Caption this photo of North Koreans celebrating May Day. I'm off for the rest of the weekend. I have pinkeye and suddenly I'm craving brain.........
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The team
Boldly Assert the Correctness and Veracity of the Ongoing Shining Songun Revolution of Precious Leader has attained the upper hand over
Bravely Strive to Fulfill the Glorious Goals of Beloved Leader Kim Jong Il, Worthy Scion of the Immortal Divine Revolutionary Ancestor Kim Il Sung.
Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at May 07, 2005 04:57 PM (RHG+K)
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While North Korea may soon test a nuclear warhead, White House sources reported, their manual delivery systems remain primitive and easily blocked.
Posted by: See-Dubya at May 07, 2005 05:24 PM (1EyVw)
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Hurray! Hurray for the First of May! Outdoor genocide starts today!
Posted by: Editor at May 07, 2005 07:24 PM (WUwLB)
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Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me.
Sooooooooooooooooooock it .....
to me!
Posted by: Bubbe at May 07, 2005 08:18 PM (wwG/W)
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Despite many competitions, Kim Jong-Il still can't make up his mind who gets to push the button to send the nuke to the US.
Posted by: Labosseuse at May 08, 2005 01:52 AM (GoTbZ)
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First team pulled into the DMZ gets nuked.
Posted by: Mr. Kurtz at May 08, 2005 03:47 AM (7Mm9g)
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You've got the pinkeye? Is that a side effect of having caught the gay?
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 08, 2005 08:34 AM (0yYS2)
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How can one side win in an egalitarian paradise?
Posted by: Colt at May 08, 2005 12:41 PM (3rZnB)
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Senate leaders reached a compromise on filibuster procedures.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at May 08, 2005 12:59 PM (U3CvV)
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Starving N. Korean hordes fight desperately for the last remaining food aid donated by the U.S.A.
Posted by: Carlos at May 08, 2005 01:15 PM (8e/V4)
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North Koreans tighten border security.
Posted by: D. Carter at May 08, 2005 01:34 PM (xT77+)
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In this rare photo, North Korean military personnel attempt to split Uranium - 235 atoms to initate a fission reaction during an above ground test of the country's first nuclear weapon. The IAEA has since prohibited the exportation of Red Bull to North Korea in an attempt to stop its nuclear weapons programme.
Posted by: Graeme at May 08, 2005 05:43 PM (lAiht)
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No one is exactly sure when the tradition started, but each year come the first weekend of May, teams of young Korean men gather together to rip off Calista Flockhart's head and stretch her arms as far as the eye can see.
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at May 08, 2005 08:43 PM (O2fD/)
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June 23, 2004, Dr. Rusty Shackleford
Jawa
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MuNu! MuNu!
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MuNu MuNu!
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Blog! A blog! Aaah! It's a blog!
=) Funny.
Posted by: A Finn at May 09, 2005 03:36 AM (cWMi4)
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Winners get to join the People's army, losers get to rot away in prison for treason.
You can trust Communism, because it's always fair.
(Message approved by The Great leader)
Posted by: IM at May 10, 2005 02:19 PM (a9tRx)
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