March 20, 2006

RINO Sightings March 20th Edition

Below The Beltway is hosting the Carnival this week.

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March 19, 2006

Things That Make Me Go "Hm"

In lieu of a caption contest, I offer only this.

The world of Science is in an uproar. Recent photos have unnerved even the most rock-ribbed of Paleontologists, Zoologists, Biologists, and Sweatyhippiepooterologists as they debate:

How many toes DOES the American Chicken have, anyway?

And thanks to the blog grandfather, we get this:

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Delusional leftards
do have a purpose, check out that good gay action just to the left of the sign (yer other left, idjit).

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March 17, 2006

When Muslims Attack

Attack the Useful Idiots, that is.

Yeah, I linked my own blog again, but what else am I supposed to do? It's not like the guy posts here.

Sheesh, give me break, and stop looking at me like that.

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March 16, 2006

Keeping Them Under The Bridge

Seems we have a troll intent on spoofing the regulars here.

If you regulars don't like being spoofed, email me at vinceautmorire@gmail.com and just write one word.

spoofer.

I will reply with another word.

You can't control comments here, but you can protect your good name, and save us some aggravation by trying to compare IP addresses. A spoofer may be able to type your email into the field provided in the comments, but they can't email me with your address can they?

If you're being spoofed, all you have to do is email Rusty or Howie, with the secret word, and you won't get deleted and banned. They control the banning process. I'll let them know the secret word.

If you don't get a reply to your email, then you're not in my pro-Jawa database (yes, I have one) and you may be a leftard.

Comments are closed because the secret word must be emailed.

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March 15, 2006

She's Mine And You Can't Have Her

I love my wife.

Take her on in her comments, not here. I double dog dare you.

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March 14, 2006

Melissa Theuriau Topless Pictures

May be viewed by following the links here.

What are you staring at? Of course I'm trying to make The Jawa Report number one on Google for "Melissa Theuriau Topless Pictures."

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March 13, 2006

Salt Lake City Punk Reality Tour

My airplane got a flat tire. That's right, a flat tire on an airplane. And how do they fix it? Just a guy with a tire iron. It took 2 hours to get the tire changed. Needless to say, I missed my connection.

So I get stuck in Salt Lake City for a couple of days. Not the worst place to be stuck. It's a pretty cool town, actually. It snowed, which is always fun in March. Nevertheless, I'm glad to be home.

Thanks to all the well-wishers for keeping me in their prayers. The interview went reasonably well. I'll hear something in the next two weeks. If I get the job I'll give your prayers credit. If I don't get the job I'll know that Jawa readers need to turn their prayers towards the real God. You know, Allah.

Anyway about a million things to do to make up for lost time last week. Blogging will be light.

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March 09, 2006

Phinding Nemo

Phin, the fishnet wearing half of Apothegm Designs, just had his life get a whole lot more enjoyable.

Congratulations are in order, with a warning.

As you bask in the glow of your firstborn, those who are jealous of your sweet reward will now besiege you with a calvacade of "enjoy it now, wait until he's 2."

Then, when their hopes at your misery are dashed, the "wait until he's..." will generally progress upwards every 4 years or so, concluding with "wait until he's a teenager."

Look long and hard at the teenagers of the parents who say that.

And when your son finishes his schooling with an M.D. and a J.D. and is happily married with a child of his own, you will have your revenge on the person(s) who said "wait until he's a teenager." You know, the one who was a grandparent at 35.

Just ride the wave, Phin, ride the wave.

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Can Rusty Come Out to Play?

I'm sorry, Billy, Rusty isn't home. He'll be back next week. That's why he hasn't answered the gazillion e-mails sitting in his inbox.

PS-If you're the praying type, please pray that I get this job!

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March 08, 2006

WTW Tiny Bubbles.

Yes “Howie Vintage 06 batch A” is in progress. Judging by the color I’ve quite a good reaction going on here. Before the yeast gets going it’s dark in color. Bubbling it’s ass off it is.

Due date is 04/16.

Blogroll removed cause it hangs up at times.

more...

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March 07, 2006

Personal Notes and Asides

Probably interesting to a very few, but will help explain my absence and light posting. more...

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March 06, 2006

Where's Rusty?

Had a long weekend with the family. Who would have thought it would be more enjoyable than, say, blogging? Might go fishing later today and test the hypothesis that it, too, might just be funner than blogging.

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Good News And Bad News

Fellow Munuvian Mad Mikey is doing better.

Fellow Munuvian Delftsman could still use some prayers.

In the interest of levity, I feel the need to note that these types of things tend to happen in threes.

Rusty, you're screwed.

Best wishes and many prayers to both Mikey and Delfts, and to their families.

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March 03, 2006

Still Looking for Number 100,000

With Dr. Rusty's permission I'm posting this article here because Conservative Thinking's 100,000th visitor came from here.

Conservative Thinking has hit the 100,000 SiteMeter Visits milestone. The problem is I have no idea who the visitor actually is. The information about the visitor can be seen here. I've contacted the visitor's ISP and the referring site's owner in an effort to attempt to track the person down.

But, if you're on Comcast and you're from California and you're visitor information matches this then please drop me a line so you can claim your prize. more...

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March 02, 2006

Comments

We appear to be having technical difficulties with the comments. One of you must have broken the internet. It can happen.

Update by Paduan Beotch Howie.

Pixi Misa :I fixed the internet!
Comment away!

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Get Free Stuff

If you are the 100,000th visitor to Chris Short's Conservative Thinking blog, you get free stuff. (As of this writing, the 78th person to click on over wins). Free is good.

UPDATE: Chris tells me that a lucky Jawa reader was the 100,00th visitor. If your IP goes something like 71.202.1.# , then drop Chris a line to pick up your free stuff.

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March 01, 2006

WTW Late Night Trash


Yes itÂ’s quite past my bedtime. Normally I go to bed with the Chickens. This week Howie would like to nominate Russell Winstead as a big old piece of white trash. The long arm of the law finally caught up with him this week.

WTVW : Winstead was on the run for almost three years, hiding from Madisonville Police in Costa Rica. He`s accused of stabbing his aunt, Anna Mae Branson, more than 80-times in January 2003. He was questioned, but left the country before he could be charged.
Watch this be one of those idiots who claim the death penalty is just oh so cruel when he showed no concern for his victims pain at all. You stabbed your aunt, For money, 81 times?

AMW profile. more...

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February 28, 2006

Islam Means Peace (Doesn't it?)

72 White Grapes for all!

"Moderate" Muslim leader speaks: Islam means war.

Senior al Qaeda asshole captured in Iraq. Evan Kohlmann is skeptical. Meanwhile, escaped al Qaeda bad guy vows attacks on U.S. soil.

Former Taliban official in U.S., studying at Yale.

Europe is the new Weimar Republic? Indeed.

Mothers celebrate death of sons, infidels.

Good news from those liberated from tyrants and religious fanatics.

It's soooo depressing being Muslim. I think I'll go on Oprah.


5,000 kids in Pakistan call for death to Muhammed blasphemers. Our allies in the GWOT.

A fresh steaming pile of taqiyya: Michigan student newspaper criticized over Muhammed cartoon publication.

Arab League Chief: Cartoons Are Deadly Threat Against Islam

eBay cancels Muhammed cartoon auction.

Solidarity with brave souls.

Dubai: everything you never wanted to know because its fun to stick our heads in holes and play the religious reletavism game.

Domestic terror leader indicted.

Allah spotting for fun and profit.

The Filthy One on Army Pfc. Daniel P. Unger.

Gulf War I was a disaster. I agree.

Germany denies report that it helped in Iraq war.

Jihad. The good kind.

PA collapse? Soooo sad.

In addition to bending over for Muslim minority, Spain now happy to provide KY.

U.S. bitch slaps Sunnis, Shias in Iraq.

You can't hug an Iranian with nuclear arms.

Fascinating. The demography vs. democracy paradox.

Saddam ends hunger strike, Michael Moore to provide the hot wings.

Mexico's Filthy Sanchez.

What religion is your bra?

Just try to impeach Bush. We dare you.

D.C. blog meet-up info.

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February 27, 2006

Life Meet Parody

WaPo interviews our very own Confederate Yankeee. Woodward and Bernstein lower head in shame.

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RINO's with Rhoids

This week's RINO sightings is up at ex-donkey's.

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