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January 12, 2005

Christain Rock Band to Play at Bush Innagural

In light of all the controversy surrounding an invitation to Kid Rock to perform at the Bush innagural, I thought I'd throw in my own two cents. Might I suggest Faith + 1?

First off, let me distance myself from all those South Park conservative-" types who are ridiculing the protesters. And to all you potty mouths who are pooh-poohing all of us real conservatives, well let me just tell you that there's no room in the big tent for your ilk. What did you think the big tent metaphor was about? We we're talking about a revival tent, morons not a tent of ill repute.

Does any other band represent the second Bush era better than Faith + 1? With such inspiring songs as "I've been thinkin bout you, Jesus", "The body of Christ", "I can't live without you, Jesus", and "Don't you ever leave me, Jesus" there's something in their songs for every one. And family friendly? You better believe Faith + 1 is family friendly! I mean, what could be more family friendly than an interracial Christan rock boy band??!!??!!

Members of Faith + 1 from left to right: Leopold Stotch, Eric Cartman, and Token

Shamelessly linked at the Traffic Jam....because WWJD?

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1 Might I suggest Faith + 1? HAHAHAHAHAH! I've had that one song stuck in my head since I heard the news.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at January 12, 2005 04:03 PM (yZMsp)

2 He's named like my name ...

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at January 12, 2005 04:06 PM (r4QA1)

3 "You're trembling Jesus, baby ..." God that's funny.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at January 12, 2005 04:08 PM (yZMsp)

4 "Never been so enticed, Lord Almighty I wish I could have the body of Christ..."

Posted by: Rusty at January 12, 2005 05:08 PM (JQjhA)

5 What ever happened to good old fashioned Death Metal?

Posted by: Jeffrey at January 12, 2005 07:53 PM (eidub)

6 You are *out* of your mind. LOL

Posted by: Juliette at January 12, 2005 08:39 PM (Jn7q4)

7 Michael Collins: Boys, in recognition for over one million records sold, the Christian Recording Industry is please to present you with this Myrrh album. [presents the album plaque to Cartman. The crowd cheers] Cartman: [takes the album] Thank you very uh- wah? Myrrh album? Stan: I thought albums win either gold or platinum. Michael Collins: No no, in Christian rock, our albums go gold and frankincense and myrrh. Congratulations! ... And the absolute best part of that episode: ... Butters: Eric, I-I'm pretty sure you shouldn't say the F-word about-uh... Jesus.

Posted by: Mark J at January 13, 2005 01:25 AM (ykFk5)

8 Mark--dude, you're right....that was the best line!

Posted by: Rusty at January 13, 2005 08:09 AM (JQjhA)

9 Is this one of the joke posts? Cindy

Posted by: firstbrokenangel at January 13, 2005 09:32 AM (D39Vm)

10 There should be some poll somewhere that can be bombed with this revalation ... march forth troops.

Posted by: Salamander at January 13, 2005 12:07 PM (F26eZ)

11 Cartman: OH F(BEEP)K JESUS!

Posted by: Eric cartman at January 27, 2005 11:00 AM (GhyEz)

12 What if Butters' parents where their and hear cartman say the F-word about jesus?

Posted by: Stan marsh at January 27, 2005 11:04 AM (GhyEz)

13 Cartman want the platinum album so bad, that he wants 10 bucks. After Cartman gets kick off the band, he Rushes to Butters' house, then Token's Manison. That was funny. Cartman needs to calm down. he should take some time. take a easy.

Posted by: Clyde goodman at January 27, 2005 11:10 AM (GhyEz)

14 [Cartman runs up to Butters' house, pounds hard on the door, Butters answers.] Butters: oh, hi Eric. Cartman: Butters, get your drum set and meet me at my house, hurry Butters, (rushes off) Butters: (sees cartman run off) ohhh...

Posted by: Stan marsh at January 27, 2005 11:20 AM (GhyEz)

15 Cartman: You godam asshole

Posted by: Stan marsh at January 27, 2005 11:25 AM (GhyEz)

16 Cartman: You godam asshole!

Posted by: Stan marsh at January 27, 2005 11:25 AM (GhyEz)

17 [Token's Manison, Cartman runs up to the Door, Cartman pounds on the door, Token Answers] Cartman: Token, get your bass guiter and meet me at my house. Token: What?! we don't have a bass Guiter. Cartman: because your Family Black! the Bass guiter gotta be around in your house somewhere! [rushes off] Token: What a asshole. [shuts the door in front of him]

Posted by: Stan marsh at January 28, 2005 05:03 PM (RWVCv)

18 Cartman: You godam asshole!

Posted by: Stan marsh at January 28, 2005 05:04 PM (RWVCv)

19 Token: Butters' mom is a bitch. Cartman: Good one Token. [Token has enough of that, he Pouches Cartman three times, Token walks away, Butters farts on Cartman's head, flips him off] Butters: F(beep)k you Eric. [walks off]

Posted by: Stan marsh at January 28, 2005 05:10 PM (RWVCv)

20 that was not cool God Bless and hope you all find the real God who can destroy the earth in one whisper.

Posted by: heyBuddy at May 19, 2005 10:23 PM (U05Qe)

21 that was some shit out there keep it up

Posted by: tylrer at June 30, 2005 08:10 AM (a4u17)

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