August 29, 2005
Winner will be announced on Monday.
We have a winner!
phin, for:
"After going years without a fatwa Dr. Rusty Shackleford finally suffered a mental breakdown. Dr. Shackleford now resides in the Tattooine Pastures Mental Facility, he can be seen wearing only depends and reenacting his favorite scenes from Star Wars during visitor's hours."
Honorable Mention:
Mr. Venom, for:
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..."
Make sure to check next weekend, I may have a picture of Rusty from THIS year's meeting for you to caption.
Muahahahahahaha!
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Originally posted at Sacred Cow Burgeres
Via David and Laura
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August 26, 2005
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August 17, 2005
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August 12, 2005
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I'm terrified I'll die a virgin. Not because I'm obsessed with sex. I'm not, I don't think it's that big a deal. But I don't want to get to Paradise and have to sleep with one of the suicide bombers.It's funny because it's true.
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August 06, 2005
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In another sign that the tapes may be on permanent hiatus, Bin Laden's longtime writing partner and reclusive former Taliban leader Mullah Mohammed Omar is "no longer involved" in their production, according to an Al-Qaeda spokesperson.Funny. Read the rest.Bin Laden allegedly met with Omar several years ago, but the pair have not spoken since — although Omar’s once-powerful gang of fundamentalist Islamic thugs has left the door open for Osama’s return, the spokesperson said.
According to Al-Zawahri, Bin Laden denies that the constant pressure of hiding from US and Pakistani forces led him to stop making new tapes, saying he is only living in dank, squalid caves in order to clear his head.
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August 04, 2005
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