I'm off to edumacate the masses. In the meantime the Carnivorous Conservative has found evidence of Gannon worship at a pro-Syria rally in Lebanon.

UPDATE: The cure for Gannon worship--Lebanese chicks!

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Jay Tea: "Anyone know of any Italian communists in or around Cow Hampshire I could kidnap and threaten to kill? I hear there's good money in that, for very little risk..."

Wuzzadem: "I've been taken hostage by insurgents. They're actually very reasonable people, and decent chaps for the most part - except for the whole kidnapping thing - but they mean business. And by 'mean business', I'm not implying that they would harm me, but they might be forced to take me for a drive, and Mahmoud likes to play 'chicken' at checkpoints, so there's always a chance I could be shot by some overzealous American soldier."

Cranky Neocon: "Help Me Leon Trotsky - You're My Only Hope"

Sobek: Sgena=Gannon (You have to see this)

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I'm not just saying that because they are paying me to say it either. I'm seriously. I'm saying that because KKKarl Rove ordered me to say it. Why not click on over, it's not like you're working anyway.....

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I have an interview set up for the Shark Tank show on Stanford's KZSU 90.1 FM tomorrow from around 5:30-6:00 pm. You can listen live by going to their website here. No call-ins, but if you have a question you would like asked of me just e-mail kzsushark-at-yahoo.com.

Before I have to say this on the radio let me just admit here and now that my real name is John Guckert and I am a gay-prostitute who takes marching orders from KKKarl Rove.

UPDATE: MH King is on Kevin McCullough's show this afternoon.

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Vonski--"Yes, the infidels are right. This isn't as hot as the two Lesbianese chicks."

Jack M--"In an unprecidented display, the Arab Street protests Jada Pinkett Smith's "declaration of heteronormativity" by publicly going up each other's Assad's."

Brian Blazevic--"San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom illegally marries Ahwful Salahd and his two-dimensional "partner"."

*Winners chosen arbitrarily by me, that's why!!

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1 Mid-east appeal for Deputy Dewey has escalated in recents months, culminating with gay displays of affection for the fictional character made famous by David Arquette.

Posted by: LD at March 07, 2005 01:40 PM (Hu2j3)

2 Woohoo! Thank you, Doc. So, as a prize do I get to chose from one of the many items in your extensive online store?

Posted by: Vonski at March 07, 2005 02:36 PM (AHaCg)

3 Ha, a-yup.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 07, 2005 03:36 PM (JQjhA)

4 Yeah, I want a free t-shirt! Seriously, I'm honored to be chosen. Keep your powder dry, Brian

Posted by: Brian Blazevic at March 07, 2005 11:50 PM (b2Y3g)

5 Thanks Rusty! It's about time my sneering contempt for the "Arab Street" (and, interestingly enough, Jada Pinkett Smith) earned me something! Besides...everyone knows that being a winner in a Jawa Report's Caption Contest is way better than being a winner in one of Ace's less, um, "heteronormative" haiku escapades.

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Caption this photo of two pro-Syrian demonstrators in Lebanon. Winners announced Monday.

I figure since every one else does caption contests. That, and since tomorrow is my Blog Sabbath why not give friends and readers something to do other than look at porn and stock quotes.

This photo has serious photoshop potential too.........

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Due to the overwhelming number of comments on recent posts we are unable to moderate at this time. Please feel free to e-mail Rusty Shackleford (see left sidebar) if you have any news tips, suggestions, or personal comments. Sorry--a little busy.

Oh, yes we have a problem with the comments remembering info. The only fix that we could find, so far, is that commenting will remember your info but only if you click on "comments" from the main page. If you try to comment from an archive page, you will have to retype your info each time.

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....have been greatly exaggerated! The Blogger Death Pool is up. Apparently I will die playing with my own lightsaber. Can I just say in my defense, it is a big lightsaber. Not Gannon big, but big.

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It doesn't have Brad Pitt, but it does have a lot of homo-erotic subtexts. An interview with Jeff Gannon.

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The anonymous Freeway Blogger celebrates the liberation of Iraq and Afghanistan, it's spill-over affects into Egypt, Lebanon, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Palestine, and the complete paradigm shift uderway in the entire Middle East by mocking the 1,500 brave soldiers who died in that effort.

Examples of his signs:

...more evidence the real objection to the war in Iraq is that the Left thinks all war is bad. more...

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1 This is why I don't visit the leftosphere. The effects of the blinding rage on my blood pressure can't be good for my health. Thanks for doing the dirty work so that I don't have to sully my browser with their vomitous (sorry!) bilge.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at March 03, 2005 12:55 PM (WsZ4F)

2 Hello Dr. Shackleford, Looks like the LLL media elite got together in the backroom and decided to allow a slight, grudging change of tone by admitting there are some positive aspects about the uses of the US Military, and perhaps, that a new wind is blowing in the Middle East. However, read the Guardian article, and be reassured that they haven't changed their true nature. A Force for Good, by Robert Kaplan/NYT http://www.nytimes.com/auth/login?URI=http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/03/opinion/03kaplan.html&OP=20bcd540/eqQ26We8Q5C)YwQ5CQ5CbTeTaaKeaUeaUeQ5CBQ3EQ3FQ3EQ5CQ3FeaU0rBCrQ3F7RbQ2B NYT "The global war on terrorism has made the military far more effective at performing humanitarian deeds." and also You're going to love this one. Only the Guardian would make an attempt to credit Osama bin Laden with starting a democratic revolution in the Middle East. The Guardian announces Osama started the The Cedar Revolution: http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,1429001,00.html The Guardian: "Has Osama bin Laden started a democratic revolution in the Middle East? One of very few universally valid laws of history is the law of unintended consequences. The effects of what men and women do are rarely those they intend, and sometimes they are the exact opposite. If that happens here, it would be hard to imagine a nicer illustration of the law." They apparently really believe that the world is quite that stupid

Posted by: Ariana at March 03, 2005 01:26 PM (Z+LC9)

3 A-freaking-amazing.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 03, 2005 01:51 PM (JQjhA)

4 The usial antiamerican bunch of low life scum why dont they go live in cuba im sure that castro would love these no good scum

Posted by: sandpiper at March 03, 2005 01:53 PM (kxat+)

5 Maybe, just maybe, if terrorists would only butcher liberals maybe then they would want to fight back.

Posted by: Lovetobuggertheleft at March 03, 2005 02:11 PM (yBHNA)

6 No, if terrorists would only butcher liberals there would be no need to fight back

Posted by: joey at March 03, 2005 02:51 PM (+7Usq)

7 Cowardly is saying you care about human rights and ending oppression while you watch innocent people being brutalized by tyrants and remain silent. You care more about seeing Bush and your country fail than freeing oppressed people and making the world a safer place. Try evading AAA fire and SAMs or being held as a POW in the Hanoi Hilton for about seven years or so before you talk about bombing being cowardly. Step away from the Kool-Aid kids and get a fricking clue! Oh yeah Free Tibet! But everyplace else oh well, we are to blame. More Kool-Aid please!

Posted by: bags75 at March 04, 2005 08:37 AM (G1JLb)

8 I prefer Tang

Posted by: Night Weasel at March 04, 2005 09:58 AM (tkj+t)

9 Right wing Cowards, sit back here in the States, while the rest of us fight your war. If your for the War join up you sniffling COWARDS

Posted by: Been their at March 29, 2005 12:47 AM (EEqmd)

10 119 dath row inmates now free nationwide because they were found out to be innocenct and the crisis is growing please checkout www.innocenceproject.org thank you for your time

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I've been puking since last night. Think the director's cut of The Exorcist. One of my colleagues called the morgue, but I'm not dead yet. In fact, I'm much better. Needless to say, I cancelled classes and there was a great mourning among the students. Weeping, and wailing, and gnashing of teeth.

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From this site:

Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.

At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

Come celebrate White Trash Wednesday with these other fine rednecks:

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CNS has this exclusive:

George Soros, the billionaire liberal financier who spent more than $23 million of his own money trying to defeat President Bush last year, is being sued and could end up having to testify over a dog attack at his estate in Westchester County, N.Y.

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Friends, it's not about the hits. No, it's about THE TRUTH. And not just any truth, the IMPORTANT TRUTH. You want THE TRUTH, than why aren't you reading Wonkette? The New York Times, CNN, ABC News, and CBS all agree that Wonkette is an important blogger.

I mean today's important posts reveal that the Jenna Bush, er, bush shot was not really Jenna Bush. So that bush you thought was Bush's was some one elses, er, bush.

For the life of me I've no idea why the MSM pays attention to this Joan Rivers of the blogosphere.

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Dean admits there is a crisis in Social Security.

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The following people get a fatwa:

Vince Aut Morire for supporting Zionist-Crusader forces.

Tim for revealing mujahadin funding source.

No Easy Answers for mocking Syrian umma brothers.

Six Meat Buffet for calling UBL 'terrorist'. No, Bush is terrorist!

Sortapundit for trying to oust brother Oliver Willis.

Confederate Yankee for support of criminal Bush.

Trey Jackson for lying Howard Dean video--all Americans bad!!

Reliapundit for harem reference to 'long' and 'Saddam' in same sentence.

Pirate's Cove for waging war on innocent mujahadin.

Secure Liberty for support of American censoring FCC.

Interested Participant for discussion of harem 'uncomfortable' sex.

Hyscience for objecting to legitimate communications from innocent mujahadin.

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This week's Bonfire of the Vanities is up, and it's written in an ambic iambic pentameter style. Too high brow? Think Snoop Dogg meets Alfred, Lord Tennyson--biyatches.

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DrewB comes up with some funny schtick over at a conservative bulletin board as he fantasizes what would happen if the left and right blogosphere got together for a conference. My favorite part?

Rusty Shackleford: Hey Kos, Yoda did a survey that says 47% of blog readers know your mother!

Willis: Racist! [read the rest]

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