of British men found that they thought about having sex 20 times daily. Unfortunately, the same survey found that they had sex approximately once a week. So, there are 140 simulations for every actual performance. With so many rehearsals, one would imagine that each performance is a classic.
On the other hand, the survey found women thinking of having sex a mere six times daily, 42 times per week. Nevertheless, they are twice as busy as men in actual performance, with two actual love-making sessions per week.
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Assuming essentially equal numbers of men and women in Britain, how in the world can men average having sex once a week while the women average twice a week?
1) Different definitions of "having sex".
2)
Average leaves room for lots of variation, including some guys with more than one partner and some with none.
3) They're all lying.
Posted by: Robert Crawford at October 12, 2005 07:07 AM (1j9aH)
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It's statistically impossible. Yes, some women will have 2 or more sexual encounters per week, and some women fewer. But unless British chics are all dykes, the average of the group will always be the same for that of men.
Posted by: Carlos at October 12, 2005 07:36 AM (8e/V4)
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at October 12, 2005 08:05 AM (JQjhA)
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They think about it 20 times a day? That hardly leaves much time for actually doing it. Maybe that's where the problem is.
Posted by: Oyster at October 12, 2005 08:22 AM (fl6E1)
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Rusty beat me to it... lots of good gay in England.
On a related note, I am moving to England. With a camera.
Posted by: Wine-aholic at October 12, 2005 10:13 AM (Wsn+K)
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No, it means a few guys are getting the majority of the action.
Posted by: slickdpdx at October 12, 2005 11:05 AM (MjGRu)
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>>>No, it means a few guys are getting the majority of the action.
Then that would assume that the survey only interviewed the women giving the action, and the men not getting the action.
Posted by: Carlos at October 12, 2005 02:16 PM (8e/V4)
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Define sex. This could all be a form of British Solitaire.
Posted by: hondo at October 12, 2005 04:18 PM (/jH/1)
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You know, when I was in college, we had a euphemism for sex so we could talk about without people knowing what we were talking about. We called it "brushing our teeth."
Yeah, I can believe the survey.
Posted by: Bohemian at October 12, 2005 07:59 PM (z7WO1)
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It's obvious what is going on here ... desperate housewives!
Simple logic ... If the men perform once per week so do the ladies with them. We will call the men (M) and the women (W).
Men = 1 time per week / Women = 2 times per week
M2=W
BUT ...
then if 50% of those ladies swing both ways and meet up with each other (they can't be alone so there's another one there)another day that week ...
L=(W/2)2
The 2's cancel each other out so you have ...
L=W
Add that to the original ...
M2=W+L
We know that L=W so you have ...
M2=W2
The 2's again cancel each other out and you have ...
M=W
This proves that the men and women are doing it exactly the same ... WITH EACH OTHER ... The additional sex the women have is with each other ...
England ... where cigarettes are "f a g s"
If your brain hurts ... go have a f a g
Posted by: Jonathan at October 12, 2005 08:30 PM (3ir/I)
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Nah...it's quite simple:
The guys exaggerate and the women do the opposite. It's the same thing with American sex studies...men end up claiming to have had twice as many sex partners as women and you know they aren't all having butt-sex like Gayrooster.
Posted by: osamabinhiding at October 14, 2005 04:17 PM (1JC96)
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