April 05, 2005

Google is the 'Beast', Al Gore the 'Antichrist'

The Unpopulist reports that Google has put his site up for sale.

My theory? Rev 13:16 and he [Al Gore, the inventor of the internet and soon to be partner with Google] causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: [url recognized by Google's search bot, I'm sure]

Rev 13:17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. [You think any online business would work without Google? How about an online provider of news and opinion without Google News? Think about it.]

Rev 13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number [is] Six hundred threescore [and] six. [Google=6 letters; Search=6 letters; Al Gore=6 letters......]

Q.E.D.

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1 Rev 13:17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. When the government starts requiring us to be "chipped" we will have been given the mark of the beast.

Posted by: greg at April 05, 2005 04:07 PM (/+dAV)

2 Plus, 66.6, his IQ.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 05, 2005 04:08 PM (x+5JB)

3 And here I thought Algore's IQ was 6.66!

Posted by: Macker at April 06, 2005 09:21 AM (xNMi0)

4 Macker: You are quite right. I put the decimal point in the wrong place.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 07, 2005 10:02 AM (x+5JB)

5 Tim Berners Lee is the creater of the internet! Al Gore is nothing more than a loser politician. And how does the search bot that google uses go in to your forehead and hand? Supermarkets don't require google, do they? And don't give me "666 is always in barcodes" because it isn't!

Posted by: anonymous at May 26, 2005 06:13 PM (jXRT1)

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