Terri Hatcher Uses Sex Toys, Needs Gigilo

Terri Hatcher reveals that she uses sex toys and has contemplated hiring a giglo. Let me introduce myself:Rusty Shackleford, male prostitute.

Via Interested Participant who says what we're all thinking, this from Daily Record:

The star, who has just turned 40, confessed she is often too busy to date and has to rely on sex toys.

And in a frank interview, she said she has given serious thought to paying a gigolo.

Teri said: "You know, I once thought of what it would be like to hire a male hooker."

Am I the only one who's prurient interests are piqued by a sentence that contains Terri Hatcher and sex toys in it? If I am, you probably don't want to read on and view the photos. All images clickable. Er, and by clickable, I mean if you click them you'll get a bigger pop-up.

Ok, when I heard sex toy I had something else in mind. This goes a long way in explaining my wife's insistence on a new dryer.

Ms. Hatcher, please refrain from calling me that. We've already settled what I am now we're just negotiating how much.

I insist, this one is on the house.

No thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben, baby.

Stay in? But you're all dressed up to go out? I'm not a piece of meat. I have feelings you know.

Look, $500 is the absolute lowest I'll go. I know you're a regular customer, but I need the money for college tuition.

So how do those real and fabulous ones keep so perky with no apparent support?

Ahhh, that explains a lot.

I know you can't get that thang tapped enough, but how much did Jay charge? Cause I'm wiling to give you the repeat customer discount and match his price!

I know you're upset, baby, but let me explain. There will come a day, when youth will pass away. What will they say about me? When the end comes you'll know I was just a gigilo, life goes on without me.

I quit. Now I can pursue my life long dream of creating a math to unify physics!

UPDATE: Gigilo linked with Joyner's Traffic Jam.

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