins" you mean eating anything I want, then yeah, that's the diet I'm on.
Hey, we're getting a Wendy's on campus, so that's not too bad. But I'd kill for a Carl's Jr. in this town.
Posted by: Professor Chaos at August 19, 2004 03:33 PM (uXbd/)
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It sucked.
And yet I swallowed.
I'd argue you did both.
going on 11 months since my last Delicious-Burger-Which-Shall-Not-Be-Named. It's one of the few things about California I miss.
That and carne asada french fries.
Posted by: Brian B at August 19, 2004 05:05 PM (OnnW3)
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"I'd argue you did both."
You'd better have been smilin' when you said that, dude.
In other news: carne asada french fries? Sounds analexplodalicious.
Posted by: ccwbass at August 19, 2004 05:29 PM (qg4dU)
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You'd better have been smilin' when you said that, dude.
Heh. Wouldn't you like to know.
In other news: carne asada french fries?
Self-explanatory. Take carne asada (a marinated, grilled mexican flank steak that gets served whole, or diced and served on burritos or tacos. Standard toppings include diced onions and tomatoes, Cilantro, cheese, guacamole, and Crema), derve it over a pile of french fries. I prefer mine lite on the toppings, no guac or crema.
Sounds analexplodalicious.
On a bad day it's better than that. On a good day it's a venal sin.
Posted by: Brian B at August 19, 2004 06:21 PM (OnnW3)
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serve it, that is. PIMF
Posted by: Brian B at August 19, 2004 06:22 PM (OnnW3)
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