May 04, 2005

Forget the Horse, Spank the Monkey-Milk the Llama!!

So many people have e-mailed me about the Laura Bush jokes. Granted, dirty jokes are much better when coming from Jenna. Mmmmmm, Jenna Bush....dirty jokes....

AS A CITIZEN JOURNALIST I DEMAND MORE DIRTY JOKES COMING FROM JENNA BUSH'S FILTHY FILTHY MOUTH!!!

Anyway, INDeCent Bill pretty much sums up my thoughts, but in limerick form.

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1 Laura likes it doggy style with Jeff Gannon and W likes to watch his wife getting long-stroked while he himself is on a leash. Desparate Housewife indeed.

Posted by: greg at May 04, 2005 02:44 PM (/+dAV)

2 It's not about bestiality, or morality. Jokes are not only a comedian's principality. If you can't take a comment tongue in cheek, work on your sense of humor before you speak. Cream rises to the top, this we all know... Greg, you've a long way to go.

Posted by: Vonski at May 04, 2005 02:54 PM (AHaCg)

3 Dude, Barbara is the hotter Bush girl. I wouldn't crawl over a sheep to get to Jenna. But, Babs is another story altogether.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at May 04, 2005 03:47 PM (WsZ4F)

4 I agree. Jenna cheeks are too fat.

Posted by: greg at May 04, 2005 03:55 PM (/+dAV)

5 Greg, dude, are you an illiterate dumbass or is English your second language? You misspell every fourth word. Didn't you say you were a microbiologist or some stupid shit like that? I guess literacy isn't essential in your line of work, whatever it is. Also, judging from reading your pathetic attemps at juvenile trash talking, I guess you're about 17 and 250 lbs or so, right? You have such a morbid fascination with, and inarticulate expression of sexual acts that I can't help but think the only girls you get to see naked are in another window.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 04, 2005 10:39 PM (0yYS2)

6 I think Greg maybe INDeCent Bill's liberal moonbat alter ego. You know the old saw about those who screm the loudest...

Posted by: Kbiel at May 05, 2005 02:03 AM (R/ofL)

7 Improbulus Maximus, Look at your own work below. "somplice"? Everyone makes mistakes. Well you should know greg, considering that you're a piece of shit traitor who probably sends them money. Hey, if you still want to blow my head off, I'll be glad to meet you halfway, someplice like Memphis perhaps. I want to see what kind of big man you are. I'll be in Memphis in May for the BBQ, want to come have some BBQ with me? Posted by Improbulus Maximus at May 4, 2005 08:53 AM

Posted by: greg at May 05, 2005 09:00 AM (/+dAV)

8 lammas r hot!

Posted by: hsdhsf at September 03, 2005 07:34 PM (+PKoF)

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