August 04, 2004

Glenn Reynolds, Please Have Pity

I just did the math. The Instapundit is clearing $13k a month in Blogads alone. That's right, $13k a month!!! $3k (x2) for slot one, $2k (x1) for slot two, $1k (x5) for slot three!!

This is on top of his already hefty salary as a tenured professor in a decent law school.

Me: $0 from blogads + a crappy salary as an untenured assistant professor at a not-so-prestigious regional school.

Jealous? Yes. Miffed? Not quite.

Man, what does a guy have to do to get an Instalaunch around here?

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August 03, 2004

Classmates.com Infiltrated by Communists

Classmates.com has moved. All the big bloggers seem to have been members of the class of 1965. Go see if you're there too?

Update: Bill (not gay) at INDC has the signatures page from our yearbook. I think he caught more than the HIV from Anna-Marie--he also caught the funny.

Update II: Nerds!!!!!!

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Plastic Surgery for Bloggers

So this is what it feels like when the doves cry? Some important linkage for the day. Since my sitemeter is in spike mode, might as well practice Reaganomics and see if the trickle down theory works for my buds who deserve some traffic.

Bloggers who have had plastic surgery:
Professor Chaos (third nipple removed) on the Two Americas.
James Joyner (buttock implants) with some practical advice for Bush.
Senator Pundit (testicle reconstruction) about to pop the question.
Kevin (penis extension) on Michael Moore's chances of an oscar.
Chris Cross (laser hair removal at bikiniline) on NY Times terror reporting.
Ace (liposuction) on Alan Keyes vs. Obama bin Laden.
Cameron's (hair plugs) neighbor is no Joey Ramone.
Robert (false calfs) on classical music or some such crap.
Commissar (botox) on the inevetable consequences of liberalism.
BRD (multiple moles removed) on the Sistani fatwa.
Jeff Quinton (tummy tuck) gives Senior Spielberg the cyber finger.
Scott (collagen injections) has the goods on UN/Darfurgate.
Scott Talkington (otoplasty) has more on the Kerry bounce.
The Air Marshal (eyelid surgery) has a nuanced opinion of the war in Iraq.
David Anderson (skin bleaching) on negro conservatives.
Simon (facelift) says China is going to help him with the results of his enemablogs.
Captain Ed (browlift) has more on the Kerry secret plan to end the war.
Johnny Walker's (chin extension) good news @ Chappelle (except Rick James).


Bloggers who I've seen naked (and don't need plastic surgery!):
Jane is ready to invade Israel
Michelle Malkin defends internmentss.
HAC is going hightech with Blogger.
Allah got himself 72 virgins with his bod, so he won't need Kerry's new book.

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Bonfire of the Vanities

Go check out this weeks Bonfire being hosted by Cold Beer 4 the Soul. My entry, Blogophobes: The Blog Marriage Debate is linked in this weeks bonfire.

Shout out to Mister and Kevin for including my post.

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Dude, Where's My Blog?

Our network has been mostly down since yesterday. I blame the terrorists. Just a quick post in case it goes down again. I may be blogging today--or maybe not.

If this is my only post for the day, why not click through my ever expanding blogroll?

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August 01, 2004

Orange Alert in NYC

Commissar's response to terrorists? F**k You!

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