Caption this photo of two pro-Syrian demonstrators in Lebanon. Winners announced Monday.
I figure since every one else does caption contests. That, and since tomorrow is my Blog Sabbath why not give friends and readers something to do other than look at porn and stock quotes.
This photo has serious photoshop potential too.........
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..........Tastes Like War!
Posted by: Red Wolf at March 05, 2005 07:05 PM (RqaMW)
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"Our manage a trois fantasy!"
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 05, 2005 07:16 PM (JQjhA)
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Two Syrian intelligence agents are caught on Lebanese flypaper.
Posted by: D. Carter at March 05, 2005 07:48 PM (4+WsX)
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They found their 'pivot man' ...
Posted by: TJ at March 05, 2005 08:20 PM (/0bzs)
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"Following their instincts learned while attending of numerous demonstrations in San Francisco, Ahmed and Yusuf's holiday in Damascus ended in tragedy soon after this photograph was taken."
Posted by: The Fly at March 05, 2005 08:35 PM (chwwO)
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"You're supposed to kiss the chin! Not the nose!"
"You're supposed to kiss the chin! Not the cheek!"
"But! Bashar! He has no chin!"
(conversation recorded by Al Jazeera reporter. The two men in the photo disappeared shortly after it was taken and have not been heard from since.)
Posted by: Eric at March 06, 2005 01:05 AM (lK7Sh)
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Just because everyone else is doing it doesn't mean you have to.
cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at March 06, 2005 01:36 AM (PEKrh)
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Mmmmm, the tastes of ten thousand dead infidels, with a hint of 72 virgins, mmmmm.
Posted by: ZiPpo at March 06, 2005 08:18 AM (S2FWg)
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My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun...
Uh-oh, she has a moustache. Son of a gun!
Posted by: gail at March 06, 2005 08:38 AM (47cun)
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In an unprecidented display, the Arab Street protests Jada Pinkett Smith's "declaration of heteronormativity" by publicly going up each other's Assad's.
Posted by: Jack M. at March 06, 2005 09:06 AM (1W1ap)
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"Eeeeewwwwwww!"
OR:
"Hold the tongue, please..."
Posted by: Wes Seaton at March 06, 2005 09:14 AM (d+Pyr)
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I vote for TJ's caption.
Posted by: mrs heather at March 06, 2005 09:43 AM (juQNm)
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thats because ossad will save them from chimpy and hallibirtins oil grab!
Posted by: Um Yeah at March 06, 2005 10:03 AM (NqqTL)
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Ahhhhh, just two more inches and the estasy of our tongues meeting, brother. Paradise awaits us! Oops! Caught by the paparazzi.
Posted by: Bubbe at March 06, 2005 10:54 AM (4BlQ+)
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I told you it was printed on an ink jet printer!
Posted by: stinky at March 06, 2005 12:04 PM (iGaMY)
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Dudes, hold on! We asked if you wanted to do ASS ads!
Posted by: gail at March 06, 2005 12:52 PM (47cun)
Posted by: Vonski at March 06, 2005 01:21 PM (9BReq)
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"Gay-Rights demonstrators, shown here celebrating their 'Top Man', held a Pride Rally today in Damascus" UPI/Reuters
Posted by: Werewolf at March 06, 2005 02:02 PM (DbxbR)
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Admirers enjoy the scratch and sniff centerfold of
Arab Despot Monthly.
Posted by: Interested-Participant at March 06, 2005 04:08 PM (ywZa8)
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Jeff? Jeff Gannon? Kos is right, you are a cutie.
Posted by: dittybopper at March 06, 2005 04:14 PM (j2M1Q)
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San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom illegally marries Ahwful Salahd and his two-dimensional "partner".
Posted by: Brian Blazevic at March 06, 2005 06:27 PM (b2Y3g)
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No, No, Please Don't Go! We Love You Long-Time!
Posted by: USMC_Vet at March 06, 2005 07:12 PM (a2nLV)
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Apologies to Red Wolf:
"MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm.........tastes like CHICKEN!"
Posted by: gail at March 06, 2005 07:13 PM (47cun)
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"It was you, Fredo. It was always you."
Posted by: Eric at March 06, 2005 08:00 PM (5PRM2)
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"What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar"
Posted by: BumperSticker.com at March 06, 2005 08:40 PM (DfNty)
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"Menage a-llahu akbar!"
Posted by: Bumper@Sticker.com at March 06, 2005 08:49 PM (DfNty)
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You can't beat D. Carter's caption.
Posted by: Republican Teacher at March 06, 2005 09:24 PM (5sbet)
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agreed...my vote goes for Lebanese flypaper.
Posted by: Emily at March 06, 2005 09:51 PM (UEmvd)
Posted by: Suburban Guy at March 06, 2005 11:20 PM (kBfY4)
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Two Syrian agents make total Assads of themselves by trying to breathe life back into the failing occupation of Lebanon.
Posted by: bullwinkle at March 07, 2005 12:33 AM (9KpI+)
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You complete me... you had me at "Al salaam a'alaykum"
Posted by: Vonski at March 07, 2005 02:18 AM (9BReq)
Posted by: Yusuf at March 07, 2005 05:34 AM (BXoA6)
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In the annals of Rock and Roll, the "Lebanese Invasion" is often overlooked. The hysteria created was no less fervent however, as evidenced by N-Syria's 2005 appearance on the Assad Sullivan Show.
Posted by: Dough at March 07, 2005 07:32 AM (+9t9m)
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Scene from new CBS show, My Three Jihadist.
Posted by: The Man at March 07, 2005 08:38 AM (EDlAL)
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Bullwinkle's comment gets my vote. All the rest suck assad.
Posted by: Venom at March 07, 2005 11:47 AM (dbxVM)
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The Gay Pride Parade shows affection for their new hero, Syrian President Bashar Assad, after a mis-translation of Assad's comments on pulling troops out of Lebanon. The gay group thought Assad said "We're coming out of the Lesbian closet."
Posted by: Scott of Slant Point at March 07, 2005 10:37 PM (zaAo7)
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