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August 08, 2005

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Beneath the Planet of the Apes Edition WINNERS

Caption this photo of a Hiroshima protest gone terribly wrong.*

Winners picked arbitrarily by me, Admiral Rusty Shackleford:

D. Carter: Japan and the U.S. share many interests: a healthy private sector, baseball, and a lethal distate for mimes.

Romeo Delta: Upon hearing that Tom Cruise's "War Of The Worlds" would soon make its Tokyo premiere, thousands of Japanese viewers of "The Last Samurai" commit seppuku.

Graeme: Reluctantly, Andrew Lloyd Webber, after many protests by patrons and theatre critics waving "No more Hiroshima" signs, decided to cancel further performances of his much maligned new musical, The Phantom of Hiroshima.

Special mention to KG for gratuitous Futurama references: No one really worships the atomic bomb anymore, it's mainly a Christmas and Easter thing, really. *Oh mighty bomb, I reveal my true self to you. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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1 A little sushi, a little Geisha, a little nappy-poo. What's to protest?

Posted by: Bubbe at August 06, 2005 08:16 PM (cbAi4)

2 Though he usually appreciated irony, this just sucked. or... With his last breath, a weak whisper slipped from his lips; "Halliburton..."

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 06, 2005 08:37 PM (0yYS2)

3 Here is a good caption:"I wish we Japanese terrorists had been born with better sense than to ruthlessly commit a sneak attack against the United States of America. We duplicitous Japanese terrorists earned what the U.S. gave us; ATOMIC HORROR. I hope the extremist jawas pull their "collective head" out of their "collective fourth-point-of-contact" (other wise known as an ASS) before the free world finally gets sick of their shit and nukes them too."

Posted by: Dan at August 06, 2005 10:38 PM (aZ0p1)

4 Hiroshima-brand Sake: strong enough to flatten a city, and you.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at August 06, 2005 10:54 PM (mrpxK)

5 Tojo loved to tan, but he worried about skin cancer, so he developed the SPF5000 system.

Posted by: Lakebear at August 07, 2005 07:42 AM (7EVyU)

6 This was a caption on t-shirts in Osan AB Korea. Seems to work here: Don't Start a War ... If You Can't Take a Joke ----------------------------------------- The picture was a head on shot of a B29 with a mushroom cloud forming below and behind it.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 07, 2005 09:41 AM (5kcPQ)

7 Casper, the friendly ghost, takes up political activism.

Posted by: Carlos at August 07, 2005 09:48 AM (8e/V4)

8 Oh no! Godzilla! Quickly, play dead and he will not attack! No you fool, that is bears! ARRRGGGHHH!!

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at August 07, 2005 12:07 PM (RHG+K)

9 Reluctantly, Andrew Lloyd Webber, after many protests by patrons and theatre critics waving "No more Hiroshima" signs, decided to cancel further performances of his much maligned new musical, The Phantom of Hiroshima.

Posted by: Graeme at August 07, 2005 12:11 PM (hrBGZ)

10 Oooohhhh, the clouds are dripping! I can hear it! Good 'cid!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at August 07, 2005 01:04 PM (LPcI7)

11 Japan and the U.S. share many interests: a healthy private sector, baseball, and a lethal distate for mimes.

Posted by: D. Carter at August 07, 2005 04:07 PM (xT77+)

12 Upon hearing that Tom Cruise's "War Of The Worlds" would soon make its Tokyo premiere, thousands of Japanese viewers of "The Last Samurai" commit seppuku.

Posted by: RomeoDelta at August 07, 2005 04:12 PM (AHaCg)

13 No one really worships the atomic bomb anymore, it's mainly a Christmas and Easter thing, really. (stolen blatently from Futurama)

Posted by: KG at August 07, 2005 05:30 PM (s8D3V)

14 . ~ KaNuki Theater ~

Posted by: BumperStickeristII at August 07, 2005 07:35 PM (/K8R0)

15 This week's secret "Iron Chef" ingredient: Clostridium Botulinum . Ala Cuisine!!!

Posted by: Princess Kimberley at August 07, 2005 09:00 PM (8sXP/)

16 "No more Hiroshima"? Are they protesters or historians?

Posted by: Jeff Medcalf at August 08, 2005 12:20 AM (eer2X)

17 Â“Is This the Way to Al Basra?" The British Royal Dragoon Guard funny vid http://www.transbuddha.com/index.php/buddha/comments/4828/

Posted by: Zebrab5 at August 08, 2005 09:01 PM (wWAmZ)

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