October 17, 2005
New Orleans Thug Becomes Katrina Hero
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Times-Picayune devoted Sunday's front page to the story of 20-year-old Jabar Gibson who was kicked out of high school and has been committing felonies ever since. In his own words, Gibson says, "I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, a lot of times." A prudent observer would have predicted that his future had been pretty well set. But Jabar Gibson's life changed dramatically because of Hurricane Katrina.
Gibson stole a school bus, loaded it with 60 of New Orleans' poorest residents, the youngest a week-old infant and the oldest 59, and drove to Houston. Gibson was the driver of what has become known as "the renegade bus" that was the first to arrive in Houston with Hurricane Katrina evacuees.
From NOLA.com:
Gibson acknowledges he stole the bus, although in what has become Katrina lingo, he "commandeered" it to rescue himself and his neighbors. While the storm's floodwaters ultimately did not advance into Algiers, there was no way of knowing that in the chaotic Tuesday morning after the storm. Water was filling up the east bank, Mayor Ray Nagin was on the radio that afternoon predicting several feet on St. Charles Avenue, and panicked residents crossed the bridge to the West Bank, telling tales of impending doom.
"The police was leaving people behind. I had to pick up people on the bus. The police didn't want to do nothing. We stepped up and did what we had to do," said Gibson, who declined to say more because he since has agreed to a movie deal that prohibits interviews.
So, one day Gibson is a street criminal with a regularly revised rap sheet and, the next day, he's under contract in the movie business.
I foresee also probably a book deal, a television movie, and appearances on daytime and late-night talk shows. Who knows? Gibson may well end up being a motivational speaker.
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Well, this is America, after all, where even the dreams of young felons come true.
Posted by: jesusland joe at October 17, 2005 08:03 AM (rUyw4)
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This just goes to show something I've known for a long time; people don't have to be intrinsically bad to commit crimes. Much criminal behavior is simply the result of a large number of people in society who don't fit into the mainstream and are regularly punished by society for it. I don't know the man's history, but from the sound of it, he's not a sociopath, and I'm guessing that his felony convictions are probably mostly drug related or other types of non-violent offenses.
We have created a society which is so rigidly structured and so highly intolerant of aberrant behavior that we have criminalized many things which do not really fit the classical definition of a crime. A crime, simply defined, is any deliberate act that directly causes harm or loss to another person, or to society at large. Notice the use of "deliberate", and "direct". But today, there are so many laws that every person alive in America, (and in many other countries), commits a crime every day whether they know it or not.
Ever smoke pot? Ever drive home from the bar after a couple or three beers? Ever drive without your seatbelt? Ever look at porn on the internet? Et cetera ad infinitum. We are all criminals, though not because we as members of society spend our days in rapine, pillage, arson, and murder, but because someone doesn't like something we're doing, though it harms none and damages nothing.
Here is some wisdom from the Tao of Lao Tzu:
Do not control the people with laws,
Nor violence, nor espionage,
But conquer them with inaction.
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The more morals and taboos there are,
The more cruelty afflicts people;
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The more laws and taxes there are,
The more theft corrupts people.
Yet take no action, and the people nurture each other;
Make no laws, and the people deal fairly with each other;
Own no interest, and the people cooperate with each other;
Express no desire, and the people harmonize with each other.
What was true two and a half millenia ago is true today, and one of the worst problems facing our society is that we have criminalized entire segments of our population just because we don't like what they do and how they live. That, fellow citizens, is why I am a libertarian.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 17, 2005 09:55 AM (0yYS2)
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IM I am SHCOCKED TYPELESS !!
Posted by: john Ryan at October 17, 2005 11:27 AM (ads7K)
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Maximus: Do you even know what crimes the guy committed?
That said, his former bad acts do not erase his current good act. Also, it is not uncommon that among the criminal class are some folks with daring, intelligence, and initiative, just like any other group.
Posted by: slickdpdx at October 17, 2005 11:29 AM (MjGRu)
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No, I don't know his record, but like I said, he clearly isn't a sociopath, because sociopaths don't commit selfless acts like he did. And yes, many criminals are daring, intelligent, and possess initiative, but if he were truly of the "criminal class", meaning a habitual criminal, wouldn't he have filled the bus with looted goods rather than people in need of help?
Let me bore you with an anecdote. When I was very small I became deathly ill, and my dad's old '55 Chevy truck wouldn't start because of the freezing weather, and if it did, it wouldn't make it down the frozen mountain roads to take me to the hospital. He called all of the people in our community who had four wheel drive vehicles, starting with the people who went to our church.
It was the middle of the night and freezing cold, and all these good Christians couldn't be bothered with saving the life of a child, so my dad called the last man he could think of, who lived pretty far away. This man was a moonshiner and general scoundrel of the lowest type, but when my dad called him, he said he'd be right out. He took us to the hospital and stayed until I was released the next day, and refused to even accept gas money.
Just because someone is unlawful doesn't make them a bad person, it just makes them a social outcast. Hypocrisy is the engine that drives our society, and until we learn that we can't criminalize everything that we don't like, we will keep missing opportunies to let people be truly good.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 17, 2005 12:42 PM (0yYS2)
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Well, IM, if I had been your daddy, I would have left whatever so-called church that was, and changed to the real church jesusland joe attended. Because people in jj's church helped his family many times, and anybody else who showed up with a need, whether a member of that church or not. I feel bad about your family's experience, and have said many times that actions always speak louder than words, and that especially goes for Christians, who are in a unique position to make a good or bad impression.
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October 13, 2005
Open Sandcrawler Hatch
All the other big blogs do it, why not this one?
Open thread, go ahead and beat each other up in the comments.
One caveat.
Comments containing the words "Harriet" and/or "Miers" will be summarily deep-sixed. So will any comments containing the words "Scott Baio" and "goat."
Have at you!
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Well, that doesn't really leave us with much now, does it?
Um...
How soon before someone says we had rescue equipment and supplies in Pakistan in less time than it took to get them to NO/LA?
If we start a pool, I'll pick Jesse as the one to bring it up.
Anyone else have a pick?
Posted by: mychimo at October 13, 2005 03:06 AM (Lt0l3)
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High political value, that deed has. More positive view, the Kashimirians got of you. At expence of domestic policy, it happened. But masses are cowed, no need to care. A+ I give you, for wisely you played your cards.
(AaaarGH! I hate it when my head gets messed up by obligatory artistic crap from school...)
Posted by: A Finn on poetic brainstorm... at October 13, 2005 03:17 AM (cWMi4)
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Well, anyways, after thorough research, I have found out the following: this is the worst way to waste time, even worse than Runescape, and that is a difficult one to beat. I must find something else to do in the Internet or otherwise, since there's really nothing at all to gain from this. Not even entertaining powerful emotional outbursts, since people seem to have learnt how to behave on very public forums.
Posted by: A Finn at October 13, 2005 05:15 AM (cWMi4)
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Well, then I have nothing to say.
SCOTT BAIO SCOTT BAIO SCOTT BAIO!
Posted by: Filthy Allah at October 13, 2005 05:29 AM (bikuR)
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My guess is that it will be Al Sharpton that will bring up the "Pakistan received aid quicker" thing.
Posted by: JackAssFestival at October 13, 2005 05:30 AM (AHkcz)
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Vinnie just brought it up ... he beat both jesse and al
Posted by: Jonathan at October 13, 2005 05:47 AM (3ir/I)
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How about Charlie Rangel? You know he wants to say it or have a congressional investigation about it.
But then I'm betting that Ted Kennedy is the first one to bring it up during a certain SCOTUS confirmation hearing. But that may be a hard one to meet, considering the knee jerking that will be happening in that big room.
Posted by: Nylarthotep at October 13, 2005 06:14 AM (+EuZv)
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My money's on Howard Dean.
Posted by: Oyster at October 13, 2005 06:40 AM (YudAC)
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I can't believe you'd even consider censoring one of the greatest political minds of our time.
Chachi is genius I tell you!
Genius!
Posted by: dick at October 13, 2005 07:03 AM (XlQVK)
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Cool porn pics of Harriet, Scott Baio having a three way with a goat, while Joey Lawrence sits by in a very onanistic mood!
http://indcjournal.com
XO
Bill
Posted by: Steve the LLamabutchers at October 13, 2005 07:45 AM (eVpBU)
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How great a contribution do you think the aid to Pakistan is compared to the thousands that are suffering from that disaster? My guess is that the total help offered by the international community might come close to what we put into aiding Katrina, late or not. It's just a show of solidarity in the face of many recent disasters, rather than anything that puts a major dent in the way of fully reconstructing these people's lives. We didn't exactly fly the superdome down there to house anyone.
Posted by: Ernie Oporto at October 13, 2005 08:27 AM (/lpvu)
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Well, you guys must have missed my post. I brought up the quickness of our response to the earthquake in a thread right here on the Jawa. I was complementing the military on how quick they can respond to a disaster compared to the local, state, and federal authorities.
Hmm..now I know that nobody cares what I have to say and they don't bother to read my comments. So what!
Posted by: jesusland joe at October 13, 2005 10:02 AM (rUyw4)
Posted by: Howie at October 13, 2005 10:15 AM (D3+20)
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And where is that Finn guy? I never had the chance to agree with his comment about the hundreds of years of disruption and misery caused by that Christian sect.
I couldn't help but think about these Jesus freaks who caused so much pain, murder, debauchery, and genocide during the past 2000 years: Pol Pot, Idi Imin, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Mao Tse-Tung, Attaturk, Mahmet, Sulieman, Tamarlane, Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun, and Nero. Given a little more time, I probably could think of a few more, but I'm sure you get the picture Finn.
Posted by: jesusland joe at October 13, 2005 10:17 AM (rUyw4)
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Gee, Joe, I read your comments too. ;-( What am I? Chopped liver?
And you don't count for the mention of earthquake aid. The award can only go to those who guess the right lefty. Sheesh.
By the way, what IS the award anyway, mychimo?
Posted by: Oyster at October 13, 2005 02:53 PM (fl6E1)
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Hey, thanks guys, I was just checking to see! To be read on the Jawa, now that's what I call Cadillac living!
Posted by: jesusland joe at October 13, 2005 03:18 PM (rUyw4)
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Who knew Vinnie had a thing for ttocS oiaB??
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October 12, 2005
British Sex Survey
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survey of British men found that they thought about having sex 20 times daily. Unfortunately, the same survey found that they had sex approximately once a week. So, there are 140 simulations for every actual performance. With so many rehearsals, one would imagine that each performance is a classic.
On the other hand, the survey found women thinking of having sex a mere six times daily, 42 times per week. Nevertheless, they are twice as busy as men in actual performance, with two actual love-making sessions per week.
As a simple math problem, I haven't figured it out. Assuming essentially equal numbers of men and women in Britain, how in the world can men average having sex once a week while the women average twice a week?
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Assuming essentially equal numbers of men and women in Britain, how in the world can men average having sex once a week while the women average twice a week?
1) Different definitions of "having sex".
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Average leaves room for lots of variation, including some guys with more than one partner and some with none.
3) They're all lying.
Posted by: Robert Crawford at October 12, 2005 07:07 AM (1j9aH)
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It's statistically impossible. Yes, some women will have 2 or more sexual encounters per week, and some women fewer. But unless British chics are all dykes, the average of the group will always be the same for that of men.
Posted by: Carlos at October 12, 2005 07:36 AM (8e/V4)
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at October 12, 2005 08:05 AM (JQjhA)
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They think about it 20 times a day? That hardly leaves much time for actually doing it. Maybe that's where the problem is.
Posted by: Oyster at October 12, 2005 08:22 AM (fl6E1)
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Rusty beat me to it... lots of good gay in England.
On a related note, I am moving to England. With a camera.
Posted by: Wine-aholic at October 12, 2005 10:13 AM (Wsn+K)
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No, it means a few guys are getting the majority of the action.
Posted by: slickdpdx at October 12, 2005 11:05 AM (MjGRu)
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>>>No, it means a few guys are getting the majority of the action.
Then that would assume that the survey only interviewed the women giving the action, and the men not getting the action.
Posted by: Carlos at October 12, 2005 02:16 PM (8e/V4)
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Define sex. This could all be a form of British Solitaire.
Posted by: hondo at October 12, 2005 04:18 PM (/jH/1)
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You know, when I was in college, we had a euphemism for sex so we could talk about without people knowing what we were talking about. We called it "brushing our teeth."
Yeah, I can believe the survey.
Posted by: Bohemian at October 12, 2005 07:59 PM (z7WO1)
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It's obvious what is going on here ... desperate housewives!
Simple logic ... If the men perform once per week so do the ladies with them. We will call the men (M) and the women (W).
Men = 1 time per week / Women = 2 times per week
M2=W
BUT ...
then if 50% of those ladies swing both ways and meet up with each other (they can't be alone so there's another one there)another day that week ...
L=(W/2)2
The 2's cancel each other out so you have ...
L=W
Add that to the original ...
M2=W+L
We know that L=W so you have ...
M2=W2
The 2's again cancel each other out and you have ...
M=W
This proves that the men and women are doing it exactly the same ... WITH EACH OTHER ... The additional sex the women have is with each other ...
England ... where cigarettes are "f a g s"
If your brain hurts ... go have a f a g
Posted by: Jonathan at October 12, 2005 08:30 PM (3ir/I)
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Nah...it's quite simple:
The guys exaggerate and the women do the opposite. It's the same thing with American sex studies...men end up claiming to have had twice as many sex partners as women and you know they aren't all having butt-sex like Gayrooster.
Posted by: osamabinhiding at October 14, 2005 04:17 PM (1JC96)
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October 11, 2005
40 Year Old Virgin Reviews The 40 Year Old Virgin
"C" at Way Off Bass admits the un-admittable in the process of reviewing
The 40 Year Old Virgin:
he is a 40 year old virgin. No, I haven't seen the movie yet, but after reading his review I think I sort of
have to.
So, why am I writing this post after I swore off blogging for the time being? Because such self-revealing, brave, and honest writing is rare in the blogosphere. Go give it a look.
Ok, yes I'm blogging but this kind of post takes seconds.
And if you're a single-gal, in the Los Angeles area, Mormon, who is into poetry, doesn't mind geeks, and looking to get married, I can recommend no one better than "C" to ask out on a date. It's a start.
And once the two of you do get hitched, for the love of all that is holy, please help "C" out with his, er, problem....
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Aren't single Mormon males over 25 considered a "menace to society"?
Posted by: Bill Dautrive at October 11, 2005 11:20 AM (G95Uf)
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Rusty's always looking out for his fellow bloggers to get some a**.
Posted by: Wittysexkitten at October 11, 2005 02:33 PM (jm3oX)
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Bill,
Yes. Case in point: Steve Young
Witty,
What can I say, I'm a humanitarian.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at October 11, 2005 03:03 PM (JQjhA)
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Two things give me hope:
[1] One anagram of my name is "Romance"
[2] You can't spell "Consumation" without "C"
So, you know, I'm feelin' pretty good right now.
Thanks for the link, hermano.
Posted by: ccwbass at October 11, 2005 03:26 PM (PuHU/)
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Can't help but wonder if possibly Rusty is having a flashback to his own lengthy period of virginity as a long time ago Los Angeles based geek himself?
The ladies love a confident man. We don't care if he has a little man boobs if he shows us some expertise at something. Which is why professors get laid.
Posted by: GirlGoneMil at October 12, 2005 02:14 AM (15WwU)
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October 10, 2005
The Evolution of News
The New York Times, then and now. Click on the thumbnails for a larger image.
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Posted by: Carlos at October 10, 2005 07:50 AM (GbzDT)
Posted by: Howie at October 10, 2005 08:50 AM (D3+20)
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OMG! I had no idea that DSM was related to Rumsfeld.
Posted by: jesusland joe at October 10, 2005 09:36 AM (rUyw4)
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Wait, wasn't Batboy abducted by Satanist aliens who forced him to become Bigfoot's love slave in order to fulfill one of Nostradamus' prophesies about Hitler? Dammit, they never can get a story straight.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 10, 2005 09:56 AM (0yYS2)
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The invasion may have been great and all that, but Batboy and Bigfoot are in your neighborhoods! This is what happens when justice fails, and Courtney Love is free to prowl the opium dens of D.C. It's clearly a sign of the apocalypse, which is far worse than a world war.
/sarcasm.
I could tell right away it was fake. The Times generally isn't that creative in their storytelling.
Posted by: tee bee at October 10, 2005 12:30 PM (q1JHF)
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 10, 2005 01:45 PM (0yYS2)
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Your right the New York Times is no different then a tabloid only you can use the NYT for toilet paper and flush it just like with NEWSWEEK
Posted by: sandpiper at October 10, 2005 02:07 PM (U+eLg)
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I would never flush the Times, my toilet deserves better than that.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 10, 2005 09:27 PM (0yYS2)
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Acually after we both dissed em they had a good investigation of euroislamobomberheads but I could not diss em and plug em the same day.
Posted by: Howie at October 10, 2005 10:01 PM (D3+20)
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The batboy is the cousen to bigfoot who are waiting for the UFO to come and pick them up before the eco-freaks at SIERRA CLUB find them?
Posted by: sandpiper at October 11, 2005 01:51 PM (JyNSh)
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October 04, 2005
Is Harriet Miers Really SNL's Rachel Dratch?
You be the judge:
Is this Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers or is it Rachel Dratch in an SNL skit?
Is this Rachel Dratch or is this Harriet Miers guest hosting on SNL with Andy Richter and Lindsay Lohan?
Tough call, but this would explain a lot......
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I heard she might be a stealth candidate. I just didn't realize it was true.
Posted by: a4g at October 04, 2005 10:20 AM (2GSc/)
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Personally I think Lindsay Lohan would have been a better choice....
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at October 04, 2005 10:49 AM (JQjhA)
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Rusty, you know you just want to ogle Lindsay Lohan, and she wouldn't look nearly as hot in those robes the Supremes wear. My advice to you, go to google and ogle.
Posted by: jesusland joe at October 04, 2005 11:03 AM (rUyw4)
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Lindsay Lohan was injured in a car accident Tuesday night as she was fleeing paparazzi in West Hollywood (really), so she's out of the running...
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September 28, 2005
Spotted at Cindy Sheehan Rally
Fake but accurate courtesy Filthy Allah via DSM. Original here.
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Where will GOD do the next earthquake? SAN FRANCISCO,OAKLAND? HOLLYWOOD,LOS ANGELES, SAN JOSIE,PARIS,WASHINGTON D.C.?
Posted by: sandpiper at September 28, 2005 12:35 PM (2cLBb)
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It's not GOD, but the CIA. Didn't you get the memo? Yeah, apparently the Joooooz are behind it all.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 28, 2005 01:12 PM (0yYS2)
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Why was Tawanna late for dinner?
She was shitfaced and half in the bag.
If you remember the whole event, this will be funny.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 28, 2005 02:12 PM (5ceWd)
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You all know that it is all the fault of Chimpy McHallihitlerbaconBushcoBurton!
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 28, 2005 03:33 PM (rUyw4)
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Yeah, she didn't want to get the black whipped off her by her mom, so she blamed it all on DA WHITE MAN, and the goddamn treasonous media ate it up and never made the little whore or her pimp account for their lies.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 28, 2005 03:57 PM (0yYS2)
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Those chicken sh-ts in New York had the goods on Sharpton, but they didn't want to make anybody mad, so they let the sorry bastard off. He should have been prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. He was guilty of extortion, lying to a Grand Jury, fraud, and I could go on and on.
He is nothing but a race hustler with an extortion racket. Why some white people are fearful of this bag of shit is beyond me.
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IM: If you remember her pimp was Al Sharpton.
Sandpiper: Memphis, Tenn. About Oct 22.
Filthy Allah: Good one. I remember. I also remember how many innocent whites were attacked and beaten by gangs of black animals because of it. Yea! YEA! I'm a dirty old racist for telling the truth. Justice would be that a bunch of whites grab her and shit all over her. No decent white man would do the other thing the bitch claims happen to her. The slut was just wishing.
Tawanna Brawley was and is a piece of lying shit. She probably has plans to marry Downing Street Moron. Birds of a feather.
Posted by: greyrooster at September 28, 2005 04:30 PM (M7kiy)
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It looks to me like the trash colecters are on strike and failed to pick up on this corner !
Posted by: DL at September 28, 2005 05:25 PM (sHsB3)
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DL,
You know what was said here is true. Can you not read, you little snot! You know Sharpie is a POS, just like you.
Posted by: Knight Templar at September 28, 2005 05:35 PM (rUyw4)
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I could swear I heard something that sounded like a snivel. Or maybe it was a whimper. Either way, it emanated from a verminous leftard who needs hanged from the nearest overpass.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 28, 2005 06:52 PM (0yYS2)
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Why aren't you focusing on REAL news?
DELAY RESIGNS AFTER BEING INDICTED!
The first of many to fall.
Posted by: RONALD REAGAN at September 28, 2005 07:38 PM (BmtfW)
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Because we know that this same fool who indicted Delay also indicted Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, you idiot. And we all know how that turned out, don't we.
Look, chump, I'm from Texas and I know what is really going on down here. And this stupid indictment will be quashed. For what it is, a weak attempt by a local yocal who wants to be a big shot Demoncrat.
Now that's some real news for you, Ronnie.
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 28, 2005 07:53 PM (rUyw4)
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Ummm, FYI moron, he resigned as Speaker because that's what the rules require. He's still a Representative. But then, you can't be expected to know that. Or to bathe, probably.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 28, 2005 09:08 PM (0yYS2)
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Leftard,
the GOP rules require he step down as leader while under indictment. But Ronnie Earl can't get a conviction to save his life, so although this political indictment is still a minor annoyance, it's got no legs. Dems go for the cheap points because they can't win the elections.
Posted by: Carlos at September 28, 2005 09:54 PM (8e/V4)
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This delay biznay will backfire big time on the degenerate liberals.
Mid terms are only 1 year away. Good bye libs. You will lick the boot of Bush soon enough.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 29, 2005 09:08 AM (5ceWd)
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Does DL stand for DUMB LOSER?
Posted by: greyrooster at September 29, 2005 09:08 AM (M7kiy)
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Am I ever bored. Sitting here looking at the Arch across the street. I can see about 15 square holes at the top of the arch. Must be windows. You wouldn't get me up there. Tug boats pushing barges up the Mississippi. Hard to believe they had to start at New Orleans just 35 minutes from my farm. Watching traffic on the bridge to Illinois. Traffic 24 hrs a day. I averaged the semi-trucks crossing bridge. An average of 36 trucks per minute at 9:00 AM. They never stop. Just think about how much money St Louis would make if they ripped off the truck drivers like New York City does. Twenty bucks a pop on the bridges and tunnels into New York. I'm rambling. I'm bored. I should be helping my neighbors in Mississippi. Hate to leave the family but I think I'll go back. Went to TGIF yesterday. Two beers $11.50, Tax .88 cents, total $12.38. That's $6.19 per beer. Makes that back home $1.75 beer seem mighty inviting as two beers doesn't even get me started. My neighbor says we will have power back in a few days. Anyone want some free oak firewood? Come a cut all you want. I have about fifty large live oaks on the ground. From the millions of pine trees snapped in half, lumber prices should go down. Ha! Think I'll go back for more $6.19 beer.
Posted by: greyrooster at September 29, 2005 09:36 AM (M7kiy)
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"Does DL stand for DUMB LOSER"
Yep! It sure does.
$6.19 beer in the city of Budweiser. What's up with that?
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 29, 2005 10:15 AM (rUyw4)
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Jesusland: Found a real good sports bar out of town on highway 64. It's called Helen Fitzgeralds. Great sports bar. All kinds of fattening junk food. Bud lite on draft $2.50. Ya Hoo! I'm in heaven.
Posted by: greyrooster at September 29, 2005 09:24 PM (ywZa8)
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Jellyfish Heaven - is a lot like Pikayunia!
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at September 30, 2005 05:47 AM (A5eqb)
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The 70s peace symbol the footprint of the american chickens
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September 23, 2005
An Evening With President Bush
Hello America, I'm Larry King. My guest tonight is President Bush who is with us to talk about emergency preparedness and the federal government.
Mr. President, I noticed that the federal agencies have managed to respond much more quickly to Hurricane Rita than they did to Hurricane Katrina. Is that because they learned their lessons during Katrina? Or is it possibly because of the firing of Michael Brown?
President Bush: Well, Larry, I really don't think it's either. We just wanted to get there faster this time. After all, I can't let all those innocent people get killed right there in my home state. I might decide to run for Governor again.
King: So you're saying that you have more sympathy for the people caught in Hurricane Rita?
President Bush: Why heck yes. Didn't you hear my interview with Wolf Blitzer? And not only did we manage to get rid of all the Negroes, but did you know that New Orleans was filled with fornicators? That's a biblical word for people having sex. And according to my buddy Jerry, we can't let people do that. As a matter of fact, I'm going down to Florida next week to have a talk with my brother about why he evacuated all those homosexhuals from the Keys. Why he let the perfect opportunity to rid his state of most of the rif-raf slip straight through his fingers.
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Do you sub for Scrappleface? You should!
Thanks for the afternoon chuckle.
Posted by: Retread at September 23, 2005 02:17 PM (mtsTe)
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Dude, someone is going to happen on this post and think this blog is a Soros subsidiary.
Posted by: Oyster at September 23, 2005 02:29 PM (fl6E1)
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You finally found a way to read Bushie Drunken-Chimp's mind!
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September 16, 2005
Danes with Disabilities Sex Program
(Denmark) The Danish government has launched a
program which pays prostitutes to have sex once a month with disabled people.
The program has created some contentiousness, particularly from Danes that don't get taxpayer-funded hookers. The argument is that every Dane deserves free whores, not just the disabled.
My take is that this is a clear case of discrimination.
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Get thyself to Rhode Island! Haven't you been paying attention?
Posted by: slickdpdx at September 16, 2005 11:48 AM (MjGRu)
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You know the old saying about something that's free. Seems more like a half-baked socialist make-work program for skanks. My mind swirls with nigthmarish visions of the worst collection of toothless skanky crackwhores this side of the Bowery.
Posted by: hondo at September 16, 2005 02:23 PM (4Gtyc)
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A chicken in every pot?
Posted by: Fersboo at September 16, 2005 03:30 PM (x0fj6)
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A whore in every house?
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 16, 2005 03:42 PM (q9AWQ)
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Heh. Now that's some socialism I could live with, seeing as how I'm a disabled vet and all. Of course, considering the efficiency of social programs, I'd probably get stuck with a pre-op tranny.
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Maxie
Imagine opening your door to the ugliest woman possible (government service so she's got an attitude and louse "work" ethic too) .. and then .. the gov forms (positions - time alotted - EEO and Mission Statements etc etc etc). the only thing Socialism ever really gave anyone was a good screwing - and in this case you probably won't get that .. unless your right and it is a pre-op tranny.
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Posted by: Downing Street Memo at September 18, 2005 12:14 AM (VhNDM)
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DSM - Spoken like a man who really knows and drinks champange under electric candle light.
Posted by: hondo at September 18, 2005 01:18 AM (4Gtyc)
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Although I don't believe in hookers or whores, I can understand where the Danes are coming from and why. Being a disabled person myself,I can joke about such matters but to be truthfully and bluntly honest, I'd give just about anything to have sex included in my life. Most of us have given up that nautural right because we don't want to put someone out or fall in love because we can't do what we'd like to do and why should we inlude someone we love into our lives? But the idea is a good one for many reasons. First, it'll build up the self=esteem of the disabled person and in doing so may actually give them a chance at a somewhat normal life once it's realized that sex is capable. Too many of us disabled persons stay away from relationships for the fear of not meeting someone we could love and those who could love us, so we stay alone and truth be told, it's a lonely life.
The Danes have the right idea; they're giving a chance to those who never thought they had a chance and in time, maybe find someone that will last forever in their lives. Don't put this down because it's hookers and whores for their is a reasoning behind it - showing the disabled person that they can have someone in their lives who will love them and be loved back to that someone.
So unless you've been disabled or chronically ill, don't put down this odd behavior for in the end, it will do more good than bad for that person who's disabled. Everyone needs to be loved but when you are in a chair, you shut down your emotions and feelings. What the Danes are trying to do is show the disabled individual that they indeed can be loved and it sure opens new doors for them. Brilliant idea.
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I answered this on my own website. It's called AAFFLLAACCKK and the address is above under the URL site.
I think Mike Pechar should take a read.
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Quick olgar bring me the wench
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September 15, 2005
America Doesn't Want You Either, Gwyneth
Gwyneth Paltrow would feel much more at home in Europe where
sophisticated and
nuanced discussion of America boils down to
clever cowboy metaphors and
deep analysis about arrogant empires falling, you know,
eventually.
We concur. Move to Europe Gwyneth Paltrow. You'll fit in better.
Globe and Mail:
Yes, well, I went to Spain in an exchange program at 15, and I've always been drawn to Europe. America is such a young country, with an adolescent swagger about it. But I feel that I have a more European sensibility, a greater respect for the multicultural nature of the globe. And it's a strange time to be an American now....
I feel like we're really in trouble. I just had a baby and thought, 'I don't want to live there [America].' Bush's anti-environment, pro-war policies are a dis. . . ." Well, you can guess the rest.
And don't come back. At least, not until you get a boob job. I mean, she even looks like she could be a European star--but not an American.....
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Have fun at the retirement community, Gwyneth. Don't worry about us, we're too busy, like, protecting the free world to watch your crappy remakes anyway. Toodles!
Posted by: Wine-aholic at September 15, 2005 01:42 PM (Wsn+K)
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I'm not really one of those that says, "America, love it or leave it" because I believe in fixing things. But dis bitch needs to F'ing leave.
Posted by: Sgt Beavis at September 15, 2005 01:43 PM (Y37go)
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I can't diss this chick. We told her to love it or leave it, and she left. Kudos. I encourage more of her moonbat buddies to do the same.
Posted by: Carlos at September 15, 2005 02:01 PM (8e/V4)
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Who the f- is this broad? Buh Bye you 2 bit whore. If I ever see you around my tent I will slap a burka on your ass faster than you can say Bakakadaka!
Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 15, 2005 03:12 PM (5ceWd)
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Super hot, but dumb as a bag of rocks. If she's on tv, I'm inclined to just turn the sound down.
Her husband is just as inclined to be a moron. Go figure.
I really feel bad for their kid though, the amount of stupid he is likely to inherit boggles.
Posted by: Defense Guy at September 15, 2005 03:30 PM (jPCiN)
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These stupid Hollywierd liberals threathen to leave the US anytime things don't go the way they think they should. Frankly, I'm tired of their bullshit.
If one of them would promise, put it on paper, and sign a contract never to come back to the US, I would pay their way to wherever they want to go.
But unless they want to wear the burqa I would strongly advise them to stay in the US and shut up. Europe is dying faster than I thought it would. Within 25 years the Muslims will complete their takeover. I kinda feel sorry for them, but they(the Europeans) don't seem to mind one way or the other. The rape of Europe won't be pretty to watch, that's for sure.
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 15, 2005 03:38 PM (q9AWQ)
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What do you expect from someone who named her kid Apple?
Posted by: yaya at September 15, 2005 03:41 PM (OqZ3M)
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Get some titties first you beanpole and then we'll talk.
Posted by: dcb at September 15, 2005 03:59 PM (8e/V4)
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Hopefully in this case the apple will fall far from the tree. Doubt it though. :/
Posted by: Cindy at September 15, 2005 04:05 PM (O1SIn)
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From IMDB: "Revealed that she named her daughter Apple, because apples are whole, sweet and crisp."
I guess that's a "European sensibility" at work.
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Sunday, May 29. 2005
Gwenith Paltro is New Estée Lauder Spokesmodel
"I am very proud to be a part of such a fine company," said Paltrow. "Its roots have been deep in the culture of classic American beauty for decades, and I am honored to be associated with a brand as iconic as Estée Lauder."
Looks like my wife is getting TargetÂ’s OÂ’ de Lilac for Christmas again this year.
Estee Lauder can kiss my ....
Posted by: Brad at September 15, 2005 04:30 PM (3OPZt)
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Apple will look real whole, sweet and crisp under a burqa. She will probably be married off to a 52-year old man on her 9th birthday. Like I said, Gwyneth better shut her mouth and get back to the US, or her "European sensibilities" might be in Mahmoud's harem.
Not Filthy Allah's harem, because even though he wants one, he can't have it.
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 15, 2005 05:11 PM (q9AWQ)
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"But I feel that I have a more European sensibility, a greater respect for the multicultural nature of the globe." She got all that from an exchange program at 15?
Gag me with a steamshovel.
Posted by: Oyster at September 15, 2005 06:37 PM (YudAC)
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yet another dumbass shit for brains bimbo airhead hollywood skank twat speaks out./
Posted by: Mr. K at September 15, 2005 06:50 PM (KIXKd)
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Yep, Oyster, you're gonna need a steamshovel to pick up all the shit the Left's dishing out.
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This "protecting the free world" stuff, well, if you expect blind gratitude and grovelling, how sincere is this support? Give'm a break, Europe lost lots of kids in the wars too, not only Germans, and the US had more at stake than just European lives. Sprechen sie Deutsch? Don't get all Ubermensch on Europeans. That is irritating. Just because Gwynthing is trying to sound even more intellectual than Britney whatchyamacallit.
Respect!
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Bruce,
I don't know if you're European or not, but you are speaking from a European perspective. Most of us know or have family(my mother's brother was killed in the Normandy invasion) who were killed in the European wars. I, for one, had hoped that Europe learned something from these past conflicts. But, alas, not.
I've read many times about the policy of appeasement vis-a-vie the Nazis that was practiced by both the French and British prior to Hitler's invasion of Poland. Many, if not most, Americans see the very same appeasement policies now being practiced in Europe with respect to the radical Muslims. For example, the Spanish, after being brutally attacked by the radical Islamists, folded like a deck of cards. The United States, on the other hand, took action against the aggressor when attacked on 9/11. Many here took exception with the almost non-existant support we received from our NATO allies after we had just recently cleaned up the mess in the Balkins.
Here in the US many wonder, and I am very serious, whether Europeans will even fight to prevent the takeover by the Islamists. It seems that Europeans just hope a policy of appeasement will satisfy the Muslims who are now boldly demanding a return of the Caliphate.
If you care to bone up on your World History you will note that the Caliphate was the colonizer of Europe prior to its history of colonialization of the Americas, and probably led to the New World being discovered because the Europeans were being denied access to goods from the far east by the said Caliphate. You know, that necessity being the mother of invention thing.
Bruce, I think you identified the problem when you said that Gwyneth was just trying to be more intellectual than Britney. You see, it is this air of superiority permeating through Europe that is the real problem. Europeans want the US to fail and want us to be defeated by the Islamists in Iraq. What we can't figure out is why. If we lose in Iraq, it won't be the US who is likely to suffer, but the Europeans. The jihadis are well established in Europe and would be emboldened by a US pullout. They only have the numbers to strike in Europe, and your laws and customs give them a great advantage.
We in America are allowed to own firearms while you are disarmed in Europe and would have to depend on very small, untested armies to go up against battle-hardened jihadists. Frankly, I think the Islamists would have little trouble with the small armies of Europe.
My point is this. Will Europe ask the US for help, and would the US help Europe? I'm afraid many here in the US would say no if Europe even asked. One wonders whether Europe would even ask.
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 15, 2005 09:20 PM (q9AWQ)
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Who cares! She's an actress for God's sake (though a very good one). None of them actually ever truly leave. They're extended fantasy vacations people! The few who actually spend the most time overseas don't change their citizenship, incorporate themselves in some low-tax sheltered state like Delaware to avoid high European taxes, and live there like pretentious royalty with tons of(non-taxed) cash to spend. Outside of a few Euro capitals, major cities, and cafe circles most Europeans can't stand them either. What they say is more often empty obligitory posturing that they think will endear them to a European audience (yes, everyone's an audience to them). Remember the Dixie Chicks - who saved their attempt to be hip, "progressive" and controversal for a European (and safe) audience. Real gutsy - right.
Posted by: hondo at September 16, 2005 12:22 AM (4Gtyc)
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Hondo,
You cut through all the shit and said what I wish I had. You are spot on right.
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She got way weirded out on the Daily Show the other night when Stewart asked her personal questions about whether her hubby/crappy lead singer of a crappy band sings to her to woo her. If she's going to move to Europe she better adopt some raunchier sensibilities. The Euro's are all about the detailed sexpose's-you ever watch BBCA? Every show involves a sex therapist, an unattractive couple with large noses, or a kinky fairy dressed with a whip. I say suck it up Gwynnie.
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I can tell you one thing -- if she went to Spain at 15 she sure didn't learn about the "multicultural nature of the globe" there! Given her current age, it means I was living in Spain a few years before she was. One thing I wouldn't have called it is multicultural. In fact, given the amount of blatant racism still demonstrated there, it still isn't.
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Alec Baldwin threatens to move to Canada, and it makes front-page news; Gwyneth threatens not to return to the U.S. and virtually nobody notices.
Given that Baldwin had not even seen the A-list in years when he made his statement, what are we to surmise about the current state of Paltrow's career?
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Posted by: The Bostonian Exile at September 17, 2005 05:31 PM (snsKa)
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Bush should leave America so the rest of us can have it back
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at September 18, 2005 12:30 AM (VhNDM)
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Jesusland:
America is the big brother, watching out for the others. The little brothers think America is sometimes overprotective. Little brother gets into trouble, big brother bails him out. Sometimes big brother starts kicking ass without thinking things through. But if it weren't for big brother, little brother would be dead. Little brother doesn't forget this. But little brother thinks he's always right, and that pisses big brother off. Maybe you are right. The brothers seem to be drifting apart.
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One more thing Jesusland, I don't at all believe that Europe wants America (the coalition) to get kicked out by the islamists, and I believe most Europeans also sympathized with the British when they trashed the Iraqi jail the other day to rescue those SAS guys. It's just not as simple as all that.
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September 14, 2005
Apprentice Contestant Alla Wartenberg Is Ex Stripper Who Inspired Death Row Inmates Killing Spree: Image Gallery
Alla Wartenberg scandal and photo gallery here.
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Apologies for reposting, but we were getting massive Google hits to the main page and not to the archive.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at September 14, 2005 12:58 PM (JQjhA)
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Besides, not every post can be about Angelina Jolie's lesbian experiences.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at September 14, 2005 01:10 PM (JQjhA)
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And I can't single-handedly win the war on terror.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at September 14, 2005 01:12 PM (JQjhA)
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And think of all the crazy blog money!!
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Not that any one is e-mailing me saying, "Gee, Rusty, what is with another stupid post on this chick? We come here for the terrorism related posts not this chick."
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But I know what you're thinking. Especially you Filthy....and you Joe...and you Brad......
So give me a break!!
/mental breakdown
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I know this is going to bring more charges of not just being GAY, but being BAD GAYÂ….even so, Â….. I have to say that Â…I donÂ’t like this one either. She just looks like sheÂ’s seen better days. Maybe 20 years ago on a high school wrestling trip to Minsk.
You know how to tell if you really have a hot one? If that other fruitcake DON will switch teams for her, then, you have something special.I guess he will jump ship for a quickie then go back to batting lefty. If not, sheÂ’s just damaged Slavic goods.
Posted by: Brad at September 14, 2005 01:50 PM (3OPZt)
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Nah, I think you're right with this one.
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I'd like to go on the record as saying that I am 100% in favor of putting ex-stripper skanks on prime time television and would encourage more of this sort of decision-making from television executives across the country.
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oh rusty. what will you
Put up next.
ARe we go
Ing to
See
Nothing more than pr
Urient photos
DEsigned to boost readership?
Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at September 14, 2005 03:54 PM (RHG+K)
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I want Jen! And right now. Rusty, don't you have some Jen phots archived somewhere?
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 14, 2005 04:30 PM (q9AWQ)
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Rusty, I hate to go OT on you, but I just read on WuzzaDem that Aaron Broussard's interview with Tim Russert on NBC was nothing but a crock.
I either commented here or at LGF, I can't remember which, that his story was fishy from the beginning because phone service was nil after the hurricane hit.
I'm glad to be vindicated. Brossard was probably covering for whoever didn't evacuate those poor old people from the nursing home. I understand that the owners of the home have been charged with negligent homicide but are already out on bond. Nope, he can't pin this one on George Bush.
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Yeah, I saw John's post. Awesome stuff.
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"Besides, not every post can be about Angelina Jolie's lesbian experiences."
Why the hell not? Surely you can manage just drop in a link at the bottom of the post?
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 14, 2005 05:13 PM (0yYS2)
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Now, Rusty, where are those Jen photos? I'm gettin' impatient!
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 14, 2005 05:14 PM (q9AWQ)
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Who the hell is Jen??!!
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at September 14, 2005 05:26 PM (JQjhA)
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Call me crazy, but I don't think she's that hot. Looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet. East block style. Big calves, smells like cabbage. I'll take the "Hot Muslim" Miss UK.
Posted by: California Conservative at September 14, 2005 05:34 PM (f2ERQ)
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Randy, uh, Jennifer Anniston, like, you know, that girl that is the main star of that television show, like, you know, called Amigos.
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 14, 2005 05:38 PM (q9AWQ)
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Actually Rusty, according to The Smoking Gun, her previous last name was not Moldova, but Kosova. It's in the court transcripts on their site.
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Talk about phallic symbols, is that the Chrysler building rising up behind her or is it just a Mirage?
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i think alla is a money hungry bitch
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Before moving to Las Vages Alla was a stripper at a all nude location in Salt lake, Utah. Moving up the ranks she begn to travel to Vages on weekends for increased profits. In mid 1995 she established a permanent residence in Vegas so she could work every day in the local club. This is when she meet her killer buddy. In the months to come she became a ghost, only to be heard again when the story broke on a national news program. In her true colors is was not about the tragedy that had taken place, it was just about the notirity of being a so called victom. Success should never leave the trampled in its wake.
If Trump is looking for success no matter the consequence then he may have found his apprentice.
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Before moving to Las Vages Alla was a stripper at a all nude location in Salt lake, Utah. Moving up the ranks she begn to travel to Vages on weekends for increased profits. In mid 1995 she established a permanent residence in Vegas so she could work every day in the local club. This is when she meet her killer buddy. In the months to come she became a ghost, only to be heard again when the story broke on a national news program. In her true colors is was not about the tragedy that had taken place, it was just about the notirity of being a so called victom. Success should never leave the trampled in its wake.
If Trump is looking for success no matter the consequence then he may have found his apprentice.
Posted by: One at October 09, 2005 01:14 AM (6mUkl)
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That woman isn't a self made anything. My sister worked for her at her "salon". She would starve out her stylists and than sue them for getting jobs elsewhere. One of them lost their house.
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One of her employees was raped for several hours in the parking lot of her salon. Alla sent her a big bunch of flowers the next day with a card that read."Lets not make a big deal out of this" What a snake. Also she owns one salon..not four. She married her money.
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September 13, 2005
Dave Chappelle: I'm back, b*tch!
Dave Chappelle is back, only this time he's not funny.
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Comedian Dave Chappelle, who walked away from his hit TV series earlier this year, said working in front of smaller audiences is more his speed. Chappelle sold out 10 shows at a northern Kentucky club and said doing standup is "like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people."...
Chappelle has said he was unhappy with the direction of his show. His decision triggered reports that he had mental or drug problems, which he denied. "It was a little weird," he told the newspaper. "It felt like some of the stuff was real tabloid, like raw speculation. "It was like stuff I would normally buy and believe," he added, laughing. "I just took it as a learning experience. It was like becoming a public person and learning all the responsibility that comes with that."
Yeah, I didn't like the direction either. Not enough Rick James humor in season two. And season three would have been much worse.
Not alot that is funny about Elijah Muhammed or Malcolm X.
We miss the funny Dave. Come back soon.
Hat tip: James Joyner
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Screw Dave Chappelle. They should give Charlie Murphy a show.
Posted by: Maureen at September 13, 2005 03:53 PM (ny5O/)
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To be honest, I never even thought he was funny. His only jokes were about race.
Screw him.
Posted by: Henry at September 13, 2005 08:00 PM (NdKxH)
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Is he one of those sewer spewing comedians the ones tell toilet jokes all the time kind of like andrew dice clay and robin williams
Posted by: sandpiper at September 13, 2005 08:34 PM (g0rz7)
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Sandpiper, you can see some of his stuff on comedycentral.com
Check out the Prince basketball skit and the Ni//er family. He is pretty funny.
Posted by: Brad at September 13, 2005 11:15 PM (6mUkl)
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The Prince basketball skit was too funny.
Bitches.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 14, 2005 10:32 PM (0yYS2)
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September 12, 2005
Apprentice Star is Ex-Escort
Who is the real Alla Wartenberg, one of the stars of the upcoming season of NBC's
Apprentice? A video of her Apprentice audition can be
seen here. According to her
official website, the 31 year old immigrant from the Soviet Union is a self made multi-millionaire, owns a chain of upscale day spas, and is a real-estate tycoon. However,
The Smoking Gun has learned that Ms. Wartenberg was once a Las Vegas stripper who went by the name of 'Ecstasy' at an upscale gentleman's club.
The mother of three was also doing $40 lap dances at precisely the time her biography claims she was starting her day spa business. Can you say happy ending?
Additionally, Alla Kosova, as she was then known, was the kind of dancer who you could pay to spend the entire evening with you--you know, an 'escort'. Eventually, one of her clients--or 'Johns'--became so infatuated with Alla Wartenberg-Kosova-Ectasy that it led to the murder of two Oregon women and a California man. The two women were lesbian lovers.
Kosova's usual MO was to tell her 'dates' that she wanted to marry them. Her 'regular' took her literally and in two robberies gone bad trying to get more money to spend on 'dates', Robert Acremant ended up killing three people. Acrement is now on death row in Oregon.
Wartenberg-Kosova admitted in court documents, though, that she was just using Acrement for the money but that there were never any 'intimacies' between them. Right. We believe you Alla, honey!
Seems to me that she'll fit right in at Donald Trump's house. Alla Wartenberg gallery below. Hat tip: Dummocrats
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Give me that tennis player you showed earlier.
Posted by: Fersboo at September 12, 2005 04:25 PM (x0fj6)
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Yeah, she's hot, but when was the last time an Indian tennis player inspired triple homicides?
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at September 12, 2005 05:08 PM (JQjhA)
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Russian girls are just deliciously evil. If she can inspire a guy to go on a killing spree, that must be some good stuff.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 12, 2005 07:07 PM (0yYS2)
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MSM has picked up on this today finally.
Posted by: Howie at September 13, 2005 08:27 AM (D3+20)
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She is a prostitute. I hope she dies. Whore.
Posted by: the donald at September 13, 2005 11:39 AM (p7BYJ)
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To me she looks like a lost puppy... just another low life bitch.. who trys to make of her self worthy... how hard she is trying to look good... goddddddd hehehee..
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Bush to tour New Orleans
According to
CNN, Bush took Sunday to perform his first tour of New Orleans. When asked if he thought that it would be disrespectful to the 9/11 victims to visit New Orleans on this day, Bush was quoted as saying "What 9/11 victims? Is that how many I managed to kill down here?"
Of course a stunned press asked him to elaborate on his remarks, he simply stated "We thought it was time to take out the trash. Maybe that'll teach them no-good negros about not voting Republican."
Later, CNN's Wolf Blitzer was able to get an exclusive interview with the President and received some elaboration on his remarks.
Blitzer: So, Mr. President, are you stating, for the record, that you are responsible for all of the deaths in New Orleans?
Bush: No, not all the deaths, but if we'd known that police were going to have to start shooting looters, we'd have sure gotten the Army in there quicker so we could have been responsible for a lot more.
Blitzer: Mr. President! That's horrible! But you do finally admit that your criminally negligent environmental policies are the root cause for this hurricane?
Bush: Environmental policies? No. Heck, we sent a space shuttle mission up just a few weeks ago with 100,000 cans of hair spray. We figured dumping that much aerosol directly into the ozone would surely have some sort of adverse effect. But we never dreamed it would start at Category 5 hurricane. This worked out much better than expected!
Blitzer: I see. So were you attempting to do anything specific with your plan of destruction, or just see where it led you.
Bush: Listen when I'm talkin, you dummy. Our whole goal was to wipe out all the poor negros down there. They're voting Democrat in droves and really putting a hurt on us at election time. The only part that really failed was that it came up short and didn't get the Hispanics in Florida at the same time.
Blitzer: So this is all just about getting Republicans elected.
Bush: Of course it is. Why else would we do anything. Do you think we really care about the people we're ruling, er, ah, here to serve?
Blitzer: Well I find all this to be absolutly horrible! I can't believe our government would do such a thing!
Bush: Why not? You people are ready to believe that we started the war in Iraq just because Saddam tried to kill my daddy (which is true, by the way). If you're going to believe the worst about us anyway, we might as well take advantage and just do it.
Blitzer: Well I never...
Bush: You better get used to it. Oh, and I'd stay out of California for about a month. Our earthquake machine is just about finished.
Blitzer: Well, there you have it people. All your worst fears confirmed. The Republicans are evil and are killing people just because they're poor minorities.
Bush: No, because they won't vote for us. Get it right or you'll be next.
Blitzer: This is Wolf Blitzer, signing off.
Originally posted at Conservative Friends.
Update: One of my diligent CF readers has found unreleased photos of Bush visiting New Orleans. These photos only serve to prove exactly how atrocious our President is. We must call for impeachment now!
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Satire served with a smile, LOL
Actually, >>>If you're going to believe the worst about us anyway, we might as well take advantage and just do it<<<
I find that attitude disturbingly... attractive! Would be nice if there were a LOT more backbone in the Republican party.
-- R'cat
CatHouse Chat
Posted by: Romeocat at September 12, 2005 08:19 AM (dIews)
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Hey, Rusty, I'll be seeing this article posted as fact any second now on the Kossack site.
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 12, 2005 08:30 AM (q9AWQ)
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will there be a mission accomplished? Will brownie get his medal of freedom?
Posted by: actus at September 12, 2005 08:38 AM (y/f3P)
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Rusty, what did I tell ya'? They are lame, lame, lame I say!
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 12, 2005 09:44 AM (q9AWQ)
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The only thing missing from all of this is Cindy asking how it was possible that Bush caught that fish in all that contaminated water.
Posted by: Venom at September 12, 2005 12:19 PM (dbxVM)
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No where will you find SEAN PENN he is trying to wade through the cow poo and the mess of embarassment after his little fiasco
Posted by: sandpiper at September 12, 2005 01:43 PM (U+eLg)
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Nice striper there Dub! I hear submerged cars make great bass cover.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 12, 2005 02:34 PM (0yYS2)
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September 10, 2005
Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding
Ang Lee's "Brokeback Mountain", a tale of homosexual love in the mountains of Wyoming, won the Venice International Film Festiva's
Golden Lion award today. Once again proving that everything Eric Cartman ever says is always true.
The movie is adapted from a story by Annie Proulx and stars Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal as love-struck cowboys whose forbidden affair begins in 1963 and ends 20 years later. The director described the low-budget indie flick, shot in Canada to save money, as a story of love against adversity. (Reuters).
The AP describes the as being full of sweeping vistas, lonesome men, bucking broncos and smoldering campfires. It also has sex scenes between two men whose lives are changed, disturbed and entwined after being hired to tend sheep for a summer in Wyoming.
As of this writing, it is not known how much pudding is consumed in the film.
Actual South Park dialogue, describing the South Park Film Festival:
Cartman: No dude, independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Wenday: No they're not. Independent films are produced outside the hollywood system. They're movies without all the glitch and glamour of Hollywood.
Cartman: Well, you show one independent film that isn't about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Parker and Stone, modern prophets........
UPDATE: Kevin Aylward finds audio of part of the dialogue as well as a very Beavis and Butthead quote to go along with it.
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after being hired to tend sheep for a summer in Wyoming." Ride em cowboy! I mean, really. I saw the previews for this last weekend. Just bizarre.
Posted by: Redhand at September 10, 2005 10:22 PM (TrmBs)
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Doesn't sound as good as the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Posted by: Maureen at September 10, 2005 10:49 PM (ny5O/)
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no kidding. But it really depends on the flavor of pudding...
Posted by: caltechgirl at September 10, 2005 10:56 PM (Y85WC)
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Dude, what about those times when Cartman called Butters a wus? Clearly those aren't true.
Posted by: Leopold Stotch at September 10, 2005 11:27 PM (OuoFI)
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Goofy fools, now you know what Cheney has been riding and whipping - rawhide!
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at September 11, 2005 12:22 AM (TAhhF)
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What do you F***ers have against pudding anyway?
Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2005 05:20 AM (7GWni)
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I like tapioca. And I'm not even gay.
Posted by: Oyster at September 11, 2005 07:09 AM (YudAC)
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Thanks to liberals, there will never be another Da Vinci or Michaelangelo. It's so ironic; they claim to be the sole guardians of culture, but all they do is destroy it.
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nothing but another garbage film i wont be wasting my money on to watch...oh well, thank God mankind invented DVD's....ill just watch my Clint Eastwood and John Wayne movies, thank you very much
Posted by: THANOS35 at September 11, 2005 08:58 AM (QtMud)
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Yeah and these damn awards hows everywhere are getting pretty crappy everywhere you go why bother even watching any of them at all
Posted by: sandpiper at September 11, 2005 09:43 AM (fOAmE)
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If they were hired to tend sheep wouldn't that make them sheepboys? Or sheeppokes? Strictly speaking there's supposedly a difference between cowboys, who do all kinds of work on a cattle ranch including fence mending, shepherding, mechanical stuff, etc. and buckaroos who only do directly cattle-related stuff on horseback, like roping, etc. Professionally at least, they're two rather different populations. Cowboys compete on the rodeo circuit, which is pretty large with big prizes. The buckaroo circuit is pretty small, but probably more authentic in terms of what the real West was all about. No bull riding or any of that nonsense, and the gear is also authentic.
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DSM: "Goofy fools, now you know what Cheney has been riding and whipping - rawhide!"
Since you
are the resident expert on the "rough trade", DSM, we should defer to your analysis.
Posted by: File Closer at September 11, 2005 12:41 PM (tDflA)
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Maybe Dr Rusty Shackleford is homophobic. So many hetero's also eat pudding, but I don't see you making a comment on that. Fudgepacking is also a common heterosexual pursuit. I reckon there are more heterosexual fudgepackers than there are homosexual fudgepackers in this world.
Posted by: smithie at September 11, 2005 06:56 PM (crFUg)
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Smithie: Haven't you been paying attention? Rusty isn't homophobic, just so long as it's good gay and not bad gay.
Posted by: Leopold Stotch at September 11, 2005 09:20 PM (Ci53b)
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It's goddamn Cheney as a youth, whippin' away until the cows come home.
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at September 12, 2005 07:26 AM (TAhhF)
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at September 12, 2005 07:52 AM (JQjhA)
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REAL COWBOYS DONT EAT GARDEN BURGERS
Posted by: sandpiper at September 12, 2005 09:02 AM (7/75z)
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Hey Improbulus Maximus...
I don't understand what you are trying to say there.... what does liberals have to do with destroying culture?
But I'm glad you did mention Michelangelo, who was, besides being a reknown cultural artist of his day, also happened to be homosexual - go figure?
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Sorry for being such a slut...(remember me Improbulus?)..but I am quite sure that Leo-nard-o da Vinci was, and probably still is, a homosexual gay kind of faggot type person, too. And they were Italian. He invented Liberalism, and finally:
HE LOVED PUDDING!!!
Posted by: Bruce Michielsen at September 15, 2005 07:10 PM (7GWni)
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September 06, 2005
So Long, Little Buddy!
Bob Denver, best known as Gilligan from Gilligan's Island, or possibly as Maynard G. Krebs for the older crowd, has died at 70 years old. We say farewell to an extraordinarily funny man.
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Damn! Just as we need him to head up city and state relief efforts in Louisianna!
Posted by: hondo at September 06, 2005 02:17 PM (4Gtyc)
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Seriously, this bums me out.
Posted by: Rusty at September 06, 2005 03:20 PM (JQjhA)
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The three hour tour that turned in to over 3 decades of syndication. Rusty you are correct, it does bum me out too.
Posted by: red at September 06, 2005 03:47 PM (X1Ngj)
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daym, i grew up as a kid watching that show...could never figure out why the professor could make just about anything yet couldnt patch up a hole in the Minnow...i still catch it time to time on tv....
Posted by: THANOS35 at September 06, 2005 11:45 PM (hcN1S)
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We are getting old fast. Capt Roo is dead but Rachel is still hot. No more head bangin' to Born To Be Wild - a lil' arthritis in the neck.
Posted by: hondo at September 07, 2005 12:27 AM (4Gtyc)
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And all thats left now are THE MOVIESTAR THE PROFFERSOR AND MARYANN HERE ON GILLIGANS ISLE
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JUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND YOU,LL HEAR A TALE THE TALE OF A FATEFUL TRIP THAT STARTED FROM THIS TROPIC PORT ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP THE MATE WAS A MIGHTY SAILIN MAN THE SKIPPER BRAVE AND SURE FIVE PASSAENGERS SET SAIL THAT DAY ON A THREE HOUR TOUR A THREE HOUR TOUR9thunderclap lightning flash)THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH THE TINY SHIP WAS TOSSED WITHOUT THE COURAGE OF THE FEARLESS CREW THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST THE SHIP SET GROUND ON THE SHORE OF THIS UNCHARTED DESERT ISLE WITH GILLIGAN THE SKIPPER TO THE MILLOINARE AND HIS WIFE THE MOVIE STAR THE PROFFERSOR AND MARY ANN HERE ON GILLIGANS ISLE
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Quote of the Day - Ditto Edition
"Cindy Sheehan could be standing outside nude, wearing only her Birkenstocks, claiming that she is going to invade Bush's house and find evidence of wrongdoing and she wouldn't be able to draw one TV camera today."
Rush Limbaugh
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I'm surprised she drew as many as she did for so long. Wait. Maybe I'm not surprused.
Posted by: The Good Lieutenant at September 06, 2005 11:45 AM (0VsOs)
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People are concerned about a different bush fowl up. Await for cindy sheehan to be replaced by tonya jackson.
Posted by: actus at September 06, 2005 12:00 PM (Z3mEP)
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duh. foul up. not fowl.
Posted by: actus at September 06, 2005 12:01 PM (Z3mEP)
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Oh, HAR HAR HAR!!!! You're so funny, actus! Wow, I guess you sure taught us! Why, with a sense of humor like that, you must be right about everything! Hey, everyone, bush (with a lowercase b) is to blame for EVERYTHING! Why, I'm sure now he was instrumental in starting the inquisition! And he must have lit the fires that caused rome to burn. Probably even tuned Nero's fiddle for him!
Seriously, actus, you're a freaking idiot. Take your bush-blaming elsewhere because we've already proven how stupid it is.
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"Cindy Sheehan could be standing outside nude, wearing only her Birkenstocks,
I think I just lost my appetite.
Forever.
Posted by: Brian B at September 06, 2005 12:10 PM (CouWh)
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Actus really needs some new material. This "everything is Bush's fault" mantra is getting old.
Posted by: Oyster at September 06, 2005 12:14 PM (fl6E1)
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PLEASE post an explicit content warning when posting somehting like that!!! There are children that might read that!
Posted by: Vulture 6 at September 06, 2005 12:15 PM (bng0J)
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What are Birkenstocks? I'm trying to picture this (why? I don't know)
Posted by: hondo at September 06, 2005 12:18 PM (4Gtyc)
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"Hey, everyone, bush (with a lowercase b) is to blame for EVERYTHING"
Says who? He's just accountable for his foul ups. This isn't so hard to understand. you must be trying not to understand.
Posted by: actus at September 06, 2005 12:50 PM (Z3mEP)
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Just burnt my lunch. Damn that BUSH!
Posted by: hondo at September 06, 2005 12:56 PM (4Gtyc)
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Yeah it looks like katrina has upstaged cindy sheehan the old hen is continuing to lay eggs
Posted by: sandpiper at September 06, 2005 01:55 PM (rAMmL)
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Thank you SO much for that visual. Now I have to clean projectile vomit off my monitor.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2005 02:25 PM (IEpte)
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"Says who? He's just accountable for his foul ups. This isn't so hard to understand. you must be trying not to understand."
actus: When was the last time you DIDN'T blame Bush for whatever subject came up?
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"actus: When was the last time you DIDN'T blame Bush for whatever subject came up?"
Today. I said people are focused on a different bush foul up. If no foul up, no blame.
Posted by: actus at September 06, 2005 03:03 PM (Z3mEP)
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Whatever, actus. Let me rephrase it. When was the last time you said Bush did the right thing? Or are you of the same mindset as the media? If we can't blame Bush we'll just remain silent.
Posted by: Oyster at September 06, 2005 03:43 PM (fl6E1)
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I think actus is greg; he's stupid enough, although he doesn't cut-n-paste or blame everything on the Jooooooooz. Yet.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 06, 2005 06:05 PM (0yYS2)
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August 29, 2005
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest
Caption this picture of Rusty at last year's American Political Science Association meeting
Winner will be announced on Monday.
We have a winner!
phin, for:
"After going years without a fatwa Dr. Rusty Shackleford finally suffered a mental breakdown. Dr. Shackleford now resides in the Tattooine Pastures Mental Facility, he can be seen wearing only depends and reenacting his favorite scenes from Star Wars during visitor's hours."
Honorable Mention:
Mr. Venom, for:
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..."
Make sure to check next weekend, I may have a picture of Rusty from THIS year's meeting for you to caption.
Muahahahahahaha!
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Rusty Shackelford in his winning presentation "Infantilist with Lightsaber" in the 2004 all-APSA Fetishism contest.
Posted by: caltechgirl at August 28, 2005 03:23 AM (ZqNBm)
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Rusty battles the evils that threaten the modern world: Islamofascists, Leftists and Diaper Rash.
Posted by: MKL at August 28, 2005 06:10 AM (UMmcc)
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Having reached Power Point presentation overload, Dr. Rusty Shackelford uses his lightsabre/emphasis pointer againt Prof. Ernie Dorkelmeister's laptop during his presentation: "Halliburton's role in the construction of the Deathstar - the Jewish domination of Ewok oil". According to police, "Shackelford has obviously had paramilitary training in his parents' basement since he is well aware that stripping to the waist makes you invulnerable, like Rambo and Bruce Willis. However he seems to have gone for extra protection by removing his pants as well. We have never seen this strategy before." Shackelford later stated that he uses the adult diaper to store extra ammunition for his blaster (not pictured here, since he cannot afford a Jedi utility belt on his university salary.
Posted by: Graeme at August 28, 2005 07:12 AM (Gm6tV)
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Improbulus Maximus delights Jawa readers with this still image he has procured of what Greg has been doing during his absence from the comments section. Greg, in his anger and paranoia about the Jooos, has been busy with Jedi training in an empty warehouse to "get back at those losers" for all the teasing he's had to endure. Full video to be released later this fall.
Posted by: Oyster at August 28, 2005 07:49 AM (YudAC)
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The Political-theorist Warrior
Posted by: Terlen at August 28, 2005 08:55 AM (Abe/8)
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"Okay, if I hold this saber just right, the girls will go wild over my shadow...Look how long it looks!"
Posted by: Lisa at August 28, 2005 10:28 AM (VHByo)
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Rusty clears the lecture hall with his presentation entitled, "The Modern, Middle-Aged Star Wars Kid: A How-To Lesson in Psy-Ops Training."
Posted by: Feisty at August 28, 2005 10:35 AM (/AUe+)
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Darth Vader isn't nearly so intimidating without that suit.
Posted by: Lakebear at August 28, 2005 11:42 AM (7EVyU)
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The smell is strong with this one. Cover me, I'm on the leader.
Posted by: Howie at August 28, 2005 12:14 PM (D3+20)
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After going years without a fatwa Dr. Rusty Shackleford finally suffered a mental breakdown. Dr. Shacklefor now resides in the Tattooine Pastures Mental Facility, he can be seen wearing only depends and reenacting his favorite scenes from Star Wars during visitor's hours.
Posted by: phin at August 28, 2005 12:24 PM (DGPlf)
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"I'd like to see Luke Skywalker do that."
"I don't want to see anything do that."
Posted by: Dave Schuler at August 28, 2005 12:41 PM (GGDE0)
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"So just what is the key to being the universes oldest Jedi Knight?"
"Eh, Depends."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 28, 2005 12:44 PM (tGTSA)
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Depends, ha! You would mock the Mighty Dr. Rusty? Take that, and that and that. Dr. Rusty wears only Fatwa Issue Thong .. Butt Floss of the Greatest Jawa Warriors.
Posted by: Bubbe at August 28, 2005 01:08 PM (cbAi4)
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Rusty introduces a more effective "suicide bombing" method. He simply approaches a crowd and strips to his tighty whiteys... the crowd voluntarily blows themselves up.
Posted by: Jason Smith at August 28, 2005 01:15 PM (TwSjW)
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Beware bin laden the latest of jedi knights is in training and is out to get you
Posted by: sandpiper at August 28, 2005 02:01 PM (S97cI)
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Kimberly-Clark rejects movie tie-in. Millions grateful.
Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2005 02:32 PM (ponKd)
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daym you, you photographers....face my mighty wrath!!!!...i have to get to my summo match!!!
Posted by: THANOS35 at August 28, 2005 03:42 PM (hcN1S)
Posted by: The Good Lieutenant at August 28, 2005 05:33 PM (0VsOs)
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I think I'm going to be ill.
Posted by: The Fly at August 28, 2005 06:28 PM (9qAcs)
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And I thought Saddam looked bad in his skivvies.
Posted by: Don Surber at August 28, 2005 07:35 PM (9dzVM)
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Any chance that swelling will go down on its own?
Posted by: Bubbe at August 28, 2005 10:14 PM (cbAi4)
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Jedi knight invades Abu Graib. More detainees talk.
Posted by: Moto at August 29, 2005 02:33 AM (Lb1XP)
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"Terrorists in Canada end hunger strike and fight back"
Posted by: devildog6771 at August 29, 2005 07:36 AM (VT3Uv)
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"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..."
Posted by: Venom at August 29, 2005 10:39 AM (dbxVM)
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When not using his light saber as an ad hoc bug zapper, Luke Skywalker's lesser known half brother, Ralph, just hung around the house in his underware drinking beer and watching re-runs of
Leave it to Beaver
Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 29, 2005 12:15 PM (uuLaY)
Posted by: Mike at August 29, 2005 03:34 PM (8Bx+v)
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I ate what I wanted! Now...to die like a man!
Posted by: Stephen at August 30, 2005 04:58 PM (c7OtT)
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Making Beautiful Music...
Originally posted at Sacred Cow Burgeres
Via David and Laura
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"You don't sing me love songs."
"You don't bring me flowers."
"Annnneeeee moooooooore."
Posted by: CUS at August 29, 2005 03:53 PM (bbXZq)
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HaHaHa! The Bride of Bin-Laden!
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 29, 2005 04:04 PM (q9AWQ)
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Sung to Ebony and Ivory:
Whiny b*tch and mujahideen, brought together by the lying media machine
Side by side in our desert cabana, Allah, why don't we?
Posted by: RomeoDelta at August 29, 2005 04:20 PM (LZpYO)
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I don't care if our cave is cold, baby my house my ex husband has already sold.
I don't care if your ulgy as sin, stick with me and we'll bomb the US Again.
Babe, I got you babe
Posted by: Howie at August 29, 2005 04:46 PM (D3+20)
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OBL: Somewhere, out there, beneath the Crawford skies...
Sheehan's thinking of me, and of my freedom fight
Posted by: RomeoDelta at August 29, 2005 05:37 PM (LZpYO)
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hey ya know how Michael Jackson and Latoya Jacson where never seen together and how that started up a little talk that they where one in the same????....well, put a beard on Cindy and you got Binny....could be, could be...Binny snuck over here, got a sex change and now poses as a woman, Cindy Sheenan, to spread trouble in the US
Posted by: THANOS35 at August 30, 2005 12:23 AM (hcN1S)
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Hey, I just realized that Cindy Sheehan looks exactly like what Bush would look like if he were a woman.
Posted by: A Finn at August 30, 2005 03:18 AM (cWMi4)
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ALL WE ARE SAYING, GIVE PEACE A CHANCE. GOTTA STOP HURTING EACH OTHER, GOTTA STOP HURTING EACH OTHER, MAKING EACH OTHER CRY, TEARING EACH OTHER APART, WITH EVER KNOWING WHY.
Posted by: sandpiper at August 30, 2005 08:52 PM (slksM)
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August 26, 2005
I'm a happy kafir
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Is Kuffar the plural of Kafir? I want that shirt.
Posted by: tyler at August 26, 2005 08:45 AM (Y9Lwb)
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If you wear that in South Africa it means you're a happy black man.
Posted by: Carlos at August 26, 2005 08:54 AM (8e/V4)
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I think in SA it's keffir, but I'm not sure.
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