Busy morning. How about some 'yo mama' jokes to fill the space? Ok, I'll start:
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Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think she's the school bus.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 20, 2005 08:32 AM (x+5JB)
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Yo Mama so stupid, She thinks Greg is Smart.
Posted by: Ob Snooks at April 20, 2005 08:35 AM (yBHNA)
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Posted by: filthy allah at April 20, 2005 08:36 AM (yBHNA)
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"Your mamma's so ugly, I sincerely hope that she is brought to trial."
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 20, 2005 08:39 AM (x+5JB)
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Posted by: THis My Lyfe at April 20, 2005 09:09 AM (xdHNZ)
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 20, 2005 09:10 AM (fufbw)
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Yo mama was so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped her face!
Posted by: Laura at April 20, 2005 09:10 AM (L3PPO)
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Posted by: IraQ at April 20, 2005 09:11 AM (xdHNZ)
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Okay, some real ones:
Yo Momma so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 20, 2005 09:12 AM (x+5JB)
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Posted by: IraQ at April 20, 2005 09:13 AM (xdHNZ)
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Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects
Posted by: IraQ at April 20, 2005 09:15 AM (xdHNZ)
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Yo Mamma's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water
Posted by: Dave at April 20, 2005 09:31 AM (WICUl)
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Yo Mama's so fat, the sign on the restaurant says "Capacity:350 or Yo Mama"
Posted by: Darkwolf at April 20, 2005 09:47 AM (DbxbR)
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Posted by: Howie at April 20, 2005 10:39 AM (D3+20)
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Yo mama so stupid she answered f on a scantron test.
Sorry. I'm giving a test right now and that's all I could think of.
Posted by: Rusty at April 20, 2005 10:41 AM (JQjhA)
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Your momma is so fat, she has her own zip code.
Your momma so ugly, she scares the shit out of the toilet.
Posted by: Mr. K at April 20, 2005 10:52 AM (j86Bg)
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Yo Momma's so dumb if her brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's motorcycle half way around the inside of a fruit loop.
Posted by: howie at April 20, 2005 11:21 AM (D3+20)
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Yo Momma so ugly they think she from Finland!
Posted by: Brad at April 20, 2005 11:34 AM (jQX3P)
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Yo momma's so fat, she got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Posted by: Plato at April 20, 2005 11:51 AM (DfYYv)
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Yo mama is sooo ugly...I would rather look at Greg
Posted by: mike at April 20, 2005 12:36 PM (nyxv/)
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mr. k that toilet joke was funny
Posted by: IraQ at April 20, 2005 01:13 PM (xdHNZ)
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Yo momma's so dumb that she forgot the number for '911'.
Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 20, 2005 01:14 PM (Wsn+K)
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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Posted by: IraQ at April 20, 2005 01:16 PM (xdHNZ)
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Yo mamas so ugly she could be president of Finland.
AFINN: Just couldn't help it. The devil made me do it. And Brad.
Posted by: greyrooster at April 20, 2005 01:27 PM (aq8Ok)
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Yo momma's so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.
Yo momma's so fat, when she haul's ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions.
Posted by: Venom at April 20, 2005 01:54 PM (dbxVM)
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Yo mama has soooo much cheese between her legs she is known as the Island of Wisconsin!!!
Posted by: mike at April 20, 2005 01:57 PM (nyxv/)
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Your momma's so fat, when she walks her ass looks like two pigs fightin' over a milk dud.
Posted by: steven baber at April 20, 2005 04:14 PM (FogDg)
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Venom wins. Even if it takes two hours for his liberal ass to watch 60 minutes.
Posted by: greyrooster at April 20, 2005 06:57 PM (aq8Ok)
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 21, 2005 03:25 AM (FV4oJ)
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Actually, I'm not a liberal. You know, it is possible for a true conservative like myself to be against neoconservatism and not be a liberal at the same time.
Oh, and keeping with the thread's topic:
Yo momma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
Yo momma's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Posted by: Venom at April 21, 2005 09:51 AM (dbxVM)
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Yo momma's so ugly you hafta tie a tbone steak around her neck to get the family dog to play with her.
Posted by: sue at April 21, 2005 11:58 AM (c15zJ)
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Yo mamma's so fat that her man has to roll her in 10 pounds of flour and look for a wet spot just to have sex.
Posted by: scarlet at April 21, 2005 04:31 PM (ifb6d)
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Yo momma's so stupid people think she's the president of the USA
Posted by: osama at July 02, 2005 05:04 AM (mEMLK)
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