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May 10, 2005

That's nothing, I wept at the trailor

Spielberg Weeps At Star Wars Screening

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May 09, 2005

Gabba-Gabba-Hey

....because I have pinkeye and nothing goes with brain better than The Ramones. Hat tip: TC Leather Penguin

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May 05, 2005

Forget Brad Pitt: Angelina Jolie Meets Prime Minister of Pakistan

B-I-Z-A-R-R-E. Ok, you know the U.N. is in trouble when Angelina Jolie has to do their P.R. work for them. Siffy News:

'Tomb Raider' star Angelina Jolie met Pakistan Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz in Islamabad to commend him for the role his country played in hosting Afghan refugees.
Jolie, who is a UN goodwill ambassador, is on a three-day visit to Pakistan, after reports showed that more than three million Afghans were living in Pakistan.

So is THAT my ticket to meeting Angelina Jolie??

I HEREBY DECLARE THAT ALL REFUGEES ARE WELCOME IN MY HOME. FURTHER, I INVITE THE UNHCR TO SEND A 'GOODWILL AMBASSADOR' TO MY HOUSE TO INSPECT THE REFUGEE CAMPS.

UPDATE: Kofie Annan sends Angelina Jolie to my house to inspect my refugee camp on special goodwill mission. Pics below. more...

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May 04, 2005

Forget the Horse, Spank the Monkey-Milk the Llama!!

So many people have e-mailed me about the Laura Bush jokes. Granted, dirty jokes are much better when coming from Jenna. Mmmmmm, Jenna Bush....dirty jokes....

AS A CITIZEN JOURNALIST I DEMAND MORE DIRTY JOKES COMING FROM JENNA BUSH'S FILTHY FILTHY MOUTH!!!

Anyway, INDeCent Bill pretty much sums up my thoughts, but in limerick form.

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1 Laura likes it doggy style with Jeff Gannon and W likes to watch his wife getting long-stroked while he himself is on a leash. Desparate Housewife indeed.

Posted by: greg at May 04, 2005 02:44 PM (/+dAV)

2 It's not about bestiality, or morality. Jokes are not only a comedian's principality. If you can't take a comment tongue in cheek, work on your sense of humor before you speak. Cream rises to the top, this we all know... Greg, you've a long way to go.

Posted by: Vonski at May 04, 2005 02:54 PM (AHaCg)

3 Dude, Barbara is the hotter Bush girl. I wouldn't crawl over a sheep to get to Jenna. But, Babs is another story altogether.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at May 04, 2005 03:47 PM (WsZ4F)

4 I agree. Jenna cheeks are too fat.

Posted by: greg at May 04, 2005 03:55 PM (/+dAV)

5 Greg, dude, are you an illiterate dumbass or is English your second language? You misspell every fourth word. Didn't you say you were a microbiologist or some stupid shit like that? I guess literacy isn't essential in your line of work, whatever it is. Also, judging from reading your pathetic attemps at juvenile trash talking, I guess you're about 17 and 250 lbs or so, right? You have such a morbid fascination with, and inarticulate expression of sexual acts that I can't help but think the only girls you get to see naked are in another window.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 04, 2005 10:39 PM (0yYS2)

6 I think Greg maybe INDeCent Bill's liberal moonbat alter ego. You know the old saw about those who screm the loudest...

Posted by: Kbiel at May 05, 2005 02:03 AM (R/ofL)

7 Improbulus Maximus, Look at your own work below. "somplice"? Everyone makes mistakes. Well you should know greg, considering that you're a piece of shit traitor who probably sends them money. Hey, if you still want to blow my head off, I'll be glad to meet you halfway, someplice like Memphis perhaps. I want to see what kind of big man you are. I'll be in Memphis in May for the BBQ, want to come have some BBQ with me? Posted by Improbulus Maximus at May 4, 2005 08:53 AM

Posted by: greg at May 05, 2005 09:00 AM (/+dAV)

8 lammas r hot!

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May 03, 2005

Strange Brew Reality Show: Finger Found in Frozen Custard

Remember that movie Strange Brew? No? You 'tard, go rent it. Classic. Anyway, in that movie the McKenzie brothers run this scam to try and get free beer. You know the scam I'm talking about, they raise a mouse in a beer bottle.

With all this news about fingers being found in all sorts of foodstuffs I can't help but wonder if various deadbeats aren't just trying to get some free stuff. But frozen custard? Who would want a lifetime supply of frozen custard? Freaking hosers.

Tim from Opinion Bug sends along this link: more...

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April 28, 2005

Darth Vader's Blog

Darth Vader says:

Have I mentioned before that I am surrounded by idiots? Let me cut to chase and just tell you up front: the rebels got away. All of them....
I mean, come on.
I've seen drills that were more challenging. And yet, they escape. I have worked among these men this past generation and I have always known them to be, with only a few notable exceptions, truly outstanding military professionals. A galaxy quails before them because they are efficient, effective and keen.
...You try to be an effective manager, you weed out the bad apples like the late Admiral Ozzel -- only to find that an insidious culture of incompetence has somehow transformed your deadly pan-galactic armada into a fleet of spaceballs.

Hat tip: C-3PO

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April 26, 2005

Superheroes to Visit Pentagon

Wait, you mean the Hall of Justice isn't just outside of D.C? Anyway, it's great to have superheroes supporting our troops. And by superhero I don't mean America's hero, John Kerry, slaying vampires in from his Swift Boat in South Vietnam.

UPDATE: Kerry the Vampire Slayer image. (Thanks Oyster!)

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1 Support these US Army National Guard heros: https://www.virtualarmory.com/home/ Order your free hero's bracelet now. They're out due to overwhelming response but will ship the end of May.

Posted by: Bubbe at April 26, 2005 01:30 PM (1/Gkk)

2 Hey Rusty, I forgot to tell you Happy Abu Ghraib Day!!!!! Hey Liberals, kiss my ass.

Posted by: elliott at April 26, 2005 02:43 PM (w4gK7)

3 For Abu Grab day, I want a terrorist prisoner so I can beat the livin shit out of him and then shock his nuts with the car battery.

Posted by: OB Snooks at April 26, 2005 03:17 PM (yBHNA)

4 In the post you linked to in 2004 you mentioned you wished you could photoshop something for Kerry the Vampire Slayer. Well, here ya go

Posted by: Oyster at April 26, 2005 04:25 PM (fl6E1)

5 ELLIOT, WELCOME BACK!!!!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 26, 2005 08:30 PM (JQjhA)

6 Thanks for posting this Rusty. The slaughter of many of these hostages goes unreported by the world press until the body count rises to a critical threshold. As for those who revere the Abu Ghraib scandal, keep in mind that Americans are exporting the most important philosophical principle we have: the rule of law. Most of the folks abused at Abu Ghraib were innocent people caught up in sweeps of areas controlled by insurgents. There were certainly more than a few insurgents caught as well, but the founding concept of the rule of law is the presumption of innocence. If we are going to abandon our principles and become like our enemy, then why fight them?

Posted by: body bagger at April 26, 2005 08:52 PM (cjCfM)

7 "If we are going to abandon our principles and become like our enemy, then why fight them?"-Body Bagger here, here! Osama has won.

Posted by: greg at April 27, 2005 08:19 AM (/+dAV)

8 Greg is Hitler

Posted by: Earl Dittman at April 27, 2005 09:11 AM (yBHNA)

9 Kerry is trying to make himself look like LUKE SKYWALKER but he is more like EMPOROR PALPATINE

Posted by: sandpiper at April 27, 2005 01:43 PM (/Q+Ob)

10 Earl is Bush.

Posted by: Anwar at April 27, 2005 05:44 PM (8vKPW)

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April 25, 2005

Star Wars TV Series / Another Indiana Jones Film in the Works

Last night the local Fox affiliate showed The Empire Strikes Back. Afterwards they ran a minute-long Episode III:Revenge of the Sith trailor. Now, don't laugh at this, but the very end of the trailor when they show Darth Vader, I swear I almost cried. I'm seriously.

Anyway, there are a few interesting things out there that are Star Wars related. Disclaimer: Extreme geek alert! more...

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1 Interesting about the TV series, though the new Indiana Jones movie is old news.

Posted by: Venom at April 25, 2005 02:45 PM (dbxVM)

2 It's nice of you to come out of the 'Pantera' thread and rejoin the rest of us mooks!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 25, 2005 03:28 PM (JQjhA)

3 Haha, yeah...I like checking it out from time to time to see what other bullshit is being said there.

Posted by: Venom at April 25, 2005 03:31 PM (dbxVM)

4 Yep I watched too. I'm interested in if the next 3 movies after RTJ will ever be made. Yoda's warning to Luke about becoming an agent of evil and also "There is another" An obvious reference to the princess. Oh my god I'm a geek. The trailer was cool. I had just about enough kiddie versions with Wookies converted to ewoks and crap like that. Looks like Lucas is trying to get back to the original story and not so much worried making a movie for 5 year old kids. That I think is a good thing.

Posted by: Howie at April 25, 2005 03:43 PM (D3+20)

5 But where is Peter Cushing when you need him? Next best thing--et Christopher Lee as a baddie!

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 25, 2005 03:46 PM (taRY4)

6 Yes Gov. Tarkin was quite a pistol. Continue with the operation you may fire when ready. Such a gaunt evil countenance. The other actual actor besides Alec Guinness from the first one. Cushing is dead. dpsinfo says he died in 94 of cancer.

Posted by: Howie at April 25, 2005 04:10 PM (D3+20)

7 Star Trek: Star Wars? Oh boy. The Star Trek v. Star Wars debates will never end now (Trek is better!)...

Posted by: TheRoyalFamily at April 25, 2005 04:39 PM (UFUEr)

8 Oh man, to paraphrase Cartman, who put the sand in George Lucas' vagina? He has done nothing but hate on the millions of geeks who made him an insanely rich man.... Loved the trailer, though. My DH is reading the Ep III book right now, and if it looks onscreen like the book reads, it will be the best one, although I doubt it, and I suspect that the Anakin/Padme lovey dialogue will be as foul as in Ep II.....

Posted by: caltechgirl at April 25, 2005 04:45 PM (EtZVy)

9 Yeah, but will we get so see Padme in a bikini!?!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 25, 2005 04:59 PM (JQjhA)

10 Dude, Rusty, you know how to do a google images search.

Posted by: Editor at April 25, 2005 05:27 PM (adpJH)

11 Dear Editor........ ......................... *slaps forehead*

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 25, 2005 05:30 PM (JQjhA)

12 I changed the channel, DR. S, while watching that on Sunday. I refuse to see anything or read anything prior to the movie. I want to be completely surprised by every scene.

Posted by: William Teach at April 26, 2005 12:42 PM (TFSHk)

13 Iv bin wanderin if there is gonna be another film after ep III? does anyone know?

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April 21, 2005

Robot Camel Jockeys

Wha? Ha. Ha-ha! Bwaaahaaahaaa!!

Must. Hold. Back. The. Comments.

CNN:

With the reins in one hand and a whip in the other, the purple-jerseyed rider prodded a camel around the track.
But this jockey wasn't the usual underfed boy. The jockey was a robot.
Under the watchful eyes of his Swiss developer and Qatari owners, the robot -- dubbed Kamel -- rode a racing camel for 1.5 miles, reaching speeds of 25 miles per hour in a non-competitive trial run.
By 2007, rulers of this energy-rich emirate say all camel racers will be mechanical....
Spurring the robots' development has been vehement condemnation from human rights groups of the sport's regular jockeys. Activists say there are about 40,000 boy jockeys, some as young as 4, who are either bought from their parents or kidnapped from their home countries and taken to the Gulf to ride. The boys live in bleak conditions and are underfed before races to keep their weight down.
In Qatar, ruling sheiks have responded to calls for banning the use of boy jockeys by embracing robots as the best solution.
Sheik Abdullah bin Saud, the Qatari official in charge of the project, said the plan is to keep developing the robot until it is ready to take over.
"Improve the speed, the weight, the aerodynamics, to reach the ultimate goal of completely phasing out children used as jockeys," Sheik Abdullah said.

Hat tip to Bill Dauterieve's spam sushi roll.

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1 I really... I really want to comment... but like Rusty... I must bite my tongue...

Posted by: Craig D. at April 21, 2005 08:49 AM (hWDm4)

2 I think I had the "Mr. Burns disease" syndrome... all the comments just rushed to me only to get stuck in the doorway, unable to pass through. So yeah, robot camel jockeys... yeah, crazy world.......

Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 21, 2005 09:10 AM (Wsn+K)

3 More cutting edge technology from the Arabs: The Electric Prayer Rug A Jordanian inventor has contrived a special prayer rug fitted with an electronic device intended to keep the Muslim faithful alert during prayers. http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/Offbeat/0,,2-1343-1347_1406809,00.html

Posted by: Carlos at April 21, 2005 09:11 AM (tFXpR)

4 thats what they are doing with all that oil money?

Posted by: johnny at April 21, 2005 09:16 AM (OuLOj)

5 One must hope they are not programming these jockeys the same way they teach thier children about hate.

Posted by: Dave at April 21, 2005 10:21 AM (WICUl)

6 So, another sport in which technology pushes out the little guy.

Posted by: tee bee at April 21, 2005 11:02 AM (q1JHF)

7 Within a decade, Islam will unleash it's unholy horde of robotic camel jockeys on America. God save us all. In related news, in Mississippi robotic porch monkeys have been introduced by Rooster as a potential means of fending of the inevitable robotic camel jockey invasion.

Posted by: greg at April 21, 2005 11:16 AM (/+dAV)

8 Go figure. The A-rabs can make a freakin Robot to ride their camels but they can't seem to figure out just how a shower works the filthy buggers.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 21, 2005 11:36 AM (yBHNA)

9 Filthy: Have you considered contracting your swarthy kin from Sandland to devolop a robot...in the likeness of the great thespian Scott Baio?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 21, 2005 01:42 PM (x+5JB)

10 It is true that these animals purchase 6 years olds from impoverished countries. They deny them education and their rations are just enough to exist. Keeping them as thin as possible so they can get an advantage over jockeys that weight more. Most live in sand floor tents near the racetracks. Broken legs and arms are not even set. Children are beaten when irate rag heads lose a bet. Cheaper to beat and deprive children than pay professional jockeys. Then they kneel and pray to Allah 5 times a day. Allah must be a child hater. We know mohammed was a child molester. A MUSLIM THING. What wonderful caring people these backward fucks are. ITS A MUSLIM THING.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 21, 2005 06:09 PM (CBNGy)

11 My friend Greyrooster, This is very good news that robots are taking over that hazardous job. This could mark the beginning of a local robotics industry with investment opportunities.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 21, 2005 06:22 PM (FV4oJ)

12 I don't talk to traitos.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 22, 2005 08:50 AM (CBNGy)

13 My friend Greyrooster, Would you speak to President Bush?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 07:48 AM (fufbw)

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April 20, 2005

Busy Morning

Busy morning. How about some 'yo mama' jokes to fill the space? Ok, I'll start:

Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

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April 15, 2005

Imperial Land Walker for Sale

Via Flea, this super-sweet Imperial Landwalker. Check out the video of it in action at this website. It actually works!

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Star Wars: Porn Version

Stephen Green muses on the news that Star Wars is set to get a PG-13 rating. But might I suggest that a nude and tattood Bai Ling also might play some role in that rating.

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April 12, 2005

Nightmares

Toy company finds yet another way to give me nightmares.

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Cat Hunting May be Legalized in Wisconsin

Cat-blogging bloggers beware: Wisconsin may legalize cat hunting.

My opinion? Here kitty-kitty-kitty.....

Two questions:

1) What does cat taste like?

2) What's the going rate for a cat pelt? more...

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1 Finn, Cat pelts, this is right up your alley. Can you help us here?

Posted by: Brad at April 12, 2005 08:43 AM (M7kiy)

2 Tastes like chicken, right? What no PETA?

Posted by: Red at April 12, 2005 09:23 AM (zlrCL)

3 I think it would be a good hunt. Feral cats are tough to get at most of the time. They are quite destructive to an environment as already proven in many parts of the world. Chris

Posted by: Chris at April 12, 2005 09:23 AM (ShcLv)

4 Shoot the people who abandon cats, not the cats. And aren't humans and cows invasive species as well? I say boycott Wisconsin cheese and end the occupation of Wisconsin.

Posted by: Laurence Simon at April 12, 2005 10:34 AM (rOZ8t)

5 Looks like a rabbit once the skin and head is removed (source grandpa). I don't think you would want to eat one. I would not eat a predator. Tastes bad. I think in most states it is legal to kill stray cats as vermin at least on your own property. Might help rabbit & quail hunters as cats kill a lot of these when they are young. I suggest the season be in hard winter so as not to orphan kittens (next years targets). I like a cat or two around the farm. Grandpa thins them out every so often with a .22. They are a useful predator but too many cats are a bad thing.

Posted by: Howie at April 12, 2005 10:38 AM (D3+20)

6 We are delicious. And on a professor's salary, I'm certain you can't afford us.

Posted by: Wittysexkitten at April 12, 2005 10:41 AM (vhWf1)

7 Witty--that is so funny on so many different levels.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 12, 2005 10:47 AM (JQjhA)

8 Oh my, there's a hidden force working behind the scenes on this one. Beware!

Posted by: Paladin at April 12, 2005 10:49 AM (Rfqkp)

9 Lawrence, I agree with you on abandoned animals but ferrel cats can breed and raise offspring totaly without human intervention. Most are not abandoned animals. Also tomcats leave home and go wild if not fixed. Pussycats go wild and come back pregnant about a week later. Rusty, as far as I know the pelt is worthless. Hair won't stay in after tanning. The intestines are useful for piano strings (other instuments too) and to sew people up.

Posted by: Howie at April 12, 2005 10:59 AM (D3+20)

10 I had no doubt you would get it on every level Rusty.

Posted by: Wittysexkitten at April 12, 2005 12:34 PM (vhWf1)

11 My level is rising!!

Posted by: Chris at April 12, 2005 02:10 PM (NBrzU)

12 All this talk of pussy--I thought we were supposed to clean up the language, Rusty?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 12, 2005 04:24 PM (oVu08)

13 Bourbon: Naw! I ain't going to say it.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 12, 2005 06:14 PM (CBNGy)

14 Never hunted cats, more of a duck/bear hunter myself, but some kids shot our cats foot off. (Not hunting, they're just assholes) Miss that cat, it was an excellent squirrel hunter and fetched all birds I shot, when they were attacking our berry bushes in the backyard (just crows and "rÃƒÂ¤kÃƒÂ¤ttirastaita"). The happy heavydrinking bum (mentioned earlier in my posts) told me cat meat is not much different from eating raw chicken meat (whatever that tastes like).

Posted by: A Finn at April 13, 2005 02:53 AM (cWMi4)

15 Cat pelts don't make good clothing. Had cat gloves once, wore out real fast, got itchy when wet. Good only for decorations and stuff like that.

Posted by: A Finn at April 13, 2005 03:55 AM (cWMi4)

16 See guys: I told you A FINN had potential. A Finn. Must have been muslim cats. Christian cats don't itch. Muslim cats itch and smell bad. I hear the Swedes skin muslim cats. You probably had muslim cat gloves made by Swedes. Only in far northern Europe to they make cat gloves. In the rest of the world the muslims eat them.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 13, 2005 11:32 PM (CBNGy)

17 I was hoping we could keep this one alive. I'm a dog man myself. I run 3-5 miles a day with my Australian Sepherd Boonie.(I enjoy the beer and wine better if I've put in my miles). We have no use for cats. If we can find some useful purpose for their remains so much the better. If not, lets stack them like cord wood in the Wisconsin forests. According to Finn the gloves are for shit. Who wants a stuffed cat in the home? A cat rug would be the joke of the neighborhood. Let's face it, anyone who shits and pisses in the house that is not human is a pest, and those cat slugs in the garden really piss me off. Interesting story: This morning on the way to work, talk radio in Seattle was discussing this subject(wonder if they picked it up from the Jawa site). As you might imagine, liberals were up in arms about cat slaughter. They even brought in the Chicken death camp card. That is, Chickens who are kept in cages until killed or worse..forced to lay eggs for us humans in cages. Oh..the horror. I got to work before that "save the whale" crap started. Show me a person who cares about wild cats, caged chickens and whales and I gurantee that I will show you a pro abortion liberal. Just my rant for today.

Posted by: Brad at April 14, 2005 12:10 AM (M7kiy)

18 Whaleing should be limited, if whales go extinct many good foods and several skiwax products will disappear. Chickens? Just let meat chicken run around freely, they taste better afterwards (done some research). Egg-laying chickens need to be caged, or the eggs go all over.

Posted by: A Finn at April 14, 2005 04:10 AM (cWMi4)

19 Oh well, the most interresting article this far has died...

Posted by: A Finn at April 15, 2005 12:42 AM (lGolT)

20 Brad, I like whales. The Japs like whales. Only they can them. Seen a special on National Geographic about cats. In Austrailia the Aborigine women hunt them with clubs and eat them. They apparently are destroying the native species. I have two cats. Both tom cats. They live in the barn. The white one hangs around. The orange one sort of hangs anywhere. The fight about one a week. You can hear them a mile away. My wife's little loud mouthed, worthless dogs like the cats. My big farm dogs would like to eat them. One of my friends wife has 21 cats. A true cat nut. She goes to the animal shelter everyday and cleans the cages and such. Then once a week these animal rights nuts have a party and put dogs to sleep in the name of saving them??? I think they are weird are enjoy it. I once told her I didn't trust animal rights nuts because they kill little puppy dogs. She didn't speak to me of two years. Her husband told her the same thing but it didn't work. She never stopped bitching at him about the horrible situation poor animals are in. Her mother died in Florida last month. I asked when she leaving for the funeral. Said she could'nt go. Had to care for her 21 cats. I offered to feed them while she went to her mother's funeral. Said she could'nt possibly leave her cats in the hands of others. She would worry to much. I asked her what would happen if she died. She said she left instructions to have them all euphemized. A true cat lover.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 15, 2005 04:15 AM (7480p)

21 We used to have a plague of feral cats hanging around the dumpsters at the local strip mall. They opened a vietnamese restaurant in the mall. No more cat problem.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 15, 2005 04:17 AM (7480p)

22 I don't recommend the hot and spicy chicken. I have been told that every once in a while someone finds a hair in the chicken. Don't believe chickens have hair.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 15, 2005 04:20 AM (7480p)

23 What do you call a person from the Eastern Hemisphere who has 5 cats? ........a rancher

Posted by: Brad at April 15, 2005 08:05 AM (M7kiy)

24 Growing up , we always had dogs. I remember my junior year in college our last dog died. My little sister had just gone away to school. My parents were alone. When I came home for Christmas, my dad had a cat. I could not believe it. Came home for spring break and he had 3. Now dad has one but puts a bowl out in the back for the neighborhood cats. There are probably 10 cats and a couple of racoons who stop by and get the welfare meal my dad provides. I'm afraid he is getting a little nuts with cats. I mean 10? I gotta say it...His house has this funkey cat oder, like the litter box is on week 4 and is maxed out on cat slugs. Wonder if some enterprising immigrant family has thought of opening a new resturant in the woods of Wisconsin.

Posted by: Brad at April 15, 2005 08:24 AM (M7kiy)

25 Those who dont want their cats shot should kep them at home and not allow them to wander all around and tell PETA to screw themselves

Posted by: sandpiper at April 15, 2005 09:52 AM (9RChR)

26 Brad I'm finding three miles a day and beer no longer works. I will follow you and increase to 5 miles. If you feed the cats outside the racoons will come to the cat food. Then the coons will start eating your chickens. Down here the coyotes catch and eat the cats,coons and chickens. Therefore, in conclusion, cats must taste like chicken. Perhaps the Vietnamese restauratuers are on to something. Instead of taking stray cats to the humain society where they kill them at great expense. Better to put the protein to good use. Drop stray cats at the restaurant. All Vietnamese restaurants should be required to have a cat drop off box in front. End of excess cat problem. Only on a conservative blog could an age old problem be solved so quickly. Even have international help from the finns. Do they have cats in Finland? Is that where the expression cool cats came from? Probably started with cold cats. Rode my Harley through the Wisconsin Dells one time in late May. Absolulely beautiful.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 16, 2005 07:39 AM (sB5vg)

27 Laurence Simon: We already shoot people and cows. It would be unfair not to shoot cats to. Equality for all.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 16, 2005 03:12 PM (DAWnL)

28 why shoot cats i bealieve that if that got past people would be careless and shoot what ever cat they seen with or with out a proof that it is stray. so their will be alot of on happy people loosing their prid and joy. cats are apart of people birds aren't cuddly.

Posted by: Tara Aikin at April 22, 2005 09:26 AM (3BS3e)

29 Make your opinion known before the Conservation Congress meets to review this issue! For those against cat hunting: www.nocatstamp2005.com For those who believe cat hunting should be allowed: www.catstamp2005.com

Posted by: Fat Cat at April 23, 2005 10:21 PM (jCfc/)

30 I am a 17 yr old resident in northcentral Wisconsin. I am doing a persuasive essay on cat hunting. I believe that feral cats should be hunted. Many people are making s big deal about it and I don't really understand that. If people care so much about their cats, they should put a collar on them or keep them fenced in. Feral cats are just wild cats which are causing a problem in some areas, not the beloved felines. I just want them to be designated unprotected so I can legally shoot them if i need to. The whole idea wasn't to have a season, but to remove a problem.

Posted by: eric at May 02, 2005 08:13 AM (9l9ZF)

31 i live in a small town in north east wisconsin and we have a big problem with the feral cats the eat our chickens and our song birds, which means that many of our preditors such as hawks coyotes foxes .... loose a major food sorce so the cats have to go so we can have a more healthy population of the natral preditors

Posted by: kill them all at May 12, 2005 03:05 PM (kELSD)

32 i think that cats should be hunted because they are very ugly and evil, they are not mans best friend, in fact they are no ones friend. Plus they kill birds and take the food of owls.

Posted by: cassie at May 20, 2005 02:15 PM (unpqr)

33 what is this world coming to that you would be able to hunt cats. what will be next hunting humans...........legally.

Posted by: fran at June 10, 2005 08:31 PM (ywZa8)

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April 11, 2005

Abu Musab al Zarqawi Interviewed by Playboy

The May 2005 issue of Playboy Magazine will feature a candid interview with the leader of al Qaeda in Iraq's Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. The issue is not on stands yet, but Playboy has a preview of the article here. (Safe for Work)

(Linked at OTB)

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April 08, 2005

Woman Alleges Herpes Infection From Vick's Rub

(Flowery Branch, Georgia) A geriatric health worker filed a civil suit against Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick for knowingly giving her genital herpes. Sonya Elliott, 26, who says she is a former girlfriend of Vick, alleges "negligence by Vick, unwanted physical contact, pain, suffering, and potential future medical complications." Vick has not commented on the lawsuit nor has he been seen riding a bicycle.

Companion post at Interested-Participant.

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April 04, 2005

Which South Park Character is Rusty Shackleford?

Thanks for the tip to Beth at MYVRWC who has a gallery of other home made South Park characters.

Update: Yeah, I'm black. I can feel it.

Update II: Black is beautiful. Deal with it.

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April 01, 2005

Illinois Mascot Won't Be at Final Four

What many of my readers don't know is that I am over 1000% more native American than Ward Churchill. 1/16th is infinitely greater than zero, right? Anyway, as a true bona fide American Indian I demand that Chief Illiniwek show up at this weekend's game! Anything less than this would be an insult to my people. more...

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March 25, 2005

Mmmm, Dinosaur Chicharrones

So, can you deep fry T-Rex rinds? Via Commissar and Bill scientist now have found soft cell tissue from a T-Rex. Mmmm, tastes like chicken!

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March 18, 2005

South Park Bitch Slaps Ward Churchill

My buddy Dr. Leopold Stotch called the other day and threatened to issue a fatwa against me if I didn't watch South Park. Episode 902 was riddled with swipes at Ward Churchill and his hippie followers. If you haven't seen it yet it's not too late. Comedy Central will be showing the episode again tonight and tomorrow.

Kevin at Student Con also noticed how Trey and Matt slapped that bitch Ward Churchill down too:

UC, Boulder "know-it-all college hippies" taking over the small Colorado town? The reference to the Ward Churchill saga when one of the hippies calls Cartman a "little Eichman?" The lesson learned about the laziness and selfishness of the left? My favorite moment from the show:
Kyle (or Stan): "Man, I didn't know that corporations were so bad."
Hippy: "You just haven't gone to college yet; I just finished my first semester."

Let me add that the 'little Eichmann' phrase was used more than once. Classic.

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