April 01, 2005
Illinois Mascot Won't Be at Final Four
What many of my readers don't know is that I am over 1000% more native American than Ward Churchill. 1/16th is infinitely greater than zero, right? Anyway, as a true bona fide American Indian I demand that Chief Illiniwek show up at this weekend's game! Anything less than this would be an insult to my people.
"IÂ’m an Indian. This explains why I love tobacco so much and hate the Federal Government so much"--Dale Gribble
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Couldn't they have him show up and pretend to scalp a few white people or something on the fifty-yard line? Just to placate the Churchills of the world?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 01, 2005 12:10 PM (x+5JB)
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There's no 50-yard line in basketball.....
Posted by: caltechgirl at April 01, 2005 12:12 PM (dNB1l)
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Details, details,
Okay, at half-court.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 01, 2005 12:18 PM (x+5JB)
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I couldn't believe it but one of the players name is Jihad Mohammed. I take it Black Muslim. Thats right kids, consentrate on your studies with a idiot named Jihad Mohammed sitting behind you.
Posted by: greyrooster at April 01, 2005 01:57 PM (CBNGy)
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I'll be an Indian if you let me open my own casino.
Posted by: greyrooster at April 01, 2005 01:58 PM (CBNGy)
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Greyrooster: Only if you promise to lay off the fire water.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 01, 2005 02:29 PM (x+5JB)
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Never!
Posted by: greyrooster at April 01, 2005 04:56 PM (CBNGy)
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Spoken like true Indian (er, Native American).
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 04, 2005 07:20 AM (x+5JB)
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