B-I-Z-A-R-R-E. Ok, you know the U.N. is in trouble when Angelina Jolie has to do their P.R. work for them. Siffy News:

'Tomb Raider' star Angelina Jolie met Pakistan Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz in Islamabad to commend him for the role his country played in hosting Afghan refugees.

Jolie, who is a UN goodwill ambassador, is on a three-day visit to Pakistan, after reports showed that more than three million Afghans were living in Pakistan.

I HEREBY DECLARE THAT ALL REFUGEES ARE WELCOME IN MY HOME. FURTHER, I INVITE THE UNHCR TO SEND A 'GOODWILL AMBASSADOR' TO MY HOUSE TO INSPECT THE REFUGEE CAMPS.

UPDATE: Kofie Annan sends Angelina Jolie to my house to inspect my refugee camp on special goodwill mission. Pics below. UNHCR Ambassador Angelina Jolie inspects the sanitary conditions of my refugee toilets......

UNHCR Ambassador Angelina Jolie inspects living conditions at my refugee communal area.

UNHCR Ambassador Angelina Jolie inspects the courtyard at my refugee camp.

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1 You could have your own Oil for Pussy scandal.

Posted by: Filthy allah at May 05, 2005 10:42 AM (yBHNA)

2 They just called and they're sending "Goodwill Ambassador Woody Allen" to inspect your house.

Posted by: Oyster at May 05, 2005 10:56 AM (fl6E1)

3 Is Monica Belluci a U.N. Goodwill Ambassador?

Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2005 11:09 AM (adpJH)

4 Woody Allen isn't affiliated with the UN, or he would have been all over Thailand after the Tsunami orphaned so many little Asian girls...

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 05, 2005 12:14 PM (0yYS2)

5 "FURTHER, I INVITE THE UNHCR TO SEND A 'GOODWILL AMBASSADOR' TO MY HOUSE TO INSPECT THE REFUGEE CAMPS." Careful, Rusty. You may get Sean Penn.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at May 05, 2005 01:34 PM (x+5JB)

6 Improbulus Maximus - that's just plain evil ;-)

Posted by: Oyster at May 05, 2005 01:46 PM (fl6E1)

7 They could make Michael Jackson the UN rep if he ever gets over his 11 year old Crack habit.

Posted by: Filthy allah at May 05, 2005 01:48 PM (yBHNA)

8 We have a girl in our office that many people think resembles AJ. I don't see it - her ass is WAAAAAAYYY too big and she's much crazier than AJ. In fact, if you think making out with your brother is gross, you should see the deck hands this girl hangs out with.

Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2005 02:40 PM (adpJH)

9 It's not evil, it's naughty, which is what improbulus means. I am the "most naughty one". I wanted to use Naughtyus Maximus, but that e-mail address was already taken, so I used the Latin, which sounds even better.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 05, 2005 05:14 PM (0yYS2)

10 Don't forget, they not only took in all those Afghan refugees, but actually Educated them before returning them to Afghanistan... as the TALIBAN! What a piece of work is she! How often in season!

Posted by: Mr. Kurtz at May 06, 2005 10:25 AM (JZJRn)

11 I heard Angelina Jolie was making out with the hot Star Wars lesbo chick...

Posted by: Gullyborg at May 07, 2005 12:54 AM (7GBT0)

12 kk

Posted by: kk at May 07, 2005 04:50 AM (qZD8Q)

13 Angelinas' Aid Care.com ..... I think she trying to dodge some family issues and trying to resolve the worlds issues instead. She should take care of her own backyard first. She's creepy!!! Good for you Bradly finally you get what you wanted, a family with destructive habits! Hollywood against Terror!

Posted by: too legit to quit at May 10, 2005 05:27 AM (gWnd/)

14 hi,how are you?I realy enjoy your site!!!and I realy enjoy Angelina Jolie please if there are other fens of her-write me on this e-maikl address angelina_jolie_b@abv.bg

Posted by: Bogdana at May 12, 2005 01:07 PM (stXj3)

15 i lik angelina jolie she is best actress

Posted by: sami at May 15, 2005 08:59 AM (I3DxE)

16 if jolie helps me, i can irradicate poverty 4m the world.i swear.

Posted by: Sujay Ghose at May 17, 2005 11:49 AM (/BL90)

17 I thought that was pretty clever. I liked it. Angelina is hot. I'm not really bi or lesbian, but I'd do her any day of the week!

Posted by: Monika at May 23, 2005 01:51 PM (WpoRD)

18 i will fuck angelina jolie like crazy. i will put her head in the flush and keep slapping her ss until she start fucking me back. i will lick her cunt and take her piss on my face ... i am a punjabi style fucking lover ... she has the most amazing boobs, like cannisters of milk .. the more u get the more u feel thirsty ... amazing fuck she is ... i will fuck her atleast once in my life ... and then will show u whta goes on in my refugee camp !!

Posted by: Ali Malik at May 24, 2005 07:08 AM (7iGhT)

19 i suggested that they should be a relief to seekers

Posted by: kenneth at July 06, 2005 10:57 AM (9FhuY)

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