Caption this photo. Winners announced Monday with much fanfare and linky love.
Posted by: See-Dubya at August 13, 2005 04:56 PM (8S5GI)
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Somebody set up us the bomb.
Posted by: dave at August 13, 2005 05:12 PM (DO6vD)
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Introducing the Gaza Pullout Collector's Condom. The Joooooooos pull out so you don't have to!
Posted by: Matt at August 13, 2005 05:32 PM (jAQRx)
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"Notta whole lotta love"
or
"Escalator to Hell"
Posted by: Don Surber at August 13, 2005 05:42 PM (9dzVM)
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NASA's new space shuttle, The Infidel, comes in for a landing at Houston
Posted by: THANOS35 at August 13, 2005 05:59 PM (IJ51c)
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A couple of weenies on a big dick.
Posted by: Tom Spence at August 13, 2005 07:02 PM (aiebU)
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Palestinians unveil the Arafat-1, a new inflatable rocket and announce their intention to join Iran in solidarity in its arms race with Israel which threatens to spiral out of control. Spokespersons for the PA insist the rocket is purely for symbolic purposes.
Posted by: Carlos at August 13, 2005 07:28 PM (8e/V4)
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In a startling turn of events,the PLA raises a monument to womens rights.
Posted by: kstumpf at August 13, 2005 08:14 PM (Kv4B9)
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This is our newest weapon of mass destruction, the Arafat-Abbas inter-county balistic balloon. It is the latest in matyrdom technology, as a suicide bomber can now be flown over occupied Palestine and dropped anywhere.
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 13, 2005 09:35 PM (DDXXI)
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1. Not quite getting the concept of a "trial balloon"...
2. The newly-formed Palestinian Air Force has a ways to go before reaching full operational capability.
3. Palestinian space program faces difficulties due to inexperienced engineers.
Posted by: Jeff Medcalf at August 13, 2005 10:48 PM (eer2X)
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Hustler gives the Palestinian Authority a rating of "3/4 Erect."
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at August 14, 2005 12:12 AM (mrpxK)
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hahaha! Jesusland is the instant winner.
Posted by: Carlos at August 14, 2005 12:51 AM (8e/V4)
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Skyrocket in flight/Arafat delight/Aaaabu Maaaazen delight
(sorry, only us old folks forced to listen to our parent's soft pop music on AM stations that used to play music but are now talk will get it)
Posted by: Mad Dog Vinnie at August 14, 2005 02:04 AM (Kr6/f)
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Talk about a hand job!!!
Posted by: Bubbe at August 14, 2005 04:55 AM (cbAi4)
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In local news, ceremonies commemorate the launching of the New Palestinian State of Terrorism Symbol... 2 turkeys and a bomb.
Posted by: Bubbe at August 14, 2005 05:23 AM (cbAi4)
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Proving further that Mid Eastern technology lags several decades behind that of the West, the PA has taken to deploying World War II style barrage balloons around key installations (namely their members' heads) to deter IDF air strikes. The program has also found use in the agricultural sector after it was found that by using certain imagery on the balloons, crows, pigeons and small boys are repelled. However, due to unknown reasons, rats, cockroaches, maggots, and many California residents are readily atracted to the balloons.
Posted by: Graeme at August 14, 2005 06:52 AM (Yow3n)
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Self propelled enima for Downing Street Moron. Should fit nicely.
Posted by: greyrooster at August 14, 2005 09:46 AM (CBNGy)
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"Somebody set up us the bomb."
What you say!
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 14, 2005 10:22 AM (0yYS2)
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The new Palestinian blimp "PAS-1 (Paelstinian Airship) Dazed and Confused" gets readied for its first flight.
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at August 14, 2005 11:32 AM (w+yVE)
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The Dumb and Dumber Bomb .. has pictures on it so it knows who to target.
Posted by: Bubbe at August 14, 2005 11:39 AM (cbAi4)
Posted by: Sigmund, Carl and Alfred at August 14, 2005 11:50 AM (dHZc2)
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Faced with increasing disapproval from Europeans over rocket targeting of terrorists, Israel experimented with a giant cruise dildo, photo programmed to home into those pictured on the side.
Posted by: beefrits at August 14, 2005 01:52 PM (56nUp)
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Palestinian rocket scientists and their two-goon moon balloon.
Posted by: DWC at August 14, 2005 01:58 PM (xT77+)
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Every goat in Palestine headed for the hills.
Posted by: DWC at August 14, 2005 02:02 PM (xT77+)
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ROFLMAO!! DWC, thanks for the laughs.
Posted by: Bubbe at August 14, 2005 04:24 PM (cbAi4)
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And now anouncing out new smart bomb programed to seek out and blow to smitereeneis bin ladin nd company
Posted by: sandpiper at August 14, 2005 05:23 PM (QagY6)
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PASA (Palestinian Aeronautics and Space Administration) prepares to test launch its new FATWA-2 rocket on its maiden voyage to the other side of the parking lot. The payload of Arafat and Abbas posters will then be sold at a Hezbolla fundraiser outside the control tent.
Posted by: mychimo at August 15, 2005 12:22 AM (Bxnmv)
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In a startling turn of events,the PLA fully erects a monument to John Holmes.
Posted by: Kstumpf at August 15, 2005 09:09 AM (GImrl)
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Hey kids and infidels! Buy a dildo to show your unwavering support for the Coalition of Giant Horny Palestinian Chicks.
Posted by: Feisty at August 15, 2005 09:32 AM (EHXJh)
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Shit, you can't have a caption contest like this without even quoting some Zeppelin:
"All I see turns to brown, as the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand, as I scan this wasted land"
LMAO, mychimo's is awesome!
Posted by: Venom at August 15, 2005 10:18 AM (dbxVM)
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Higher, higher!!!!
Secret weapon has got to make it over that wall the damn Jooooos built!!
Posted by: Brad at August 16, 2005 02:07 PM (3OPZt)
Posted by: greyrooster at August 16, 2005 11:03 PM (CBNGy)
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