July 18, 2005

Festival of the Forgotten Fatwas (Do it yourself)

Have an interesting post? Want the Shura Council of the Queer Mujahadin Foo Fighters to issue a fatwa? Then link your most fatwa worthy post to this one and we will dispatch the Chris Byrne-Salmon Rushdie annhialation squad to get you! Blasphemy is still a crime on Tatooine.

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1 I think that this is extremely sad! Why is it that the people that do the worst things get out of prison? If he would have never been released four people would still be alive and a little girl wouldn't have to have nightmares for the rest of her life. This system is absolutely ridiculous!!! Poor Dylan...the last couple weeks of his life were being scared, molested, and then killed!!! The system needs to get their heads out of their butts and figure out what to do with all of these sick people. People that kill, rape and molest should get the same thing done to them. I'm sick of all of these people getting away with everything while all of these families suffer from what they've done. Yeah alot of them get life in prison because they think it's a way to make them suffer and think about what they did but what the system doesn't get is that at least half of them don't care especially the ones that get out and do it again. I just wonder where these people come up with this sick crap. How could anyone actually hurt another human being like that?!?! Rest in peace and God Bless The Whole Family!!!

Posted by: Ashley at July 18, 2005 09:37 PM (I8/+o)

2 Thomas Friedman will not write an op-ed for the New York Times about what is wrong with white southern Christian males that they keep producing these terrorists. He will also not ask why Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are not denouncing Eric Rudolph every day at the top of their lungs. No reporter will interview frightened Iraqis about their fears at hearing that there are 138,000 armed Christians in their country belonging to the same faith as the bomber, Rudolph, some of them from his stomping grounds of Florida and North Carolina. Daniel Pipes will not write a column for the New York Post suggesting that white southern Christians be put in internment camps until it can be determined why they keep producing terrorists and antisemites. George W. Bush will not issue a statement that "Christianity is a religion of peace and we will not allow the Eric Rudolphs to hijack it for their murderous purposes." Frank Gaffney will not write a column for the Washington Post castigating the Republican Party for appeasement in surrendering to the terrorist threats of radical Christians, by now opposing reproductive rights. Max Boot will not point out that if the United States could only keep the Philippines in the early twentieth century by killing 400,000 Filipinos, than that was what needed to be done, and if the US can only beat back radical Christians by killing 400,000 of them, then that may just be necessary. Pat Buchanan will not write a column blasting King George III for having promoted the illegal immigration into the American south of criminal elements, whose maladjusted descendants are still making trouble.

Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 18, 2005 11:59 PM (ScqM8)

3 Excuse me for changing subject; I woud be delighted if some of patritoc friends whould sigh up for some of my unbelieveabele fisheing trips. Among others I have a 35 ft all alumimum Cabo that is 13.5ft wide and we can pretty much go where we want. We are super powered with twos 350 volvo diesels. We are going 30 knots if only running one engine. Always looking for patiots to come down here and enjoy. No charge for boat and you can stay aboad. Many fine paartying places where we dock at the Harra's club in New orleans. We party all nignt and fish all day. Also swim in clear water. If any engenry left over we hit the french quarter til dawn. Any real fishemen/partiers out there Call us 6017492500. We kick ass and catch fish. Ps. we have our own money.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 19, 2005 12:44 AM (CBNGy)

4 DSM, what kind of moronic drivel is that? Shut the fuck up your retarded dipshit.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 19, 2005 01:23 AM (0yYS2)

5 Hi Fish-Gutter, you are a twisted gimp who jumps for joy to the thumping sounds of your noisy neighbors' mattress dancing.

Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 19, 2005 02:24 AM (ScqM8)

6 Greyrooster: Hey, how about cruising up the coast to New England some time?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at July 19, 2005 08:32 AM (x+5JB)

7 I wonder what kind of asshole makes his car payments working in a clinic that kills children all day long. Probably someone like DSM.

Posted by: Brad at July 19, 2005 03:11 PM (3OPZt)

8 Brad, Please tell, what clinic is killing children all day? Are you referring to the day care centers where irresponsible employees leave kids in the car all day, or are you referring to abortion clinics?

Posted by: Butch at July 19, 2005 03:26 PM (Gqhi9)

9 That would be abortion clinics Butch.

Posted by: Brad at July 19, 2005 03:29 PM (3OPZt)

10 But Brad, you are wrong. The arbortion clinic are not killing our children. The are removing a piece of tissue that has the potential to become a child. As far as I know, no abortion clinic has ever killed a "living, breathing" child. I am sure if they ever did kill a "living, breathing" child, the authorities would arrest some one. Just to point out, Merriam Webster defines kill as "to put an end to", and life as "a period between birth and death." As you can see the embryo/fetus has never been born, so has never been alive, so it could not of been killed.

Posted by: Butch at July 19, 2005 04:26 PM (Gqhi9)

11 That should be "They are" not "The are"

Posted by: Butch at July 19, 2005 04:38 PM (Gqhi9)

12 I guess we disagree Butch. I donÂ’t get my beliefs from Marion Webster.

Posted by: Brad at July 19, 2005 04:41 PM (3OPZt)

13 oops Merriam

Posted by: Brad at July 19, 2005 04:52 PM (3OPZt)

14 BTW: Anyone who refers to a living human being with a beating heart, 10 fingers and 10 toes as a tissue is ....an asshole. DSM and Butch, Your politics always trump real human values.

Posted by: Brad at July 20, 2005 11:31 PM (pO1tP)

15 Brad, "DSM" believes in Jesus and Jesus never bombed anyone. Beware the false Christian!!!!!

Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 21, 2005 06:35 AM (ScqM8)

16 Brad, You obviously don’t understand. I never referred to “a living human being with a beating heart, 10 fingers and 10 toes” as a tissue. What I referred to was a piece of tissue that has the POTENTIAL of becoming a “LIVING AND BREATHING” human being. So you see I do believe in the “real human values.” The human that is alive, breathing and thinking. Until the fetus takes it’s first breath, it is nothing more, and I said this before, than a parasitic tumor for the host. This has nothing to do with my politics, but with my definition of what it is that constitutes a human being. The only people who really should have a say in an abortion is the woman, her doctor, her god, and to a very very limited say so, the man. But the problem with you BIBLE THUMPERS, is that you all want to thump everyone in the head to believe what you believe so you can get a warm fuzzy at night. No matter how much you believe or don’t believe in the Bible, your beliefs will not get anyone into heaven but yourself. With that being the case, why don’t you restrict your beliefs to yourself and let everyone else follow theirs. Of course this means that others beliefs are not harmful to “LIVING, BREATHING, AND THINKING” beings.

Posted by: Butch at July 21, 2005 04:41 PM (Gqhi9)

17 There is a voice inside us all that tells us that child is more than a tissue, best to listen to it. Consider the regrets of an individual or a nation which later discovers it has sanctioned the murder of the innocent by the palest of moral sophistries. What will be the judgment of their own conscience, of history, of God? Thankfully, we have a merciful God who forgives anything to the repentant, saving strictest justice only for the unrepentant I can think of nothing lower on this earth than the unrepentant 9-5 worker at the local abortion mill

Posted by: Brad at July 22, 2005 08:20 AM (pO1tP)

18 The post concerning my boat and such is a fake. The Greyrooster did not make it. Like all anti-government liberals crybabies they seem to always end up lying. So to set the record straight. 1. I do have a 35' Cabo of which I am extremely proud of. We do try and party and fish as much as possible. It's not as much fun with my son in Iraq as he was the first mate and did all the work. It only has one 350 volvo engine of which I just installed a new one at the tune of $28,000. 2. We never dock in New Orleans, nor do we recommend anyone else to. 3. There is no clear water in New Orleans. 4. We are at Gulf Port, Mississippi. 5. We do go fishing several times a week weather permitting. 6. My phone # is incorrect. If you wish it pls E-mail me. 7. The casinos in Gulfport/ Biloxi are much bigger and finer than anything in New Orleans. You will also find a different cliental. The Beau Rivage, Hard Rock or Grand are fine quality places. Information concerning my boat obviously gained piecemeal from past posts. Fool who pretends to be me is probably Downing Street Moron or Butch. As I can smell one a mile away. You see they haven't mastered the English language. I would pick Butch as the lying jealous jigaboo impersonating me. An educated guess. Whoever is the low class individual who is so jealous of me to pretend to be me has a mother that is a cheap New Orleans French Quarter Whore. I refer to mother as the latest U.S. Government figures say 67% of you are born out of wedlock. So I doubt if you know who your father is. I think the proper word is Bastard. So Butch or some animal like you. Here it is. In English one would not say (if some of patritoc). That is a black thing where consonents/adjectives are left out due to the mounth flapping faster than a poorly developed mind can think. Your using spelling like (whould, fisheing, patiots, stay aboad, paartying, nignt,engenry, partiers shows who and what you are. A ghetto porch monkey. I understand that the University of Miami is teaching Chimpanezes to speak English. May I suggest that you join the program. Learning english within your peer group should make you quite comfortable. In closing the greyrooster always hits back. You should know this by now. You really should give it up. You do not have the mental ability, financial ability, education, or connections to win against me. It would be wiser to stay on your porch and shut up as you know as well as I that you don't count. You will always be what you were brought here to be. No need to add asshole to it. Better that you continue your stupid crying about the government, our President, the wealthy, who you claim is always screwing you and such. So far, you have acted like a cry baby from the getto. If your not careful that's all you will ever be. If I sound harsh. Tough shit. I can't stand a Liar. And posting posts using another persons name is as low as one can get. Cowardly, is the word. IM: I will be pulling a smaller boat to Yorktown, Va this comming week. Leaving the 30th and returning the 6th. Will be fishing the 1st thru the 4th in invitational tourament. You will be most welcome if you can get that far down. This is a fun tournament. We take 1 day off to travel by boat up the James river to James Town and dock at Yorktown for lunch and to see the historic victory over our now friends the brave Brits. That's about as far as we ever go north. I would like to spend some time on the maine coast next summer.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 22, 2005 10:04 PM (CBNGy)

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