April 08, 2005

Elizabethan Curse Generator Goes After Wonkette!!!

Elizabethan Curse Generator here, via Bill's Comments.

Thou surly dog-hearted coxcomb!
Thou mangled iron-witted malkin!
Thou puny onion-eyed bum-bailey!
Thou waggish crook-pated wagtail!
Thou infectious sour-faced flirt-gill!

Posted by: Rusty at 02:06 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 It looks like it's going after Michelle Malkin (line 2) also. Not as bad as her usual hatemail, though.

Posted by: The Colossus at April 08, 2005 02:52 PM (Ru8KL)

2 Yeah, I picked that one out for the very reason. It's one thing to be called an 'ass-sex obsessed bitch' but I bet she gets really pissed being called a 'malkin' PS-what is a 'malkin'?

Posted by: Rusty at April 08, 2005 03:14 PM (ywZa8)

3 "malkin" is Brit slang for "slut". Really.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at April 09, 2005 01:13 AM (RHG+K)

4 From Dictionary.com, it looks like a Malkin was originally a housemaid, but came to mean "slattern." It also evidently is a mop.

Posted by: Beck at April 09, 2005 10:09 AM (ZyH0M)

5 what does dog-hearted and crutch mean?

Posted by: what does dog-hearted and crutch mean? at May 08, 2005 04:38 PM (J5aZi)

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