November 10, 2004

For Some, Not So Good

by Demosophist

The following post by a friend from the UK helped me cope with the fact that there are people at the BBC who've apparently taken the liberty of producing a three part series promoting the idea that Totalitarianism 3.x is just (to use a phrase from Ebeneezer Scrooge): "a piece of over-ripe potato." My friend's post proves that some Englishmen haven't bothered to master the dexterity that must be required to poke their heads up their @$$es without wrinkling their ears: more...

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November 06, 2004

Kenny Revealed

by Demosophist

Kenny Revealed Kenny Floating

He'll be baaack.

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October 25, 2004

Muslims Massacre 'Zionist' Pigs--literally

This is just too funny to go unnoticed. AP via Robert Spencer:

Muslims armed with machetes attacked several pig farms in Indonesia, slaughtering around 20 swine they claimed were giving of "offensive" odors, The Jakarta Post reported Thursday.

Police did nothing to stop the attack Wednesday in South Tatura, central Sulawesi province, the paper reported. The farms belonged to local Christians.

"The farms give out a bad odor and this is offensive, especially during Ramadan," said local Muslim leader Abdul Haris, referring to the Islamic fasting month where religious feelings often run high.

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October 19, 2004

Paris Hilton Endorses Kerry

Gordito the Cranky Neocon is just funny.

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October 06, 2004

Asian Athlete Marries Hot Supermodel

Golf legend Tiger Woods, America's most famous Asian athlete, marries Swedish supermodel Elin Nordegren in Barbados. News here. Images and pictures of Elin Nordegren here.

I think Tiger must have just got through reading this book.

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September 06, 2004

China Cracks Down on Porn

Ok, I'm not a big fan of porn but if liberty means anything it is that one ought to be able to choose, even when such choices are wrong. Morality is meaningless without the option of choosing the bad. Anyway, now I know why the Dalai Lama is so pissed about Chinese oppression. I mean, what else are a bunch of celibates going to do for fun? From Xinhuanet:

Those who are engaged in the profit-oriented production and dissemination of pornographic materials through the Internet, mobile communication terminals and"phone-sex" services in China are subject to punishment as severe as life imprisonment, according to the latest legal interpretations. more...

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August 31, 2004

Jessica Cutler, Butt Ugly

The thing about Jessica Cutler posing nude in Playboy is, well, she's just not that attractive. In fact she's butt ugly. Don't they have, like, airbrushes or something to fix that? Ok, no more Washingtonienne posts. I promise...er, at least not until the Hustler pictoral, cause, well, you know.....

[My eyes!! They burn!!! Damn you Kevin for the link]

UPDATE: Yikes!! What some people will do for hits. (NSFW--I'd also recommend not looking, ever. Seriously)

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August 27, 2004

Vote Norm Coleman!!

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Mrs. Norm Coleman (R-MN)
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August 21, 2004

Congrats to Simon!!

Blog buddy and Imperial Undersecretary of Asian Affairs (Hong Kong Bureau), Simon, has had a new baby!! Congratulations!!

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August 09, 2004

When Women Were Women

Decadent capitalist Dean Esmay has been having quite a bit of fun over a report by the Instapundit on the merits of porn.

After careful examination of the pics Dean linked to I can definitely say that none of them can even compare to the beauty of Fay Wray. Alas, the world will be a lesser place in her absence. Via Jeff Quinton, I learned of her demise. Unlike Dean's, my tribute is safe for work. *sigh* I long for the days when women were women and apes were a thinly veiled metaphor for the lustful nature of men.

Fay Wray 1907-2004. RIP. more...

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Planned Parenthood Superhero: 'Choice Chick'

I have a feeling she won't make the cut down at the Hall of Super-Best Friends. This is too funny to even comment on. However, notice that she wears glasses while in her superhero uniform--the exact opposite of those symbols of patriarchal oppression Superman and Spiderman, who wear glasses to conceal their true identities.

PS: Just when we thought PP couldn't get any sillier.....

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July 27, 2004

Is Massachussettes More Liberal Than France?

Gay Marriage + France + Lawyers.....Hillarity ensues. BBC NEWS (Via No Pasaran).

France's first gay marriage, which was conducted last month by a local mayor, has been annulled by a court. The tribunal in Bordeaux declared the marriage of Stephane Chapin and Bertrand Charpentier "null and void".
Am I ashamed that courts in France are more responsible than courts in the US at correctly interpreting fundamental law? Yes.

So where will all those America haters go now that France has joined the 'right-wing' at upholding the traditional definition of marriage?

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July 26, 2004

Senator Amidala: Traitor Revealed at Last

Via Michelle Malkin.

Do I even have to say it? Yes. Told you so!! more...

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July 20, 2004

Rusty Shackleford 3.0

Dr. Rusty Shackleford and Mrs. Nancy Shackleford announce the release of the latest version of their software, RS v. 3.0.

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