October 10, 2005

All Blog and No Fun Make Rusty a Dull Boy

I'm going on blog sabbatical starting immediately. No more than a single post daily for the rest of the month. Things should return to normal after then. Sorry, but I have some deadlines that have to be met and such. And then there's that family commitment thing. In the meantime I'm here, I'm just not here, if you get my drift.

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October 08, 2005

Congrats James!

Congratulations are in order for James Joyner of OTB who is getting married tonight. Good luck and may God bless your marriage as he has mine.

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October 05, 2005

Jawa Report is Evil

Liberal blog classifies The Jawa:

The Jawa Report - Their motto is a quote from Thomas Mann: “Tolerance:A Crime when applied to evil” These guys manage the evil portion just fine; it’s anything similar to tolerance that is totally beyond them.
Our eeevil plan to take over the blogosphere and crush tolerance continues unabated.

Now excuse me while I go kill kittens for fun.......

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WTW How to Survive Gas Prices

Beins thatÂ’s Ah is a reyud neyuk ah figured yall maht hayuv some idears on how we all cayun survahv three buck gayus. I baysiclly jest a mattr of supplahs ayund demayund.

1. Drive real fast. The longer the trip takes the more gas you burn.
2. Install bigger motor.
3. Add Holly 730 and racing cam.
4. Lift kit and big tires. The inverse square law states that the further from the center of gravity the less you are affected. Therefore less drag and better mileage.
5. When the light turns green floor it and get to the next light ASAP. The more time spent idling at red lights the less fuel used. Lights cannot ever be beaten the man has em all fixed to stop you anyway.
6.Add bush guard and roll bar both with extra lights point the top ones backwards and turn em on. The pressure of the light leaving the rollbar adds MPG. Girls like these first six which is important.
7.Marry early and often. You might want to start with Bobby Sue cause her daddy drives a fuel truck.Once you are married up start on that crop of teenagers they will be useful just donÂ’t let em drive unless itÂ’s a date with someone who works at the refinery, gas station, drives a school bus, etc etc.
8. Train yer boys to siphon. Girls donÂ’t need trainin, sucking fluid through a tube in the dark comes natural for em.
9. Host keg parties. Have the boys invite their friends but not the girls. Once the first keg is dry yer daughters can keep the boys busy while yer boys excuse themselves to get some fuel errrr take a leak.
10. Gets one of them there deep sea fishin outfits for long trips. Get up behind a rig and cast onto the bumper. Use that pair of wire cutters that always sticks out of yer back pocket to cut the line when ya gotta exit or get another beer.

In other words as long as your demand meets my supply no problem.

Supplahhh!!!! Honey can you gets Daddy another beer.

If you missed Sunday's Dilbert click here.

Hat Tip: Dave the cube neighbor.

Here are your White Trash Wednesday bloggers

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October 04, 2005

All Things Scott Baio

Filthy Allah has a blog. Go wish Filthy the best.

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Carnivals Everywhere

Yes Carnival Season is in full swing.

Carnival of Liberty XIV is up.

We have a new contributor this week. Warren Meyer, of the Coyote Blog has submitted an entry and I think his debut piece for the Carnival is a great one.

Also interesting see The Carnival of the Liberated. Iraqi bloggers by the dozen. Hosted by Dean's World.

The Carnival of Personal Finance a must read that I have not yet.

Hat tip: Glen Reynolds

I have reports that parade candy hauls are down this year. But there is still hope even though it's not a campaign year. So grab a sack and pack up the kiddies and the lawnchairs it's fall baby.

Updated: Carnivals make me think of stuffing my face and that reminds me. October 5th is Dine for America day. Proceeds go the the American Red Cross disaster Relief. Wait, so you mean I can pig out and help out at the same time? I love America.

Super Carnival link.

Hat tip enise

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October 03, 2005

Happy Bloggoversary

To Dave Gullyborg at Resistance is Futile! Once you're past the first year, it's all down hill man......

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