March 08, 2005

Breaking News: Rusty Shackleford is CIA Agent!

Do CIA agents get paid better than libertarian bloggers? Cause, you know, if they do sign me up!!

"Having failed to murder the reporter, the US spooks unleash a smear campaign to sell the public on the idea that she only got what she deserved."

Like Goebbels before her, if Giuliana Sgrena had gotten what she deserved she'd be, er, dead!

Reminder: If you would like to ask Rusty Shackleford, CIA agent, a question, remember that I will be on the Shark Tank show on Stanford's KZSU 90.1 FM today from around 5:30-6:00 pm. You can listen live by going to their website here. No call-ins, but if you have a question you would like asked of me just e-mail kzsushark-at-yahoo.com.

Posted by: Rusty at 12:46 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 I knew it! BTW Can't find that quote on the WhatReallyHappened when I was abducted by the aliens and told about the secret plans site.

Posted by: mantis at March 08, 2005 01:01 PM (zmcHh)

2 I redid the link. Just click on it and scroll down.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 08, 2005 01:03 PM (JQjhA)

3 I still can't wrap my mind around anyone thinking that an "attempt to assassinate" could possibly fail under circumstances like this. Obviously there are conspiracies within conspiracies... maybe the MIBs shielded her from the "handfulls of bullets" that "rained" over her. Enquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: Jonathan at March 08, 2005 02:24 PM (7D30s)

4 Is that 5:30 - 6:00 Pacific Time? I'm so confused.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at March 08, 2005 02:32 PM (WsZ4F)

5 If we listen to your show, will you have to kill us?

Posted by: Brian B at March 08, 2005 07:56 PM (CouWh)

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