*Hide the kleenex! Greg Beato, Wonkette's gay-bitch intern goes after Malkin. Trust me, no three ways for this guy!!

Two questions you might be wondering.

1) How do you know Mr. Beato is gay? COME ON! BEATO!! THE NAME SCREAMS HAND JOB.

2) How can a guy be Anna Marie Cox's bitch? Two words: STRAP ON!!!!!

UPDATE: ***Must Cite Jawa Report****

A very married Wonkette seen with a very single Ben Affleck.

Jawa readers dying to know if Ben asked for sex in an uncomfortable place? How big? Cut?

Developing..... *Because Ace asked.....

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