April 21, 2005

Robot Camel Jockeys

robot_camel_jockey.jpgWha? Ha. Ha-ha! Bwaaahaaahaaa!!

Must. Hold. Back. The. Comments.

CNN:

With the reins in one hand and a whip in the other, the purple-jerseyed rider prodded a camel around the track.

But this jockey wasn't the usual underfed boy. The jockey was a robot.

Under the watchful eyes of his Swiss developer and Qatari owners, the robot -- dubbed Kamel -- rode a racing camel for 1.5 miles, reaching speeds of 25 miles per hour in a non-competitive trial run.

By 2007, rulers of this energy-rich emirate say all camel racers will be mechanical....

Spurring the robots' development has been vehement condemnation from human rights groups of the sport's regular jockeys. Activists say there are about 40,000 boy jockeys, some as young as 4, who are either bought from their parents or kidnapped from their home countries and taken to the Gulf to ride. The boys live in bleak conditions and are underfed before races to keep their weight down.

In Qatar, ruling sheiks have responded to calls for banning the use of boy jockeys by embracing robots as the best solution.

Sheik Abdullah bin Saud, the Qatari official in charge of the project, said the plan is to keep developing the robot until it is ready to take over.

"Improve the speed, the weight, the aerodynamics, to reach the ultimate goal of completely phasing out children used as jockeys," Sheik Abdullah said.

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Posted by: Rusty at 08:41 AM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 I really... I really want to comment... but like Rusty... I must bite my tongue...

Posted by: Craig D. at April 21, 2005 08:49 AM (hWDm4)

2 I think I had the "Mr. Burns disease" syndrome... all the comments just rushed to me only to get stuck in the doorway, unable to pass through. So yeah, robot camel jockeys... yeah, crazy world.......

Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 21, 2005 09:10 AM (Wsn+K)

3 More cutting edge technology from the Arabs: The Electric Prayer Rug A Jordanian inventor has contrived a special prayer rug fitted with an electronic device intended to keep the Muslim faithful alert during prayers. http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/Offbeat/0,,2-1343-1347_1406809,00.html

Posted by: Carlos at April 21, 2005 09:11 AM (tFXpR)

4 thats what they are doing with all that oil money?

Posted by: johnny at April 21, 2005 09:16 AM (OuLOj)

5 One must hope they are not programming these jockeys the same way they teach thier children about hate.

Posted by: Dave at April 21, 2005 10:21 AM (WICUl)

6 So, another sport in which technology pushes out the little guy.

Posted by: tee bee at April 21, 2005 11:02 AM (q1JHF)

7 Within a decade, Islam will unleash it's unholy horde of robotic camel jockeys on America. God save us all. In related news, in Mississippi robotic porch monkeys have been introduced by Rooster as a potential means of fending of the inevitable robotic camel jockey invasion.

Posted by: greg at April 21, 2005 11:16 AM (/+dAV)

8 Go figure. The A-rabs can make a freakin Robot to ride their camels but they can't seem to figure out just how a shower works the filthy buggers.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 21, 2005 11:36 AM (yBHNA)

9 Filthy: Have you considered contracting your swarthy kin from Sandland to devolop a robot...in the likeness of the great thespian Scott Baio?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 21, 2005 01:42 PM (x+5JB)

10 It is true that these animals purchase 6 years olds from impoverished countries. They deny them education and their rations are just enough to exist. Keeping them as thin as possible so they can get an advantage over jockeys that weight more. Most live in sand floor tents near the racetracks. Broken legs and arms are not even set. Children are beaten when irate rag heads lose a bet. Cheaper to beat and deprive children than pay professional jockeys. Then they kneel and pray to Allah 5 times a day. Allah must be a child hater. We know mohammed was a child molester. A MUSLIM THING. What wonderful caring people these backward fucks are. ITS A MUSLIM THING.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 21, 2005 06:09 PM (CBNGy)

11 My friend Greyrooster, This is very good news that robots are taking over that hazardous job. This could mark the beginning of a local robotics industry with investment opportunities.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 21, 2005 06:22 PM (FV4oJ)

12 I don't talk to traitos.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 22, 2005 08:50 AM (CBNGy)

13 My friend Greyrooster, Would you speak to President Bush?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 07:48 AM (fufbw)

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