December 09, 2005

Howie's Roundup, Frozen Toes Edition

OK links are piling up on me so my apologies for the slow response.

Check out Vonski today. He vows to do a weekly roundup of positive news from the GWOT every Friday. Here is last weeks installment in case you missed it. IÂ’ll link todayÂ’s post when he gets to it.

OK he got to it.

Yes more fun and games at(Begin fun and games section) The Right Place.

At a press conference in New York City late yesterday afternoon, ACLU Spokesperson Ebenezer G. Rinch announced that the organization was filing a petition with the FCC seeking the immediate forfeiture of the broadcasting license of any radio station in the country that plays even "a single note of any song that mentions or even alludes to Christ, Christmas or any other religious icon, including Santa Claus, who is, in reality, the representation of a Christian Saint - Saint Nicholas."
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As a follow up to the destruction of Christmas the AFA sends me this.(begin not fun and games section... OK this is not the fun and games part but AFA noted my post the other day so I'll humor them one last time for my favorite aunt OK, OK)

In Dodgeville, Wisconsin, Ridgeway Elementary School's "winter program" has changed the name of "Silent Night" to "Cold in the Night." Sung to the tune of "Silent Night," the lyrics include: "Cold in the night, no one in sight, winter winds whirl and bite, how I wish I were happy and warm, safe with my family out of the storm." The "winter program" included decorating classrooms with Santa Claus, Kwanza symbols, Menorahs, and Labafana--a Christmas witch!

Hey I can support that although IÂ’m not really into the Ford boycott sorry. Besides I drive GM anyway.(end not fun and games section)

Speaking of witches hereÂ’s one.

IÂ’ve added Glen to My Yahoo and I hope Rusty donÂ’t mind.

Good Dog

Iran's new President is kinda nutty don't you think?

I've heard of Spy vs. Spy but Jew vs. Jew?.

Stop screwing around with my Pop Tarts!! They have gone too far this time!

Pretty much funny as hell.

A Filthy Friday link for Mr. Allah. Be careful I have post filthy images traumatic stress syndrome!!

A link for Mike Tate because I feel guilty.

Putting the HO HO HO back into Christmas

You must read this!!! One of the best things I've had the honor to call attention to.

Sing along with Cartman here if you don't have the lyrics email me and I'll help you out.


OK try not to take Howie too serious(how serious can you be with the title Paduan beotch). I do this stuff for fun. I once in a great while do serious stuff but even then I try to make it somewhat fun. The day it becomes too serious or deep is the day I need to take a hike. It's just not me. So even on serious stories unless it's like a death or some stuff that there is just no way to make fun expect Howie to be Howie. Some days it's about as fun and having your toenials pulled out, But some days it's a blast it's always workish but I like work so...

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1 howie Your going to have to link stuff like this to the actual sources and not the reaction responses. At this moment I can't verify any of this! It makes no sense to go off on this half-cocked. In fact, it can make one look foolish. This is a subject many of us care about and are willing to fight over but please - verify first and give us something to work with! I haven't heard a thing about the NYC piece and I'm sitting right here. There is something wrong with the wording and comments from the NYCLU - I know these people - I doubt they would say anything like this (they might believe it) because they are smart enought to know better. At the moment, I'm inclined to view the above as a hoax till further notice. And I'm noooooooo liberal!

Posted by: hondo at December 09, 2005 11:08 AM (3aakz)

2 howie (my team of donut fetchin' privates confirm ...) The NYCLU piece was a hoax - verified - internal conservative satire (and quite good). Still checking on the Wisconsin school story ... Joking's cool unless someone falls for it - n' the leftnuts have orgasms when it happens - I don't want to give them anything for Christmas!

Posted by: hondo at December 09, 2005 11:16 AM (3aakz)

3 Ok you might notice the fun and games part or mayby the name Ebenezer G. Rinch part. Or the fact that In the right place does this quite often I mean makes up funny stuff. But you are right I guess mixing and matching may cause confusion.

Posted by: Howie at December 09, 2005 11:21 AM (D3+20)

4 It was however excellent!

Posted by: hondo at December 09, 2005 11:33 AM (3aakz)

5 Howie. Thanks for the Props YO. I would like to give a shout out to all mah peeps doin da Biznak in such a blizzard you know what Im saayin iiiiiight. Sorry about the damage from Photos on filthy. Don't look at the one of Nancy Pelosi then that i posted earlier today.

Posted by: Filthy at December 09, 2005 11:42 AM (5ceWd)

6 Filthy: Too late man I'm still shakin.

Posted by: Howie at December 09, 2005 11:52 AM (D3+20)

7 Oh also Filthy I's not too bad here. Too far west the gulf did not feed into the storm until it got east of me. But it's colder than a witch's teet in a brass bra. 7 degress at my house. North and West of me in Jerry Sloans hometown it was 0 so be ready after the snow comes the cold. Ever play ball against Sloan's kids? How embarrasing.

Posted by: Howie at December 09, 2005 12:04 PM (D3+20)

8 Thanks for the link, Howie! Sorry for the confusion, Hondo, but I am glad you enjoyed it. I always make certain there are certain things present in a satire post that give it away eventually, though not always at the beginning. Howie is right, though. I thought the attorney's name would be a dead shot giveaway right off the top with this piece! Merry Christmas, everybody!

Posted by: Mr. Right at December 09, 2005 12:47 PM (6FPXW)

9 Agent Brown says that Iran's President Jihadidad wears his underwear on his head like a cap when skiing.

Posted by: Agent Smith at December 09, 2005 06:55 PM (6LOUW)

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