August 04, 2004

Glenn Reynolds, Please Have Pity

I just did the math. The Instapundit is clearing $13k a month in Blogads alone. That's right, $13k a month!!! $3k (x2) for slot one, $2k (x1) for slot two, $1k (x5) for slot three!!

This is on top of his already hefty salary as a tenured professor in a decent law school.

Me: $0 from blogads + a crappy salary as an untenured assistant professor at a not-so-prestigious regional school.

Jealous? Yes. Miffed? Not quite.

Man, what does a guy have to do to get an Instalaunch around here?

Posted by: Rusty at 09:40 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Publish naked pictures of Wonkette before her dropping ratings oblige her to "show it all" for Playboy. Do that, and while you may find yourself in hot water with your wife, Reynolds'll send you your instalaunch, just as soon as finished launching wood in his office.

Posted by: ccwbass at August 04, 2004 10:32 PM (qg4dU)

2 Dude, if you've got the pics, I've got the bandwidht!!

Posted by: RS at August 04, 2004 10:58 PM (JQjhA)

3 Boy, do I feel like a dipstick for sending him 5 bucks! Seriously, have you asked him? Glenn was kind enough to plug my site when I first started last December. BTW, I am not a nerd (anymore)!

Posted by: Gordon at August 04, 2004 11:03 PM (FmtOZ)

4 You should ask for your money back! I've sent him like 5 requests...no response. But his sitemeter is now at the 150k hits a day mark--I think back in Dec. it was more like in the 50k range. Maybe he just can't read e-mails anymore. Too many. If it was Andrew Sullivan I might offer to sleep with him.

Posted by: RS at August 04, 2004 11:07 PM (JQjhA)

5 Rusty, If you've got the Photoshop, you've also got the nude pictures, if you know what I mean. I am NOT suggesting anything, by the way.

Posted by: ccwbass at August 04, 2004 11:08 PM (qg4dU)

6 If it was Andrew Sullivan I might offer to sleep with him. No, you'd need HIM to be AS, and YOU'D need to be a BEAR.

Posted by: Brian B at August 05, 2004 12:24 AM (OnnW3)

7 Hehe...I'm guessing there's some reverse psychology in this post... "Oh woe is me--what must one lone blogger do to be smiled upon by the mighty Reynolds?" Hehe...apparently asking doesn't quite work...

Posted by: Christopher Cross at August 05, 2004 06:58 AM (WrswG)

8 Sullivan just probably made a couple of hundred thou by asking and then going on hols. Now that should piss you off.

Posted by: Simon at August 06, 2004 08:58 AM (FUPxT)

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