August 17, 2005
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August 12, 2005
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I'm terrified I'll die a virgin. Not because I'm obsessed with sex. I'm not, I don't think it's that big a deal. But I don't want to get to Paradise and have to sleep with one of the suicide bombers.It's funny because it's true.
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August 06, 2005
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In another sign that the tapes may be on permanent hiatus, Bin Laden's longtime writing partner and reclusive former Taliban leader Mullah Mohammed Omar is "no longer involved" in their production, according to an Al-Qaeda spokesperson.Funny. Read the rest.Bin Laden allegedly met with Omar several years ago, but the pair have not spoken since — although Omar’s once-powerful gang of fundamentalist Islamic thugs has left the door open for Osama’s return, the spokesperson said.
According to Al-Zawahri, Bin Laden denies that the constant pressure of hiding from US and Pakistani forces led him to stop making new tapes, saying he is only living in dank, squalid caves in order to clear his head.
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August 04, 2005
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July 31, 2005
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July 28, 2005
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July 27, 2005
(Note to Rusty....Dude, lay off the In-n-Out Double Doubles) more...
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From Timesonline:
Drinks companies have been ordered to hire paunchy, balding men for advertisements to meet new rules forbidding any link between women’s drinking and sex. Watchdogs have issued a list of undesirable male characteristics that advertisers must abide by in order to comply with tougher rules designed to separate alcohol from sexual success.Did you catch that last phrase? "Separate alcohol from sexual success" Come on! Who's kidding who? Haven't these folks ever been to a honky-tonk? A cocktail has always been known to be a drink representing the combining of cock and tail. That's sexual success!
But there's more. The British Committee of Advertising Practice ruled:
"We would advise that the man in the picture should be unattractive -- overweight, middle-aged, balding etc."I'm not sure what the 'etc' means, but it sure seems that the Brits are edging towards a prohibition on advertising alcoholic drinks.
Companion post at Interested-Participant.
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July 26, 2005
Here's an example: "That Snow Jihad." (groan)
The winner will have the satisfaction of knowing that he/she made thousands of people spew drinks on screens, hit their head from falling off the chair, or even peeing their pants.
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July 25, 2005
Ya'll know what to do.
We have a winner!
Darleen, from Darleen's Place, for:
"New PETA convert attempts proselytizing canivores wherever he finds them."
There were so many excellent entries the rest of you get second place.
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July 22, 2005
Man, that boy sure knows how to have fun.
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So, instead, and just for the sake of argument, I'll answer Rusty's challenge to come up with a logical reason not to retaliate against Mecca in the event of a nuclear attack on the U.S. Mind you, I have no problem with it.
The Nuke Mecca, Kiss Israel Goodbye Scenario:
Al-Qaeda, or a reasonable facsimile thereof, lights off a smuggled nuke or two in a major American city.
We nuke Mecca.
Pakistan nukes Israel. Out of existence. Would India care if the missiles were headed the opposite way?
Oh, I forgot, Pakistan is our ally. How much of an ally would they be if Mecca were a smoldering crater?
The Nuke Mecca, Kiss Israel, Iraq, and Afghanistan Goodbye Theory
Pretty much the same as above, except replace Pakistan with Iran. Let's face something here. We think we know how far along Iran is with their nuke program, but we sure as hell don't really know for sure. What we do know for sure is that they don't have missiles capable of reaching the U.S. yet, but they can damn sure put a hurting on our military, and wipe out Israel, with the ones they have. And I doubt they'd care, with Mecca gone, about their fellow Muslims in Baghdad and Kabul getting vaporized along with America's finest. Hell, they're sending them in now to kill their fellow Muslims.
The Why Nuke Anyway? Theory
If the U.S. is the recipient of a nuclear terrorist attack, it would be fairly pointless to nuke Mecca. The heart of Mecca is a rock. One that a couple of 2,000 lb. conventional bunker busters would vaporize with no problem.
But I would advocate unleashing nuclear Hell on the Tehran and Damascus.
Finally, I will seriously take issue with Rusty's use of the term MAD:
Everyone is approaching this as a tit for tat. They nuke this, we nuke that.
No, that's not what MAD is. Mutual Assured Destruction is just that. While Islamofascist scum may get off a nuke in one, two, or even ten American cities, they don't have anything even remotely resembling the nuclear power of the Soviet Union.
So the word "mutual" doesn't even apply here. The term should be IHOP. Islam's Holiest Obliterated Permanently.
I personally think that we should threaten to lay waste to it all. If even one American city suffers a nuclear attack, we waste Mecca, Medina, Qom, we hit Najaf (only because we worked so hard there) and the Al-Aqsa Mosque (nuking that would hurt Israel) with conventional weapons. And the aforementioned capitals.
Oh, and we nuke France too.
Yes I thought of that. First we pretend to cut and run, pulling our troops out of every single Islamic nation beforehand.
Wait...we need a place for the pulled out troops to go. So we don't nuke France, we invade France, and liberate it for the third time!
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July 21, 2005
After staying plugged into the news coming out of London so far, and especially after reading Richard's post about the splodeydope's weapon of choice, I think I have a clear picture of who is the mastermind behind today's isolated incident.
UPDATED WITH EXTREMELY SENSITIVE ANONOMOUSLY SOURCED INFORMATION.
The British Gov't has identified the above as one Abu Saheed Spesh al-Ed. They have also released a recorded cell phone conversation between him and one of the perpetrators of today's isolated incident:
Perp: Hello?
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Spesh al-Ed: Do you have TATP?
Perp: Yes, we do.
Spesh al-Ed: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I like TATP!
Perp:
Spesh al-Ed: Hey lady,
Perp: I am not a la
Spesh al-Ed: Do you have TATP?
Perp: I tell you this, we do.
Spesh al-Ed: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I like TATP!
Spesh al-Ed: Hey lady
Perp: Sheik al-Ed! I am not a lady, you know this!
Spesh al-Ed: Do you have Semtex?
Perp: NO! We have the TATP! I tell you this already!
Spesh al-Ed: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I hate Semtex!
Perp: Goodbye Sheik
Spesh al-Ed: Lady? YAAAAAAAAAY! He's going to die for Allah! YAAAAAAAAY! I like dying for Allah!
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July 18, 2005
The winner of the Blog Sabbath Caption Contest is....
Greg! (no wait, sorry, wrong paper, that's the Blog Sabbath Conspiracy Theory Contest for next week...ah here it is)
The winner is...
Russ, for ""Iron Chef French... Iron Chef English... Allez cuisine!""
(watch The Iron Chef on the Food Network...you'll get it)
Honorable mention:
Lakebear with:
"He closed his eyes and lost himself in the smell of brie and kippers."
AJ Strata for:
"Will you two whiney Europeans PLEASE SHUT UP!"
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July 15, 2005
IM FINNA DO IT YES I CAN IM THE MAN MY NAME IS BASSAM
A ONE MAN BAND I CAME FROM SAND AFFILIATED WITH THE TALIBAN
Oh, a side note. The person that wrote the above worked for the Transportation Safety Administration.
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