May 20, 2005

Call me ADMIRAL Rusty Shackleford

This week I:

Atended a speech delivered by the President. Very cool since I had no idea he was going to be the key note speaker.

Met two U.S. Senators, including John McCain. The other Senator was decent enough to chat with my students for awhile.

Hung out with my Congressman for about 30 minutes too long while he blathered on and on with every liberal DNC talking point while claiming to be a 'conservative' Democrat.

Sat in on a Senate committee meeting in which Trent Lott looked incredibly bored.

Watched as John Lewis reminded a group of high school students that he was with Dr. King at the March on Washington for the bajillionth time in his life.

Was in the room as Justice Kennedy read the decision from the bench that states could not ban the import of wine---Thomas and Breyer passed notes the whole time.

Had to sit through the Junior Senator from California blathering on and on about 'extremist Republican judges' from the gallery.

Was overheard on the Hill commenting, upon passing Norm Coleman in the halls, that his wife was hot.

Had two half-smokes, three all beef kosher hot dogs, and four Mt. Dews off street carts.

Told a lobbyist representing the rent-to-own furnishings industry that his business was immoral and predatory. I take it Congressional aids aren't so forward as he stormed off in a huff.

Saw the Nationals beat the Brewers. Several yuppified liberals moved because we were beeing a tad bit too obnoxious. Don't you just love liberals-- always fighting for the 'common man' but can't stand to be near any of them.

Witnessed the head of the Israeli Air Force lay a wreathe at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

Cried as I found my grandfather's name at the new WWII memorial.

Cried again at the Holocaust Museum.

And again reading the Second Innaguaral enshrined on the walls of the Lincoln memorial.

Noticed that the Human Rights Campaign building is right across the street from the YMCA. How prosaic.

Missed my family desperately.

This town is so shallow. This town is so deep. The history I love, the politics and the people I hate.

I'll see some of you tomorrow about 8 p.m. E-mail me for directions.

Posted by: Rusty at 05:16 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 Great to hear from ya!

Posted by: Editor at May 20, 2005 05:47 PM (adpJH)

2 Thomas and Breyer passing notes -- hmmm -- maybe they were playing "Hangman." On a serious note, based on the chronicle of your visit, get out of Washington. You're becoming a basket case.

Posted by: Interested-Participant at May 20, 2005 05:47 PM (ywZa8)

3 Your site is inspiring. A conservative intelectual can be a rare find. Please keep up the good work.

Posted by: Kevin stumpf at May 20, 2005 07:58 PM (3ROBe)

4 On a serious note, based on the chronicle of your visit, get out of Washington. You're becoming a basket case. In other words, you're fitting right in. Nice post. Very PJ O'Rourke-esque.

Posted by: Brian B at May 20, 2005 10:06 PM (Rfqkp)

5 Rusty: Whadya mean "email me for directions?" I've emailed four times. Way to make a guy feel rejected. Have I got B.O.? (Like... you'd know, right?) Mutter, mutter, mutter, etc.

Posted by: Demosophist at May 20, 2005 10:12 PM (d0CtA)

6 Sounds like one hell of a week. The two best parts where when you told the lobbyist his industry is immoral, and when you found grandpa's name on the memorial.

Posted by: Carlos at May 21, 2005 11:41 AM (UWO6N)

7 Admiral Rusty Shackelford- your list of activities is... well... noble but lacking. Go see Star Wars III now. Wherever you are- whatever you are doing. Stop it and go see this movie. It changes everything. Try and watch any of the original 3 after this, and not your heart just ripped out everytime they show Vader. Try just watching the fucking preview for episode II and not bawling when they show Anakin and Padme together. Go. Now.

Posted by: Admiral Rusty Shackelford at May 21, 2005 02:20 PM (9sBXA)

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