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February 28, 2006

Today is International High-Five a Muslim Day (Video Banned in Australia, Receives Fatwa)

Today is the International High-Five a Muslim Day. The video explaining this is below, but feel free to use the banner on the right to participate. Who am I to not follow the example of my personal Lord and Savior in offering the up-high to my Muslim brothers?

Because there has to be a way to say, "Hey, Muslims, we're totally down with you. It's nothing personal, we really think you're cool. It's just the whole 'behead the infidels' and 'stone the adulterers' thing we're not down with." And a nod just isn't enough and a hug is, well, just too much.

According to Zembla:

Deeming it offensive, Network 10 chose to censor the sketch rather than air it during the regular broacast of The Ronnie Johns Half Hour.

Censor the video? Like Flea, I find nothing sacreligious about it. I guess after the Muhammed cartoon row, some in Australia have decided to show how "fair" they are by censoring this video depicting Jesus. Because we all know those Christians react to offensive material exactly like Muslims, right?

It turns out that Ronnie Johns, who made the video, was issued a fatwa (fatwa via Aussia Miasma). A real live freakin fatwa for his depiction of Jesus. But the fatwa is that the video is good. See how that works? Show Muhammed: death. Show Jesus: thumbs up!

Watch the video below by clicking the little play arrow thingy on the pic below, or go here or here.

Update: Unknown to me, Tian and SondraK were already celebrating! more...

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1 A video depicting Jesus? Ohhh, I'm soooo angry. I think I'm gonna have to burn some flags and destroy some fast food restaurants now.

Posted by: reverse_vampyr at February 28, 2006 01:40 PM (Ns5kk)

2 STart with Kentucky Fried Chicken. The Colonel with his beady little eyes and secret ingredient which makes you crave it fortnightly.........

Posted by: Rusty at February 28, 2006 02:10 PM (JQjhA)

3 Issue a fatwa against Austrial's government for restricting free speech aslo. priorities priorities people

Posted by: Natasha at February 28, 2006 02:23 PM (i6py+)

4 We must rename it Kabul Fatwa Chicken and remove the infidel Colonel's image and replace it with The Prophet's. (PBUH) Oh crap, now I have to behead myself for thinking that...

Posted by: reverse_vampyr at February 28, 2006 03:58 PM (Ns5kk)

5 Natasha, this was self censorship--the network pulled the segment, not the government. Even so, it sucks.

Posted by: Rusty at February 28, 2006 04:46 PM (JQjhA)

6 Hey! Where's my fatwah?!

Posted by: rightwingprof at February 28, 2006 05:11 PM (hj1Wx)

7 Natasha, the network pulled the segment because they were scared of Islamists. Scared! Now what does that tell you about Islam? Or about the network that censored the segment?

Posted by: jesusland joe at February 28, 2006 07:17 PM (rUyw4)

8 So my birthday is "high five a muslim day" too? Weird.

Posted by: Ben at February 28, 2006 09:39 PM (lE+P8)

9 I linked to this page but I don't know how to make it show a trackback. Sorry. :-(

Posted by: Synova at February 28, 2006 11:53 PM (A3xrD)

10 HA! Kabul Fatwa Chicken! Genius!

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 01, 2006 05:40 AM (0yYS2)

11 Happy Fatwa Birthday, Ben.

Posted by: Oyster at March 01, 2006 09:32 AM (zCI3+)

12 I totally and completely support this holiday though i myself am cathlic i think that all muslums should get a high five on february 28th and i agree with that rusty kid the kfc plan kicks major ass who muslums need to be introduced to colonel sanders delicious delacasy!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Abul at March 08, 2006 06:35 AM (R1agc)

13 I can't believe it, my co-worker just bought a car for $18121. Isn't that crazy!

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February 26, 2006

I'm A Reich Wing RethugliKKKan, So It Must Be True

You Are 82% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.

The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

Well, I'm a tad more Reich Wing than I am RethugliKKKan, but you get the idea.

stein hoist: Teach

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February 25, 2006

I'll Never Look At Her The Same

Sitting here wondering why my 4 year old daughter stubbornly refuses to pick up in her room when my 8 year old son has done it happily since he was 2.

Then it hit me.

ZIONIST CONSPIRATORS HAVE GOTTEN TO MY DAUGHTER!!!

AUGHHH!

Damn you Tom and Jerry, damn you all to Hell!

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February 22, 2006

Fun With StatCounter

How ironic is THIS?

IP Address (removed by Vinnie, cuz I'm nice)
Country Indonesia
Region Jawa Timur (djawa Timur)
City Surabaya
ISP Pt. Telekomunikasi Indonesia
Returning Visits 1
Visit Length 0 seconds

Those are from my stats, not Rusty's though. Still......I got a laugh from it.

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Virgin Mary South Park Cartoon Sparks Riots (Updated With Offensive Photos)

Updated: I've posted some photos of the Virgin Mary bleeding on the Pope below. I'd suggest not looking if you're Catholic and might be offended. Where are the Catholic riots, anyway? And do Catholics issue death fatwas when they get offended?
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Just kidding. No riots, but they did spark protests. You know, a letter writing campaign and a call for a boycott of the specific television station--not the country-- that produced South Park, the U.S.A.

I wonder if the television station showed the controversial Muhammed cartoons, one of the biggest stories of the past few weeks? more...

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February 21, 2006

Karaoke Without Liquor

(Hanoi, Vietnam) Over 10,000 karaoke bars in the country, some catering to drug usage and prostitution, are being blamed for 'social evils' by the Vietnamese government. As a result, the communist hierarchy has decreed that alcohol is prohibited at the bars and they must close at midnight.

The logic eludes me. Banning alcohol doesn't necessarily mean there will be less drug usage and less prostitution. In fact, banning alcohol would more likely lead to increased drug usage, especially if someone, without a couple of bracers, anticipated being handed a microphone and asked to belt out a believable rendition of "Buttons and Bows."

From Interested-Participant.

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February 20, 2006

BTW

Anyone interested in learning what "Vince Aut Morire" means go here.

"Vinnie," of course, is a pseudonym that arose from the fact that when I started blogging, everyone thought my name was Vince.

Someday I'll sit down with ya'll over a beer and tell you more about myself. Once I'm positive you're not wearing a Semtex belt.

:-)

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February 19, 2006

Too Lazy To Do A Caption Contest

So let's throw some linkage, along with pictures. Below the fold to save space. more...

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February 18, 2006

On Top Of Spaghetti...

Man, that old post of mine is becoming a major source of daily entertainment, like this comment here:

when muslim's are in heaven,you all christs burn in hell.devil will do meetballs from your bodies.

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Islamic Comedy

(Copenhagen) Check this out. It's from Danish comedian Omar Marzouk who is also a Muslim.

Marzouk says terror humor has receptive audiences in unlikely places. He said he was greeted with hysterical cackles when, in recent shows in Israel and Britain, he suggested that the West recruit Muslims to prevent terrorist attacks by having them sit on buses, strapped with explosives, so when a real suicide bomber gets on, they can say, "Hey, man, it's O.K., I got this one covered."

Talk about tough jobs. Marzouk is trying to make a living telling jokes about Islam which alienates other Muslims while anti-immigrant groups heckle him. Every audience is automatically hostile.

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February 17, 2006

No Comment Needed, Really

TEL AVIV Â— Israel's military has found the perfect vehicle for special operations forces Â— the llama.
After extensive tests, the uncomplaining work-horse animals were found to easily out-perform donkeys. What's more, they need refuelling only every other day.

Photographic proof:

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February 15, 2006

Muslim Porn: Sheep Magazine

This all started with exchanges of yo momma insults in the comments section here. Do a Google image search of: Muslim porn (Warning: NSFW). Actual hits on first page. Google = hate site.

Sheep magazine: Hide your sheep, Muhammed is coming! more...

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1 So where's the cowboys - er I mean shepherds? I guess now tall in the saddle is to become the new euphemism down in the West Village and other oddly fashionable haunts of NYC.

Posted by: hondo at February 15, 2006 07:47 PM (fyKFC)

2 Muslim Porn! Hell, let me at it! I'm a gonna Ba ah ahaa ahaha hahggg me one.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 15, 2006 08:05 PM (q5wwn)

3 Maxie You are talking about shooting a sheep, aren't you? I mean, hey - it's none of my business - I'm cool - your cool - we'll leave it at that.

Posted by: hondo at February 15, 2006 08:18 PM (fyKFC)

4 Lame. Dude, don't diminsh the value of your site with such crap. We all know that Muslims are peaceful, loving people, who reject Man-boysheep relations. No, they prefer Llamas ...

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at February 15, 2006 10:00 PM (2oQaU)

5 Hey there, You included a picture of mine from the Muslim Porn image search. Actually, I don't know if you know this, but my site has ranked #1 for "Muslim Porn" on the google search for years. I get tons of hits for it every day and I've written several entries about it. Banagor.

Posted by: Banagor at February 16, 2006 03:50 AM (cjAU5)

6 You know you've made it when some libtard starts using your name for gag posts. Oh, and stalking you, that's a good sign too. I wish the little cocksuckers would really stalk me and show up at my house, oh the fun we'd have.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 16, 2006 05:04 AM (0yYS2)

7 SHEEP is just an acronym for Sandniggers Humping Ewes Everywhere in Palestine. SHEEP is a dangerous terror outfit in lamb's clothing. SHEEP must be stopped before they do more damage to the land of Israel.

Posted by: Steve Sharon at February 17, 2006 12:54 PM (oKDxa)

8 Where LITTLE BO PEEP when you need her?

Posted by: sandpiper at February 19, 2006 10:36 PM (stdEd)

9 I love big butts, I just cant help myself, I know alot of ppl out there will disagree with me, But I just love them. For me I just gotta have them

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Gay Muslims Eating Pudding

In the Name of Allah: New independent film about gay Muslims may spark violence. Life imitating Hollywood imitating South Park imitating The Jawa Report. Hopefully the film will have little in common with the bad gay of Brokeback Mountain. Perhaps they can get Dannii Minogue and her lesbian stripper friend to star in the sequel In the Name of Allah II: Good Gay Muslims in Love? more...

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1 Gay happy - whatever. Considering most images of muslims show them as angry, enraged, stern etc ..... its nice to know at least a few of them are ..... happy.

Posted by: hondo at February 15, 2006 05:14 PM (fyKFC)

2 I know which one is worse, but at least I can stand looking at a riot.

Posted by: Rusty at February 15, 2006 05:16 PM (JQjhA)

3 Is that the movie that has part of its soundtrack "cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other" by Willie Nelson. If so it is iTunes big seller of the day

Posted by: john ryan at February 15, 2006 05:21 PM (TcoRJ)

4 Finally! I knew that the lefty alliance with Islam would blow up some day over the bad gay thing. It was only a matter of time. I canÂ’t wait for the demonstrations and counter demonstrations to clash. Some guy with a beard knife and little white hat getting spit on by a transvestite in a tutu and fake boobs. Get me the popcorn. Start the show!

Posted by: Brad at February 15, 2006 05:22 PM (3OPZt)

5 Interestingly, the same guy made a film about gay Hassids and Orthodox Jews. Remember all those riots in Tel Aviv about it? No? That's odd, I could have sworn I read in a meme somewhere about all religions being basically the same.

Posted by: Rusty at February 15, 2006 05:27 PM (JQjhA)

6 Remember some years ago a big UN conference on Women's Rights - dominated by Planned Parenthood n' kind and heavily focused the abortion issue. Lot of fanfare and hype leading up to it then suddenly muslim countries in the UN started rumblin' & tumblin'. UN thing got all kinda quiet and quietly slinked away - with lots of vague generic babble about Women. Left's weak parting shots oddly enough all directed at the .... Pope(?). Ideological clash between islam and the left (ha) is essentially inevitable ... but will be verbal & weak ... and definitely not physical ... for the left has shown itself to be ... pussies. My greatest nightmare is to find myself at a clash of demonstrations - libs/leftists/gays whatever and enraged islamists. They would of course all run away from the islamists - and a few of them would be clinging to my legs and back and shrilling begging ... SAVE ME HONDO! SAVE ME! NOW WHAT DO I DO?

Posted by: hondo at February 15, 2006 05:52 PM (fyKFC)

7 Holy shit the hate, wtf did i do to u ppl?? what a website. Is this website's entire purpose to humiliate muslims?? Have u even met a muslim before?

Posted by: a muslim at February 15, 2006 05:56 PM (dYZrS)

8 Ya, weÂ’re all the same. I canÂ’t decide whether to burn down my lesbian neighborÂ’s home or just behead her. Actually, I changed a flat tire for her about a week ago so she could get to work. We actually get along pretty well, but those Impeach Bush signs in her window still piss me off. Hondo, the bad gays in Seattle have some attitude. They will spit on a Catholic at the drop of a hat.Key your car if it's an SUV with a W sticker. Muslims..Who knows?

Posted by: Brad at February 15, 2006 06:01 PM (3OPZt)

9 All western religions are pretty much the same especially where the deity is personified (hey he looks just like we do !. In the eastern religions creation itself is worshiped.) Buddhism is more of a philosophy than a religion. Beef, pork, shellfish,pot, pussy, its all OK when you're a buddhist.

Posted by: john ryan at February 15, 2006 06:04 PM (TcoRJ)

10 Met a Muslim before? Er, I just had dinner with two. So, the answer is NO.

Posted by: Rusty at February 15, 2006 06:20 PM (JQjhA)

11 a muslim I re-read this entire thread - what are you talking about? If your going to comment here at least have half a brain and put it in a thread with the real meat & potatoes!

Posted by: hondo at February 15, 2006 06:20 PM (fyKFC)

12 Snappy answers I wish I had said: "No, I've never met a Muslim before. Unless of course you count the time I had sex with your mother."

Posted by: Rusty at February 15, 2006 06:21 PM (JQjhA)

13 John Ryan is a Buddhist - just in case anyone didn't know. John, What I like about this board is that a lot of the conservatives here are not of the religious variety - quoting scripture etc. Some pop by once in a while. I like them personally - but am not (nor others here) in that group. You however have a very annoying habit of wearing your religion on your sleeve. Why is that?

Posted by: hondo at February 15, 2006 06:26 PM (fyKFC)

14 And how do they feel about this nice website you have made?? P.S. Do you play a game called SubSpace, I've seen your nick somewhere. :S

Posted by: a muslim at February 15, 2006 06:31 PM (dYZrS)

15 You guys made him mad. There goes another KFC.

Posted by: Brad at February 15, 2006 06:34 PM (3OPZt)

16 Wierd ones comin' out tonight!

Posted by: hondo at February 15, 2006 06:36 PM (fyKFC)

17 Rusty! A Momma joke? To what appears to be a 15 yr old boy who plays computer network games! That's low! Even by our own low standards!

Posted by: hondo at February 15, 2006 06:42 PM (fyKFC)

18 Damn right there goes another KFC. Their chicken is horrible. Here is a website that I found very interesting after I tried to convince my friend how crazy suicide bombing in Palestine is. Then he showed me this website. http://users.powernet.co.uk/mkmarina/palestine/palestine.html

Posted by: a peaceful (but dont piss me off) canadian that is muslim at February 15, 2006 06:51 PM (dYZrS)

19 Hondo--I have yet begun to tell yo momma jokes!!

Posted by: Rusty at February 15, 2006 06:51 PM (JQjhA)

20 Ah the elusive 'peaceful' Muslim warns us not to piss him off, then, predictably, points us to a website that equates an Israeli soldier killing a Hamas gunman to a 'terrorist'. Brilliant these followers of the pedophile Muhammed.

Posted by: Rusty at February 15, 2006 07:00 PM (JQjhA)

21 WTH IS THIS. Y ON EARTH WOULD U TALK ABOUT GAY GAY MUSLIMS, DONT U HAVE NETHING BETTER TO TALK ABOUT, TALK ABOUT THE CARTOONS IN HOLLAND, DONT TALK ABOUT GAY PEOPLE, THEY ARE GOING IN HELL HANGING BY THERE TTESTICLES

Posted by: TURKEY at February 15, 2006 07:10 PM (DJXEj)

22 Turks got a thing for testicles - I've noticed.

Posted by: hondo at February 15, 2006 07:17 PM (fyKFC)

23 man you ppl analyze everything dont u. Well iam peaceful belive it or not and that website is nothing but the truth. Israel is an occupier that deserves everything coming its way. I hope it gets wiped off the map soon. The Jewish people can go to America where they are loved most.

Posted by: a muslim at February 15, 2006 07:19 PM (dYZrS)

24 btw i got a whole buncha my friends to comment on your little website here. But dont expect too much, none of em are very smart except for dudelove. he's a palestinian and his cousins are all dead (jews). He's pissed.

Posted by: a muslim at February 15, 2006 07:24 PM (dYZrS)

25 Your actually comically funny a muslim. I mean - the irony of it all. Muslim countries - Mohammed's paradises - a place to maybe visit - but you wouldn't want to live there. Guess it's easier to shovel snow than sand, eh? I always wanted to ask this of a muslim living in the West (in your case Canada). WHY? Why forsake the holy lands of Allah for the decadent corrupt West?

Posted by: hondo at February 15, 2006 07:31 PM (fyKFC)

26 My response: http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/157980.php

Posted by: Rusty at February 15, 2006 07:35 PM (JQjhA)

27 I'm glad his cousins are dead. Dead terrorists are the only good terrorists. And this whole thread just goes to show that Muslims are the most thin skinned of all religious peoples.

Posted by: Rusty at February 15, 2006 07:37 PM (JQjhA)

28 yo hondo the thing i have to do with testicles is i have them n u suck them

Posted by: turkey at February 15, 2006 07:50 PM (DJXEj)

29 I had bull's balls once - at a barbeque in Colorado - of course my buddy didn't tell me till afterwards. They were all right - an aquired taste of course. Never tried Turk balls - but I'm open-minded as long as I get to broil them first. You do have two, don't you? You know what they say - you can never broil and eat just one.

Posted by: hondo at February 15, 2006 07:58 PM (fyKFC)

30 man you ppl analyze everything dont u. Well iam peaceful belive it or not and that website is nothing but the truth. Israel is an occupier that deserves everything coming its way. I hope it gets wiped off the map soon. The Jewish people can go to America where they are loved most. Ah, a peaceful Muslim that prays for Genocide. I'm glad I don't run into any hardcore Jihadi's, if you're peaceful. How is it America is criticized for not doing anything for Palestine? giving them money/aid etc? Why can't all the loving Muslims in the Middle east give them money ?

Posted by: dave at February 15, 2006 09:08 PM (CcXvt)

31 Anyone who has spent time in the Middle East knows that homosexual sex (among males) is widespread. One of the dirty little secrets of the Arab world. Most of the people who practice this do not consider themselves to be homosexuals - it's just that that's all that is available to them. If you are 18-whatever and all you have ever seen of a woman is her kohl'ed eyes and 1 quarter inch of ankle, and maybe leafed through an infidel porno magazine a couple of times, I guess you'd be happy to get it where you can. Sometimes the habit sticks with them even after marriage. Found this out in Saudi Arabia 25 years ago. Lots of Saudi households have Yemeni houseboys, and they do a little more than just make the tea, if'n ya know what I mean. I don't mean this as propaganda, or to incite anyone - it just a fact. Not that it won't infuriate the Arab/Muslim world if/when the knowledge becomes widespread.

Posted by: Been There at February 16, 2006 01:53 AM (VdoM/)

32 Yes! Keep talking goatboys, you're doing my work for me. As soon as enough people realize the truth about muslims, we'll send all your primitive asses packing back to whatever third world rathole you came from, if you're lucky enough to get out. Personally, I want to decorate the overpasses with your filty corpses dangling like so many Christmas ornaments, but most Americans are about a million times more civilized that any muslims, so you'd better be glad that I'm very much in the minority, because I'll show you unevolved assholes what medieval really means.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 16, 2006 05:11 AM (0yYS2)

33 I just can't believe Rusty missed out on the most obvious, killer title for this post: "Bringing Brokeback Mountain To Mohammed".

Posted by: Joshua at February 16, 2006 02:03 PM (2c7xL)

34 His cousins weren't terrorists you fucking retard. They were kids. A terroist is someone that spreads terror. Did you not read the website I showed you? Who is the terrorist? The terrorist is Bin Laden and his friends, Israel, and ANYBODY THAT SUPPORTS ISRAEL. You are responsible for giving Israel the weapons it uses to kill the Palestinians every year. You are responsible for the 1000's of Iraqis that you have killed in the name of "democracy". What are Palestinians responsible for compared to Israel and America?? Nothing. You are just so stupid. Look at the stats. You are spilling more blood. This is only the beginning, and I hope you live another 50 years to see what I'am talking about. You are the occupying terrorist and we are the resistance. Why do you supply Israel with so many weapons? Why do you keep getting into peoples business and thinking you have to be involved everywhere?? All you do is make these situations more complicated. But anyways, why I'am I even talking to you, you represent the part of America that EVERYONE HATES. And you guys are such a small minority I feel stupid typing this shit. Your country will never be run by you because there are just too many gays and Christians who don't give a fuck about Christianity. Your website is a joke. Its whole purpose is to try and humiliate Islam and the Middle-East, as if anyone really cares what you have to say about Islam. Lol you talk every Muslim in this world is a Sheikh or something. Go to Syria. Go to Lebanon. Go to Egypt. Go to Pakistan. GO TO SAUDI ARABIA. Do you know what Saudi Arabians do?? Lol. They go to Saudi Arabia, pretend their Muslims, get rich and then they come to America for your blondes. Thats what they do. Bin Laden did the exact same thing. I'am going to go eat now, good bye.

Posted by: This is pointless. at February 16, 2006 03:11 PM (nzOnn)

35 Pointless is always coming back for more after your ass is kicked. Was Palestines ass not kicked for sure in 1967? Get over it. Like any idiot. Hey kick my ass again. Oh the American Jew consipracy is supressing us. Stealing our oil money. Yeah right if your own gov't is stealing your oil money kick it's ass grow some balls. We kicked England's ass three times. But no, you take the cowards way by brainwashing some poor hungry little bastard to blow himself up. Your mommy will never go hungry agqin we promise! You hate Israel well then fucking line up with your AK's and kick it's ass today! Come on pussy. Not our fault you throw rocks at fully armed soldiers and get your ass shot off. Dumbasses. Idiots always blame others when they find themselves in a bad way. Because they are too chickenshit to admit to themselves they made thier own bed.

Posted by: Howie at February 16, 2006 03:28 PM (D3+20)

36 Why? I was born here, my parents came here for a better education and a better life in a more advanced country. Btw, if you didn't already know. Jesus was born in the Middle-East. He is a Semite. He wasn't an American or a European, he was Arabic, or spoke a language similar to it. Similiar enough that he called his god (or his father), whatever you want to believe, Allah.

Posted by: for hondo at February 16, 2006 03:44 PM (E4zdV)

37 Why stay? What's wrong with islamic countries? They are your brothers and sisters - and I am not and will never be. Jesus was a jew - whats your point? Judaism & Christianity were born in the ME - it was the heartland of both religions - until an interloper slaughtered his way thru centuries later. I like that word interloper - not vile, obscene or deflamatory - try to avoid language like that. how about intruder or

Posted by: hondo at February 16, 2006 06:13 PM (fyKFC)

38 Why stay? What's wrong with islamic countries? They are your brothers and sisters - and I am not and will never be. Jesus was a jew - whats your point? Judaism & Christianity were born in the ME - it was the heartland of both religions - until an interloper slaughtered his way thru centuries later. I like that word interloper - not vile, obscene or deflamatory - try to avoid language like that. How about intruder or trespasser or impostor or gatecrasher. I could come up with more. I personally have no interest in the ME - wish the day would come when we can all turn our backs on it. But your still here - you just chatter to keep up appearances and asuage your feelings of guilt.

Posted by: hondo at February 16, 2006 06:20 PM (fyKFC)

39 Gays been around before B.C. now who's going to hell? lol

Posted by: Turboz at February 18, 2006 11:57 AM (70ayy)

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No Muhammed Cartoons Here (So Please Don't Kill Me)

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More Things That Make Me Grab The Duct Tape

Uh... I forgot about the caption contest. Um... everyone gets a fatwa!!! And people think I'm not a compassionate conservative.

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February 14, 2006

People We Wish would go Hunting with Dick Cheney

My first thought after hearing the Vice President Dick Cheney had shot some one was: OMG, I can finally stop blogging. Nothing in the world I write can ever be as funny as that.

My second thought after hearing that Vice President Dick Cheny had shot some one was: If only the VP would invite some huge pain in the asses for 'diplomatic talks' while hunting, that sure would solve a lot of problems.

Presenting the Jawa Report's guide to people we'd love to see go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney. Feel free to leave your suggestions in the comments or by sending us a link.

Saddam goes hunting with Cheney, saves America billions and countless lives. Sorry Saddam, I mistook you for an eight point buck!

Nuclear holocaust prevented for the cost of a 16 gauge shell. It is pheasant season. more...

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1 I nominate myself to go hunting with Dick Cheney. That would be awesome - going hunting with such a bad ass. Even more awesome if Rumsfeld was there too. But getting back to the tone of the post, I'd like to see the United Nations go hunting with Cheney.

Posted by: Graeme at February 14, 2006 03:16 PM (JKLCS)

2 The doctor has said he was hit with "something less than 100 pellets" At 30 yards I amthinking "improved cylinder choke"

Posted by: john ryan at February 14, 2006 03:31 PM (TcoRJ)

3 Dick Cheney went a-huntin' 'Twas on a Saturday morn o' Course 'twas against better judgement But he took his gun along etc..

Posted by: Pat Cohee at February 14, 2006 03:33 PM (QE3Kl)

4 Rusty that's just funny :-))

Posted by: Javapuke at February 14, 2006 03:34 PM (pivtX)

5 call me silly, but i just don't find your post entertaining. calling michael moore a fag and other such names for various individuals is destructive. if you really wanted to be productive, maybe try not going for the joke, for what's easy. you have a site. use it for good.

Posted by: amy at February 14, 2006 03:44 PM (VEg84)

6 "Ooops, I thought you were a wild pig!" What do you mean 'thought'.

Posted by: slug at February 14, 2006 03:45 PM (wcNc2)

7 ok, SILLY....most of the names were right on, especially the michael moore one. if you cant joke about political 'mishaps' like this, then we have bigger problems then iraq!!

Posted by: JSO at February 14, 2006 03:50 PM (rhXvT)

8 As long as waterfowl are off the menu, you could take Insanetor Swimmer. He wouldn't be able to escape so easily this time. fugedabadit, Da guy on da grassy knoll

Posted by: forest hunter at February 14, 2006 04:11 PM (Fq6zR)

9 The new urban tattooing craze, shotgun pokesmanship.

Posted by: Smitty at February 14, 2006 05:04 PM (/40mF)

10 Senator Edward Kennedy accepted an invitation to go hunting with the Vice President. However since the Senator insisted on driving, the invitation has been withdrawn.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at February 14, 2006 05:57 PM (DdRjH)

11 Thats one of the funniest blog entries I've ever seen. Some blogs are criticising the MSM for their response, especially those hillarious looking journalists in their orange hats, but I reckon you've gotta cut a bit of slack when it comes to comedy.

Posted by: jonny at February 14, 2006 06:44 PM (nytWC)

12 PRESS CORPS MEDIA PIRANHAS, AND DEMOCRATS GO AFTER CHENEY. ________________________________________________________________________ The bloodlust was so thick in the room that you could almost cut it with a knife. White House spokesman Scott Mc Clellan, Spokesman for the White House, was veritably shred to pieces by the Press Corp Â“piranhasÂ” ! Observers watched aghast as poor Mc Clellan was viciously set upon by the ravenous liberal predators mercilessly, and some of us were even concerned that the poor, besieged man might even loose his marbles, pull a gun out and start shooting at them all while frantically screaming: Â“ Oh my God! I canÂ’t take it any more, I just canÂ’t!!!Â” Had this happened it would have been, of course, a terrible National tragedy, since while they would take Mc Clellan away in a strait-jacket, finding someone to replace him to take such unrelenting, intense abuse would be nearly impossible, putting an end to White House Briefings! On the positive side though, his having Â“thinnedÂ” the ranks of the Â“piranhasÂ” would have been beneficial to the ecology of Washington! The sight of the feeding frenzy was horrifying! The Â“piranhasÂ” were venomously indignant that they were not immediately informed of an accident in which VP Cheney was involved while indulging in a personal recreational activity, on his own personal time, over the weekend. Imagine that! They claimed the failure as a vivid example of Â“how the Administration misleads the American people,Â” and cited a prior incident in which CheneyÂ’s Office failed to notify the press that the VP had suffered a paper-cut while handling some documents, that required the medical application of a Â“band-aid.Â” The whole hooplah, naturally, is about why on a Saturday afternoon, and early Sunday morning, the whole Nation was not placed in a Â“State of Alert,Â” a curfew imposed upon those people planning to go out and enjoy their Saturday night, and Sunday Services were not interrupted the following morning, on account of the Press not having been Â“immediately informedÂ” that while hunting in Texas VP Cheney had accidentally shot a fellow hunter, Harry Whittington, a personal friend of Cheney and of the family, whom Cheney accidentally sprayed with bird-shot when Mr. Whittington inadvertently failed to follow safety protocols for hunting. Of course, taking Mr. Whittington to the Hospital and attending to his wounds was secondary, and VP CheneyÂ’s first and foremost priority should have been to have informed the Press, which he failed to do while Â“feigningÂ” concern for his friend and taking him to the Hospital!!! Naturally this smacks of Â“cover-upÂ” and many Democrats are outraged about the incident, and are calling for investigations into the matter by an Â“Independent Senate Panel Committee,Â”a Â“Federal Grand Jury Investigation,Â” the FBI, the CIA, the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco (some accuse VP Cheney of having been smoking a cigar at the time of the accident) and Firearms, the Department of Game and Wildlife, the Texas Rangers, the Corpus Christi Police Department, Interpol, and the ever-eminent Inspector Clouseau!!! After the incident Mr. Whittington was taken to Corpus Christi Hospital were he was treated and was out of danger and recuperating in stable condition, and where several Democrats: Senators Kerry, Kennedy, Pelosi, Reid, Durbin, Boxer, Feinstein and others, were alleged to have been seen trying to snuff Mr. Whittington in his bed with a pillow, before Hospital Security ran them off, so that then VP Cheney could appropriately be charged with Â“manslaughter, and they could once more call to have him Â“impeached.Â” Subsequently, upon reading on the newspapers at breakfast how much the Liberal Press had scandalized and spinned his mistake on following safety protocols while hunting with Cheney to make the VP into nothing short of a murderer, Mr. Whittington was so shocked and horrified, that he suffered a minor heart attack, though fortunately he survived it, and is expected to leave the Hospital within a week, according to Doctors, further Democratic assaults on him notwithstanding! Upon having failed in the above attempt at snuffing Mr. Whittington in his hospital bed, Democrats proceeded to point out that VP CheneyÂ’s Hunting License wasnÂ’t properly stamped, which they say means that he was Â“hunting illegally,Â” and therefore called for his immediate resignation for having violated the Law, again calling for his impeachment for Â“Negligent Homicide!Â” While all this Â“ruckusÂ” is going on throughout AmericaÂ’s newsrooms and in Washington, polls show that most Americans are rather amused by the incident so much reminiscent of so many jokes, though feeling sorry for Mr. Whittington, and that for the most part they dismiss the Â“anticsÂ” of the Democrats on the Hill and their pet Â“piranhasÂ” as Â“politics as usual!Â” On the other hand, many Americans feel that since it is not a life-threatening wound, though painful, and most of all Â“highly embarrassing,Â” it might be a good thing if in the future VP Cheney, in an effort to Â“reach across the aisle,Â” invites some of these Democratic Senators we hear Filibustering on the floor day in and day out at the drop of a pin, in the hopes that some of these Democratic Â“demagoguesÂ” got some bird-shot in their butts; that way they could Â“nit pickÂ” the pellets out of their arses the way they do with any and all proposals from the Administration no matter how commonsensical or beneficial to the Nation. Imagine Senator Kennedy screaming, running around the podium on the Floor of the Senate with some bird-shot in his behind! Ah! To finally see him screaming, hurling expletives, and whining with a reason to do so...for once! Precious!!! Althor

Posted by: Althor at February 14, 2006 09:01 PM (BJYNn)

13 Another right wing nut job with a site? Sounds like someone is all dressed up with no where to go. You know why the cowboys in "Brokeback Mountain" went fishing, right? Well, look what happens when a couple of them go hunting...maybe Cheney should take Jeff Gannon next time.

Posted by: Bob at February 14, 2006 09:24 PM (N2qs3)

14 Bob, just go back to your beloved at Brokeback. Althor

Posted by: Althor at February 14, 2006 09:53 PM (BJYNn)

15 Can you imagine the Cheney hunting trip if Bush had been along. They both would have shot the 250 pound Quail in the bright orange suit, then tried to skin it. Never hunt with Republicans wearing an orange suit, especially in Texas

Posted by: 0z at February 15, 2006 01:52 AM (CVRQp)

16 There is something about the way Mahmoud Ahmandinejad looks that makes me simply want to beat his face into something that looks like a plate of spagetti and meatballs with my bare hands. Save the sniper bullet...give me five minutes alone and some ice packs for after.

Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at February 15, 2006 04:30 AM (CtVG6)

17 Oh yeah, and I'd stick that cell phone he is always talking on right up his gimpy ass...sideways.

Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at February 15, 2006 04:32 AM (CtVG6)

18 Ahhhh.... another site where morons congolomerate. Like there isn't enough of these already. It's interesting to see comments like those from JacksHandj0bRevenge... talking shit from behind a keyboard. My bet is that you are no more than 150lbs soaking wet. Pussy. An Althor,... you're a half-wit. Coulter is funnier than you are, and she isn't funny. You are like millions of other half-bakes in this country that thrive on the love-hate abusive relationship thrust on you by this adminstration. Kick the wife and kids for me, eh? Pussy.

Posted by: ASDF at February 15, 2006 12:24 PM (U0lpz)

19 With all the media attention surrounding the Vice President's hunting accident it seems like everyone has an opinion, a theory, a speculation, an observation, or at least a joke. You would think by now we would have heard it all ...but one voice has been strangely silent in this public debate ...and that brings us to Tonight's Word:

"MISSING"

We have heard from comedians, shock jocks, network anchors both real AND fake.(Remind me, which is which?)

We've heard from the talking heads, the punditocracy, the man on the street, and assorted conspiracy nuts. (Seriously, which is which?)

We have heard from journalists, correspondents and of course the verbose denizens of the blogosphere (there really is more to journalism than keeping a journal).

But there is one voice that has been strangely silent (Cheney?), a voice that should have chimed in by now (Cheney??), a voice with gravitas (Cheney???), someone who can deliver the truth (Cheney?!?!?) I'm talking about ... Stephen Colbert.

He has been missing in action since this story broke. This isn't just any old story. We're talking about a story that has captured the attention of the world (just like the Olympics, only interesting) yet he is nowhere to be seen (just like Whittington, only safer).

This is serious. Without Colbert telling us what we need to know, this misadventure could easily become the metaphor by which Cheney's tenure will be remembered. (He tortured the guy before he shot him?) Imagine spending decades in public service only to have your whole career summed up by a momentary lapse in judgment. How ironic is that? (Not as ironic as Cheney giving Whittington a heart attack).

Now I realize there are some out there who are still treating this like a joke. To those callous comedians whose hearts are all aflutter with the prospect of easy punchlines I say this: True comedy is about panning for humor in a river of tragedy. Counting on this for easy laughs is as sporting as a canned hunt. And speaking of hunting, humor has a cardinal rule as well. It's only funny until someone gets hurt (then it's "must see TV").

Have you even considered the potential impact of Cheney's accident? What happens if he dies? (Bush will become president?) If this continues to unravel, Cheney's problem could well become a problem for all Republicans (Republican donors: good Organ donors: distant second).

And finally what about the children? For better or for worse, our political leaders are still role models. What will young hunters think if Cheney gets to walk away from this? (He's been getting away with murder for years...) We all saw how Clinton's nuanced definition of "sexual relations" led teenagers across the country to redefine oral sex as "not counting" (God I wish I was back in high school!). What will happen to all those people who sell T-shirts and bumper stickers that say "Gun control means hitting your target"?

Regardless of your political persuasion (I'm right, you're wrong.) I think we can all agree (No we can't.) this certainly looks like one time when missing was a good thing.(Ok...but just this once time.)

So while we send our heartfelt prayers to the Whittington family let me send a word of warning to the shameless sycophants who want to pretend there won't be any fallout (look out Iran!) ...Rest assured that dog won't hunt!

I've unilaterally decided I'm filling in for Stephen Colbert .... And that's the word.

Posted by: 8ackgr0und N015e at February 15, 2006 02:40 PM (K5Ko+)

20 ASDF, I am 6'6'', 230 lbs., well-armed, and if you would like to find out first hand just how much I don't like liberal fags like yourself, come to my little corner of the southeast and I'll show you first hand that I am not 150 soaking wet and I don't get my jollies via a keyboard only. I can walk the walk. If you don't like this website, stay the hell off of it. Matter of fact, why don't you go back to your pro-bono job as Ahmandinejad's fluffer you douchebag.

Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at February 16, 2006 04:25 AM (CtVG6)

21 I would be honored to be shot by the vice president

Posted by: Johnny K at February 16, 2006 08:03 AM (OrqE/)

22 To JacksHandj0bRevenge... Well armed? If you're such a tough guy, why do you need weapons? The only people I've ever met that need weapons to backup themselves up are panty-wipes like yourself. Thin, weak, and paranoid to the core. And what are you going to do if you see me? Shoot me? BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! You *really* are a pussy! I could take you with one hand behind my back and both ankles shackled. What, didn't mummy or daddy give you enough love? Anyone who resorts to calling someone else a fag obviously has some issues relating to daddy's love. Let me guess... you drive a pickup with a gun rack, and you drink lite beer. "Git me the gunn maw, I need to kill some faggots!" What a fuckin' hick. People like you give the United States a bad name. Get a life, weasel-boy.

Posted by: ASDF at February 16, 2006 06:51 PM (U0lpz)

23 One more thing to JacksHandj0bRevenge... At 6'6" 230lbs you are one fat motherf*cker. Lay off the beer and potato chips, get your slovenly ass off the couch, and go run some laps. If you'd stop with the idle threats from behind a keyboard you might just snap to reality. I don't hold out much hope for you, though, because you just can't fix stupid. G'night loverboy! ;-*

Posted by: ASDF at February 16, 2006 07:00 PM (U0lpz)

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February 13, 2006

I Would Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney Than...

Along the same lines as this (which you should participate in too).

Finish the phrase "I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than..."

"Go riding with Ted Kennedy" is already taken, sorry.

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February 12, 2006

Sunday Funny

From the Dry Bones Blog.

Also posted at The Dread Pundit Bluto and Vince Aut Morire.

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February 11, 2006

Hi Ya

Hello.

Rusty has finally, after centuries of begging, allowed me to post here.

He saw how popular the post below was and finally relented.

Feel free to caricature me all you wish, I'll just sent my faithful (PBUT) to behead you. After they torch your embassies first!

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1 I'll only talk if tortured or you tell me what NO TPS REPORTS mean. Oyster and I are stiiiiiill waiting! Sincerely yours, Humble Dummy

Posted by: forest hunter at February 11, 2006 11:36 PM (Fq6zR)

2 Having constantly run into "peace be upon him" I had the strange thought the other day that it really should be "fleas be upon him". But of course, I'd never really say that in public, because then the Muslims would hunt me down.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at February 11, 2006 11:48 PM (pqiW9)

3 It's a pretty popular phrase in most offce spaces.

Posted by: MoHummers (pbumd) at February 11, 2006 11:53 PM (nKGgB)

4 As Insanetor Swimmer was quoted mid-babble at the Alito hearings, "What does it all mean"? Could someone please inform humble dummy of the meaning of TPS? The only time he was ever in an office (office space-the final frontier) was to have a chat with the prince a pull. You can't make this stuff up, I swear!

Posted by: forest hunter at February 12, 2006 02:06 AM (Fq6zR)

5 Dr. Jack Shepard announces that he will seek the GOP nomination for the 4th Congressional District of Minnesota in the September 12, 2006 Primary Election. Dr. Jack Shepard's has been called; "an evangelist in the fight against global terrorism". Dr. Jack Shepard says at this very critical time in our Nations History the next United States Congress urgently needs new Congressmen and Congresswomen with international experience especially whose with a very good first hand understanding of the Arab Countries in the Middle East. Dr. Jack Shepard is on the record as saying that the only possible way to achieve a long lasting peace in the Middle East is necessary to win our war on Terrorism is through dialogue. Dr. Jack Shepard, a self-described "Born-Again Republican" and Veteran American Service Officer. For almost a quarter of a century Dr. Shepard has been based and working out of Rome, Italy as a Mideast Specialist. Dr. Shepard hopes to be returning to his hometown of St. Paul, Minnesota to run for the 4th Congressional District if he gets the support of the White House in his efforts to be the first Republican to win the 4th Congressional District in almost 60 years. Dr. Shepard is just launching into the heart of his campaign; and Â“God Willing", says Shepard, the heart of his campaign will be the Arab World. Dr. Shepard's campaign support to date has mainly come from the Hmong and Vietnamese communities in St. Paul. They supported him after he promoted policies that would aid the Hmong refugees in the US and help to resettle the Hmong refugees in Thailand and Laos. Dr. Shepard see his election to the US Congress as being urgently needed so he would be in a position to convince other US Congressman who do not really understand the urgency of fulfilling President Bush's vision of the states of Palestine and Israel living side by side in peace as the key to creating a democracy Iraq. Dr. Shepard believes that Americans need to be informed about the Arab World. Dr. Shepard is seeking to strengthen his Arab ties and to promote Arab and Palestinian interests within the Bush Administration. If elected, Dr. Shepard promises to go and do anything that the Bush Administration would ask of him to jump start the presently frozen Middle East Peace process. If elected he promises to relay the true needs of Arabs and Palestinians to the Bush Administration. Dr. Shepard is seeking to hold a forum with top Arab leaders; by giving a voice to the Arab World. He hopes- as an impartial observer- to facilitate a neutral space where these leaders can safely explore what each can and would do to contribute to peace in Iraq and help with finally getting the IsraeliÂ’s and Palestinians to the peace table, and do what it takes to have President BushÂ’s Vision of the two states of Palestine and Israel living side by side in Peace as crowning accomplishment of the Bush Administration. Dr. Shepard is on record as saying, Â“Until all the voices, values and priorities of all the Arab leaders are heard there will be no chance for resolving the pressing problems in the Mideast. Â“My goal is to kick start major peace efforts with Arab Governments who deserve to be included in the decision-making. These leaders are close to the ground/people, very frustrated from having to watch things they do not like to see, and such, have many good ideas on how to fix things.Â” Â“These are brilliant minds that have been sidelined, he adds. Â“The world doesnÂ’t understand. Everybody thinks Arabs donÂ’t want peace; they want peace. They are dying for it. They want everybody to roll up their sleeves and get back to work. It is (the despair of) everybody doing nothing that is contributing to all the killing.Â” Dr. Shepard envisions a kind of expanded quartet (to address the peace process) includes Israel and Arab countries. Dr. Shepard says the forum will give an opportunity to the three major players ( Saudi Arabia, Syria, and Iran) to make a statement that will go right- via mass media- to the American voters, who can then make an informed decision regarding the snarl of questions the Mideast is increasingly raising. Dr. Shepard says Arab (and Muslim) leaders currently do not get that chance. Dr. Shepard also says these are the countries we need the most to hear from, Â“These are the countries my government wants to have great relationship with but does not have a great relationship with.Â” For years Dr. Shepard has gone out of his way to visit and meet many high level Government officials from these countries. Aside from facilitating a critical dialogue, Dr. ShepardÂ’s emphasis is largely on economic reform. Dr. Shepard economic objectives for the Mideast include a Common Market- a Middle East Economic Union modelled on the European Economic Union. - Which would establish an economic free trade zone in a borderless Mideast. Â“Where in 5 years one could drive from Damascus to Jerusalem as easily as we can drive today from Berlin to Paris.Â” Dr. Shepard says in the past other leaders in the Congress have not been at liberty to promote Palestinian interests in Congress or Arab leaderÂ’s voices; until President George W. Bush began to lead his vision of Palestine and Israel living side by side in peace Â“It was political suicide; now it is official American Government Policies. Dr. Shepard says President Bush should be getting even stronger support for his Middle East peace efforts from congress. If elected to become the first republican Congressman from the 4th congressional District of Minnesota in almost 60 years; Dr. Shepard intends to lead an urgent effort to get a much greater involvement of the next US Congress in supporting President BushÂ’s Middle East peace plans. If elected Dr. Shepard is going to get out the on the Congressional Floor and say, Â“If we are ever going to have peace in the Middle East we are know approaching a point of it is now or never, so LetÂ’s do it, and do it NOWÂ” Dr. Shepard believes there is a place for him in Congress, Â“ Post 9-11Â”, Americans are seeking officials who know their way around the Middle East who can stress dialogue with the contacts that they have developed in the past years with the high level Government official in the Middle East counties. This is necessary if we are ever going to have peace in the Middle East. This is necessary to get Muslim countries to join us in our stabilization efforts in Iraq so our brave American Soldiers can come home; Mission accomplished.Â” Dr. Shepard as a Â“Compassionate Liberal RepublicanÂ” is committed to equality and justice and says that he wants to get more diversity within the Republican Party. Â“The Republican party controls the White House, the Senate and the Congress. To be a protestor is a waste of precious time. Dr. Shepard says, Â“To really make a real difference a person must join the Republican Party and work through the system to get your views heard.Â” Dr. Shepard become a Â“Born Again RepublicanÂ” a former lifelong Democrat he left the Democratic Party after encountering overt racism at the higher levels of the Democratic Party while being a Senior delegate from Democrats Aboard of Italy at the Global Democratic Convention and Regional Caucuses in 2000 held in Paris. To Dr. ShepardÂ’s and all the Black Delegates shock not one Black Delegate was chosen from all the Democrats Aboard delegates from any country in the whole world except America to be a delegate for the Democratic National Convention in 2000 which was held in Los Angeles to nominate the Democratic Candidate for President. Long-time political associate and Food and Agricultural Organization (FAO) Country Project Officer Dr. Charles Rutledge says he supports Dr. Shepard wholeheartedly .Dr, Rutledge said; Â“Dr. Shepard has a fine reputation with most Middle East Ambassadors; high ranking officials at FAO, WFP and all other United Nations Agencies headquartered in Rome, Italy. Most respect and trust him. The only problem Dr. Shepard has encountered is, Â“People have always listened to Jack because heÂ’s basically always right. The problem is, his ideas are a little too perfect for the world heÂ’s working in. Most important the Republican Party does need people like Jack because he has great ideas and the Republican Party needs the involvement of like minded people like Jack to carry them out.Â” Dr. Shepard is eagerly hoping to change his present position which he will not go into detail about but he says itÂ’s similar to being a goodwill ambassador for America without a portfolio, to becoming the most junior Congressman from Minnesota but with maybe more Middle East Experience then any other Congressman or Congresswoman now serving in Congress. Dr. Shepard is confident that he understands the frustrations and suffering that goes on worldwide so very unnecessarily that he hopes to stimulate a spiritual awakening by convincing people to once again learn love their neighbors. Dr. Shepard recently said, Â“I care and work for others, so you think that to call people names, to hate people or to even kill people will help individual causes; these people have forgotten that one day they will be all judged by God.Â” . Many of you have let hate into our hearts. You use as justification where you were born and in what condition we are forced to live in. This hate has grown in your heart and now makes you think and say and do evil things. I pray for you, that God opens your eyes and opens your ears and you remember that you are create by God and pray that he will makes you well and good. Again. This you can do by treating others are equals, not hating others. You will be judged as you judge; you will be treated as you treat others please never forget this and we will maybe give our children a future better then it look now. Too many of you show your hatred by name calling and hurting or even killing your neighbours; you know I am right. Look at your life, what you do, where you are and where you wish to be. You can only change that and help yourself by having a change of heart by start liking your neighbors, helping each other, begin to work together and live a normal life that GOD finds pleasing. This begins by start to talking to your neighbours with normal language in a way that God would consider pleasing. You must change to be a good person that Loves your neighbour, wishes to help your neighbor, do somethingÂ’s constructive with your life. Make the world a better place then you found it... May God Bless you with Love, and cleanse you heart of the hate you developed I do not know why; but who ever got you so mad and so unhappy with life you have to forgive them and you will feel better. You still can join others and doing and SAYING things that please God. May God Bless you by opening your eyes and opening your ears so you can hear and do what God finds pleasing. May God Bless America with Peace and Happiness Dr. Jack Shepard

Posted by: Future Congreeman Shepard at February 12, 2006 08:08 AM (D3TC8)

6 Somebody needs a bigger advertising budget. I'm also sure that people would prefer their Congressman to be able to at least spell 'Congressman'.

Posted by: Graeme at February 12, 2006 09:05 AM (Xtiq0)

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We Are All Mohammed Now

Aaron, in a comment on this post, gave me an idea.

Instead of all of us being Danish, let's just all be Mohammed.

There are many advantages to living this way.

The Danes and everyone else are on the defensive concerning this issue. By being Mohammed yourself, you get to go on the offensive. And the best defense is a quick offense.

If you are Mohammed, and someone takes your picture, you may behead them. Especially if it's that obnoxious relative you prayed wouldn't show up at the family reunion.

You get to breeze through security at most major airports.

You get to rape, pillage, and burn at the most minimal slight of your name.

Everyone will add PBUH after they refer to you.

So, from this point on, anyone who comments on my posts without the name Mohammed, or one of its derivates, will be summarily deleted.*

Of course I, don't have to change my blog name to Mohammed. I am granted free license to be a hypocrite.

Because we are all Mohammed now.

Note: leave your proper email and URL in your comment. You just have to change your name to Mohammed. Mustafa and PBUH are also accepted. So are Pedophile Prophet, Pedophile Pimp Prophet, and actus. more...

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