Vonski--"Yes, the infidels are right. This isn't as hot as the two Lesbianese chicks."

Jack M--"In an unprecidented display, the Arab Street protests Jada Pinkett Smith's "declaration of heteronormativity" by publicly going up each other's Assad's."

Brian Blazevic--"San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom illegally marries Ahwful Salahd and his two-dimensional "partner"."

*Winners chosen arbitrarily by me, that's why!!

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1 Mid-east appeal for Deputy Dewey has escalated in recents months, culminating with gay displays of affection for the fictional character made famous by David Arquette.

Posted by: LD at March 07, 2005 01:40 PM (Hu2j3)

2 Woohoo! Thank you, Doc. So, as a prize do I get to chose from one of the many items in your extensive online store?

Posted by: Vonski at March 07, 2005 02:36 PM (AHaCg)

3 Ha, a-yup.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 07, 2005 03:36 PM (JQjhA)

4 Yeah, I want a free t-shirt! Seriously, I'm honored to be chosen. Keep your powder dry, Brian

Posted by: Brian Blazevic at March 07, 2005 11:50 PM (b2Y3g)

5 Thanks Rusty! It's about time my sneering contempt for the "Arab Street" (and, interestingly enough, Jada Pinkett Smith) earned me something! Besides...everyone knows that being a winner in a Jawa Report's Caption Contest is way better than being a winner in one of Ace's less, um, "heteronormative" haiku escapades.

Posted by: Jack M. at March 08, 2005 09:43 AM (1W1ap)

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