October 13, 2005

A Haiku Dedicated to Tums

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Nerves of steel no more
In calcium carbonate
My salvation lies.

Posted by: Rusty at 09:29 AM | Comments (12) | Add Comment
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1 Oh Chalky Lozenge, Bring peace to my digestion. Tum te Tum Tum Tummmmmmm

Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 13, 2005 09:42 AM (5P2T7)

2 I would think it would be Stomach of steel no more, not Nerves of steel. $0.02

Posted by: Fersboo at October 13, 2005 09:49 AM (x0fj6)

3 Trust me, two are intimately connected.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at October 13, 2005 09:51 AM (JQjhA)

4 I prefer mylanta, but hey, that's just a personal choice.

Posted by: jesusland joe at October 13, 2005 10:05 AM (rUyw4)

5 If you take a lot of Tums you may want to see a doctor, I used to take Tums all the time and after I was prescribed Nexium (which I used for less than a month) I have never had to take Tums again or any more Nexium. I used to carry a roll of Tums around in my pocket, with my change, I was using them that much. So, anyway, just thought I'd mention it.

Posted by: noname at October 13, 2005 10:36 AM (Kkqaq)

6 I smell Nobel Prize...

Posted by: The Man at October 13, 2005 10:55 AM (EDlAL)

7 Antacid Haiku Steadily Decreasing Width Inverted Triangle

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at October 13, 2005 01:26 PM (ICDIn)

8 worries of the world Relief can be found the gift milk from a goat

Posted by: Howie at October 13, 2005 02:36 PM (D3+20)

9 Wife and kids at mall Spend all funds yet do not work Pill of chalk save me

Posted by: Brad at October 13, 2005 03:48 PM (3OPZt)

10 MA - that last line has six syllables. Hurry and fix it before the Ninjas come and get you. Teaching middle school Oh cafeteria lunch What was I thinking?

Posted by: Maureen at October 13, 2005 04:22 PM (ny5O/)

11 Too much of that stuff then you'll have to do a Haiku about passing kidney stones....

Posted by: MKL at October 14, 2005 01:36 AM (AHfzq)

12 tums FOR THE TUMMY TUM TUM TUMM TUMM TUM

Posted by: sandpiper at October 14, 2005 05:27 PM (AQZCQ)

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