Caption this photo of an Iranian paratrooper unclear on the concept. Winners announced Monday.
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Having failed in her attempt two weeks earlier at death-by-soldier, Sgrena tried parachuting past the mosque, figuring she had a better chance of ending her failed life in a death-by-smacking-a-mosque-at-high-speed.
Posted by: Doss at April 23, 2005 11:30 AM (/6Ovr)
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An Iranian paratrooper about to score in the world's first game of human frisbee golf....
Posted by: caltechgirl at April 23, 2005 11:48 AM (EtZVy)
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An Iranian paratrooper displays the the hundreds of suicide bomber recruits just how easy it is to bomb a mosque like their brothers in Iraq.
Posted by: Chad Evans at April 23, 2005 12:12 PM (XWqWy)
Posted by: Lars at April 23, 2005 12:17 PM (cK4Sl)
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Inspired by the Iranian paratroopers, the suicide paratroopers in Iraq turned were a welcome development for US troops working on target practice.
Posted by: Amicus Curiae at April 23, 2005 01:14 PM (HOD1b)
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Sadly, Omar missed his chance yet again to join Iran's elite airborne division, The Screaming Jihads.
Posted by: Eric at April 23, 2005 03:26 PM (lK7Sh)
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Muezzins all around Iran began their Unity of State and Church Awareness day with joint campaigns with the Iranian Armed Forces. Activities include direct paratrooping, cannonballing and catapulting of muezzins into the tops of their respective Minarets. "We want todayÂ’s call to prayers to be a moment to be remembered", stated Habdalar Semprini, the spokesman for the Progressive Iran - Muezzin Platform.
Posted by: Lemuel Kolkava at April 23, 2005 03:51 PM (aOCIX)
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HOLY SHIT, BATMAN! I THINK I JUST SHARTED!
Posted by: Laura at April 23, 2005 04:07 PM (L3PPO)
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Man, that has to hurt...
Posted by: gandalf at April 23, 2005 04:42 PM (P/kBa)
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Elite troops my swarthy ass!
Posted by: Don at April 23, 2005 04:45 PM (fnVZr)
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at April 23, 2005 07:53 PM (O2fD/)
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Hey Doooood, Phallic Symbol at 12 o'clock high.
Posted by: Bubbe at April 23, 2005 09:33 PM (4BlQ+)
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Jumpin' jihads, it's Osama!
Posted by: Laura at April 24, 2005 12:48 AM (L3PPO)
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Jumpin' Jihads, guess who's coming to dinner! Osama!
Posted by: Laura at April 24, 2005 12:53 AM (L3PPO)
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Dunno wha hoppen....first post disappeared, so I typed another one....
Posted by: Laura at April 24, 2005 12:55 AM (L3PPO)
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And the winner of International
"Acrobatic Parashooting day" isss
this dumb Iranian going to land on the mosques spike .
SPIKED to DEATH
Posted by: monzter at April 24, 2005 02:14 AM (b3c8h)
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Just another day in the life of Persian stuntman Mohammed bin Knievel.
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at April 24, 2005 04:51 AM (O2fD/)
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Who is that mosqued man?
Posted by: Mr. K at April 24, 2005 06:48 AM (F8kOC)
Posted by: Eric J at April 24, 2005 06:55 AM (5PRM2)
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On the set of the Iranian re-enactment of "The Longest Day".
Posted by: See-Dubya at April 24, 2005 07:05 AM (PUZhO)
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In an effort to further discredit the American military, an Italian pro-terrorist group, led by journalist Sgrena, staged an attack on this mosque dressed as U.S. paratroopers. Unfortunately, their disguises didn't extend to their chutes.
Posted by: Kit at April 24, 2005 09:25 AM (gyFpw)
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Hey, I don't see my 72 virgins in that minaret. Damn you, Sgt. Abdullah! Damn, you!
Posted by: Frank L. at April 24, 2005 11:22 AM (4f/V3)
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Praise Allah! With our state-of-the art parachute camouflage, the Great Satan will never see us coming!
Posted by: Graeme at April 24, 2005 02:48 PM (HbYOY)
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"Whaddya mean this isn't the
New Pope celebration?"
Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 24, 2005 04:46 PM (tGTSA)
Posted by: Indy Media Watch at April 24, 2005 06:52 PM (ubTJu)
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Can you find the DICK in this picture?
Posted by: Mr. K at April 24, 2005 06:58 PM (l0d5S)
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Iranian paratrooper narrowly avoids a minaretoscopy.
Posted by: D. Carter at April 24, 2005 08:44 PM (xT77+)
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How about: "All your minarets are belongs to us!"???
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 24, 2005 09:25 PM (JQjhA)
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Hah! The winner in my humble opinion is from Mr. K.
"Who is that mosqued man?"
It's dumb, short, yet incredibly funny.
Posted by: Chad Evans at April 24, 2005 10:00 PM (XWqWy)
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I do like Geronino ahbar though.
Posted by: Laura at April 25, 2005 09:07 AM (L3PPO)
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