The next round is on me. Lift your glasses and celebrate the nation that is 1/64th mine by right of birth with The Jawa Report's second-annual toast to
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Regarding the toast...Kind of makes one feel a little unwelcome, doesn't it?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at March 17, 2005 02:36 PM (x+5JB)
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Yeah, but you got to love the shock value baby!! If you happen to see Leopold you-know-who tody make sure he clicks the link.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 17, 2005 02:37 PM (JQjhA)
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Will do.
What film is this from? The entended DVD director's cut of "The Quiet Man"???
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at March 17, 2005 02:59 PM (x+5JB)
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Dude!! NO. Say it isn't so. This is "Blazing Saddles". If you haven't seen it than your life just isn't complete.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 17, 2005 03:00 PM (JQjhA)
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As my Irish Granddaddy used to say:
"May ye be in Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead".
I don't think he meant that as a death threat.....
Posted by: Jack "Redcorn" M. at March 17, 2005 03:09 PM (1W1ap)
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I didn't think it sounded like John Ford material anyway...
Rusty, I hang my head in shame--I've never seen it in its entirety.
I do have the Frankie Laine song on a CD, though!
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at March 17, 2005 03:13 PM (x+5JB)
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Clicking the link, I feel like I am back at my family reunion (we are part Irish, and part English... )
Posted by: Wine-aholic at March 17, 2005 03:25 PM (Wsn+K)
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Me too, only when gramps said it I don't think he was kidding.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 17, 2005 03:28 PM (JQjhA)
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AND they sure can tell a story, too.!!!!
Cindy Callahan
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at March 17, 2005 04:23 PM (PEKrh)
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Haven't seen blazing saddles? I don't believe it. Two parts were classic. The one where the horse gets knocked out. The other is when the cowboys are eating beans and begin sounding like Jim the faggot.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 17, 2005 04:23 PM (CBNGy)
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 17, 2005 04:26 PM (CBNGy)
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An Irishman was sitting in a pub when 3 Englishmen came in to have some fun.
The first looks at the Irishman and says "I hear your St Paddy was a faggot. The Irishman replies "Oh, is that so now"???
The second English mans says " I hear your St paddy was a transvestite faggot". The Irishman replies "Oh, is that so now"
The third Englishman perplexed says " I hear your St Patrick was really an Englishman".
The Irishman replied " That's what you're friends were saying".
Posted by: greyrooster at March 17, 2005 04:44 PM (CBNGy)
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The theme is classic, too, G.R. Frankie Laine rocks--so many great songs. As does Slim Pickens, whom I just saw on a TV western (Bonanaza?)
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at March 17, 2005 04:49 PM (p9EUL)
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The boys at the local Irish pub discovered it was one of the steady patrons birthday. He was an Irish dwarf. Everyone got together and decided to buy him a hooker for the night. The Irish Dwarf went to the back room with the hooker. All night long the only sound was one, two, three, ugh. One, two, three, ugh. One, two, three ugh.
In the morning the Irish dwarf came out looking worn out. They said " Had a jolly time heh"
The dwarf replied " Never had any fun at all. I never could get on the bed".
Posted by: greyrooster at March 17, 2005 05:11 PM (CBNGy)
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That is hilarious! I will steal it, if that's okay with you.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at March 17, 2005 05:35 PM (p9EUL)
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Okay, here's one:
Pat and Mike had been drinking buddies and friends for years. After having a few drinks in a bar, Mike said to Pat "We've been friends for years and years, and if I should die before you do, would you do me a wee favor? Get the best bottle o' Irish whiskey you can find and pour it over me grave." Pat replied, "I'd be glad to do that for you, me old friend. But would you mind if I passed it through me bladder first?"
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at March 17, 2005 05:55 PM (p9EUL)
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2 calssic parts? what about "give me a minute while I whip this out" "yea but this is the hand I shoot with" "its truew its trew" "no thanks 15 schnitzengrubens is my limit" the list goes on
Posted by: dreamer at March 17, 2005 08:46 PM (bgoXf)
Posted by: greyrooster at March 17, 2005 10:38 PM (CBNGy)
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We have an Irish restaurant in town. Serves a 7 course Irish meal.
One potato and a six pack of beer.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 17, 2005 10:42 PM (CBNGy)
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This Irishman came to the local pub every Saturday night and ordered three beers at one time. Then he would drink them one at a time.
Finally, the bartender told him he would watch him and ensure his pint of full when needed.
The Irishman explained that he had 2 brothers, one in England and one in America. They all agreed that every Saturday nite they would have a beer together in rememberance of each other.
This continued for several weeks. Then the Irishman came in and ordered only two pints. After he drank the two pints the bartender said I know your tradition. I offer my condolences.
The Irishman replied. Oh, me brothers are fine. I just quit drinking.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 17, 2005 10:57 PM (CBNGy)
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The Irish are quite religious you know. The young men try to be like Jesus. So they live with their mothers until they're 33 and never get a job.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 17, 2005 11:02 PM (CBNGy)
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