Caption this photo of the leader of Islamic Jihad, Mohammed Al Hindi.
T. Azeredo - "An inch of Hindi is 2.54 cm of Love"
Charlotte- "Don't worry, children. Blowing yourself up feels just like a little bee sting.
You can trust me- I'm a pediatrician."
YJLAW - "And I was this far from the nomination. But nooooooo, George said Harriet Meirs will piss my constituents off more. By Allah's goat, its the story of my life..."
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"I am ashamed to admit it, but this is why we jihad, if you know what I mean. You can't say you're shocked, after all, we're scared of dogs and we hate women, so you should have figured it out by now."
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 08, 2005 02:34 PM (0yYS2)
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"Theees eees how small my deeeck eees...no thanks to the Joooooos!"
Posted by: Macker at October 08, 2005 02:34 PM (2GH66)
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When fully erect, my penis is only this big........sigh.
Posted by: REMF at October 08, 2005 02:35 PM (aLiCo)
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Damn you Macker. DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!j/k
Posted by: REMF at October 08, 2005 02:39 PM (aLiCo)
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It takes just this much sense to become a suic, eh homici, eh, a glorious Martyr in the Name of Allah.
Posted by: bullwinkle at October 08, 2005 02:43 PM (mFhpu)
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Hey, this ain't much, but it's bigger than bin Laden's.
Posted by: Man Mountain Molehill at October 08, 2005 02:45 PM (3S3DT)
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My recipe? A cup of semtex, two cups of C4 and a pinch of nitro-glycerin!
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at October 08, 2005 03:23 PM (x3Muy)
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". . . and then that little girl's terrier pulled back the curtain. There was Allah, only
this big and wearing stilts!"
Posted by: The Therapist at October 08, 2005 03:32 PM (6mUkl)
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I need to amend my previous entry.
"My recibe? A cup of semtex, two cups of C4 and a binch of nitro-glycerin!"
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at October 08, 2005 03:42 PM (x3Muy)
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I'm about this far from getting my ass kicked every day.
Posted by: Howie at October 08, 2005 03:50 PM (D3+20)
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Yet another amendment!
"My recibe? A cub of semtex, two cubs of C4 and a binch of nitro-glycerin!"
There no more Ps!
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at October 08, 2005 04:03 PM (x3Muy)
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We were thisclose to beating Israel in the last war. What do you mean I kid? I tell the truth! Why are you leaving?!
Posted by: The Babaganoosh at October 08, 2005 04:26 PM (v1W1X)
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I heard Islam is about this far from being ethnically cleansed from within the U.S. borders.
Posted by: Alex at October 08, 2005 05:01 PM (GYxT8)
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Arab science triumphs again! Following in the tradition of our greatest inventions, like the hijab, the hooka and the genie lamp, I present to you our newest weapon against the Great Satan and its jewish lackeys - the invisible Al Falafel Martyr bullet! Those Jews, they can only invent crappy, useless stuff for agriculture, medicine, biotechnology and environmental protection.
Posted by: Graeme at October 08, 2005 06:28 PM (BCEqh)
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1) And if I put my fingers like this over the map of the Zionist entity in Palestine and pinch, I can make them disappear. If it were only so damn easy in real life.
Damn them. Damn them to hell!
or...
2) And if you rub my goat's nipples like so, you'll be greatly rewarded
Posted by: lawhawk at October 08, 2005 07:37 PM (jAEWP)
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All of us jihad leaders have one this big ... thats why WE don't blow OURSELVES up
Posted by: Jonathan at October 08, 2005 07:43 PM (6krEN)
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I came THIS close to being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. THIS close. Jew bastards!
Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at October 08, 2005 07:52 PM (ZAnEO)
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Don Adam's voice-"Missed it by that much"
Posted by: THANOS35 at October 08, 2005 08:52 PM (FMsU7)
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Mohammed "Little Wanker" Al Hindi Illustrates his technique.
Posted by: D. Carter at October 08, 2005 10:06 PM (xT77+)
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Mohammed Al Hindi declares, "If President Bush can be hiding the salami, I can be hiding the vienna sausage!"
Posted by: D. Carter at October 08, 2005 10:54 PM (xT77+)
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"...and after breakfast the next morning in my tent, Sean Penn handed me a stack of ten dollar bills this thick."
Posted by: Christopher J at October 08, 2005 11:52 PM (qZkwv)
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This is why martyrs are promised virgins in heaven...
They are inexperienced and don't know any better!
Posted by: Indy Media Watch at October 09, 2005 01:59 AM (0bOOB)
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"I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head..."
from: Kids in the Hall
Posted by: MonkMojo at October 09, 2005 04:57 AM (sWjGN)
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"God is Great! It is written that He is at least _this_ big!"
Posted by: Ursus Maritimus at October 09, 2005 06:58 AM (OAFyx)
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"And then this itsy-bitsy spider crawled
back up the waterspout and envenomed
every wretched Jew she found there.
Allah willing."
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at October 09, 2005 07:37 AM (O2fD/)
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This is why our wives are all "cut and sewn" twelve years olds.
Posted by: Cindy at October 09, 2005 07:50 AM (C73Yr)
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Ah, thees is how long the indidel Rusty Shackleford has to live now that weee have declared a fatwa against him.
Posted by: jesusland joe at October 09, 2005 08:32 AM (0raMr)
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"Woman, man, goat, no matter: all Hindi is GOOD hindi!
(Mohammed explains his nickname).
Posted by: D. Carter at October 09, 2005 09:30 AM (xT77+)
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"An inch of Hindi is 2.54 cm of Love"
Posted by: T. Azeredo at October 09, 2005 04:58 PM (lUppl)
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Don't worry, children. Blowing yourself up feels just like a little bee sting.
You can trust me- I'm a pediatrician.
Posted by: charlotte at October 09, 2005 05:33 PM (M7kiy)
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I've got about this long to live after jooowish missile targeting see's my photo!
Posted by: Dadzilla at October 09, 2005 05:47 PM (f2GV9)
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And I was this far from the nomination. But nooooooo, George said Harriet Meirs will piss my constituents off more. By Allah's goat, its the story of my life...
Posted by: YJLAW at October 09, 2005 06:43 PM (L+bvJ)
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This is about the size of john kerrys amount of real honesty and backbone
Posted by: sandpiper at October 09, 2005 09:40 PM (FpZEl)
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See This? This is the invisible vial of anthrax that the Zionists have created against the Palenstians to kill them! I have it right here...these jews..they are too smart..but I will hunt them down as I have here..and show the world that Palenstinians are smart and can also defeat the Jews...
Posted by: Billy Faeth at October 09, 2005 11:56 PM (i0Re4)
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"The Towel that was stolen from my head was this thick!"
Posted by: Steve Sharon at October 10, 2005 12:24 AM (Zh66C)
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"Here is a graphic representation of our Islamist brain power!"
Posted by: Reaganite at October 10, 2005 09:52 AM (qiPjW)
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And already the Global Caliphate is THIS BIG! Soon it will be the size of a parking kiosk, thanks be to Allah!
Posted by: charlotte at October 10, 2005 10:27 AM (6krEN)
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... My goat assures me length doesn't matter
/TJ
Posted by: TJ at October 10, 2005 05:49 PM (PL7dL)
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We love the Jews this much.
Posted by: Razorbacker at October 10, 2005 07:58 PM (ly6jN)
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...in paradise,
this is 12 inches. So at an average of 9 inches, we will all be
very well hung!
Posted by: Perlguy at October 11, 2005 07:24 AM (jP9xk)
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