a stripper. But
was wise enough to take his digital camera to Governor Pataki's South Street Seaport fundraiser last night. Check out the dishes below. Especially the one on the right. Who says Republicans don't know how to party? That Pataki can swing with the best of them, yah baby!!!
Posted by: 72VIRGINS at April 15, 2005 02:18 PM (dhRpo)
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 15, 2005 02:39 PM (JQjhA)
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No No No they are those big things the sandpeople ride right??
Seriosuly though My cube neighbor asked me that one time and that's how I found my pet Jawa looking for a picture of a jawa for him.
Posted by: mchlhwrd@yahoo.com at April 15, 2005 02:47 PM (D3+20)
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sweet!!! I always wondered where I got new readers from.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 15, 2005 04:47 PM (JQjhA)
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No belly dancers are NOT strippers....being a "belly dancer" and not a "stripper" it was disappointing for me that JAWA considered the two to be equivalent - even in jest.
Posted by: el naar at April 15, 2005 06:24 PM (Ccg+6)
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"No belly dancers are NOT strippers....being a "belly dancer" and not a "stripper" it was disappointing for me that JAWA considered the two to be equivalent - even in jest."
Oh please. Lighten up. Has a new "religion" been offended?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 15, 2005 06:46 PM (frMrc)
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Wait, so belly dancers don't give happy endings? (Just kidding)
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 16, 2005 08:10 PM (JQjhA)
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Looks like it was fun. When I lived on Governor's Island, NY. I used to hang at one of the bars at pier 17. Governor never came when I was there. Mike Tyson once. Back when he was a real fighter. Could walk the 3 blocks to the Ferry. Sometimes, had to take the cab back. Three blocks walking and 40 blocks back by cab. But who cared. Used to think the raghead cabbies were dumb and got losted. Later, found out they weren't so dumb. They knew what they were doing the entire time.
Once took a cab from Kennedy Airport to Battery Park. Got to see the Liberty Bell on the way.
Posted by: greyrooster at April 17, 2005 05:04 PM (sqa1t)
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Damn spelling. Hard to spell when seeing double.
Think its easy. Just try walking in the shoes of a man shit faced by 5:00PM.
Boozing all I can. My georgeous wife of 30 years will retire on the 29th of this month. 30 years of proud service to her country as an officer in the United States Coast Guard. Well twenty two as an officer. She is now fifty and time to put her out to pasture as I did at 51 years. Ain't life a bitch. Another $1000.00 per week pension I will have to pay taxes on. Only in America. Greatest thing since sex and Chivas Regal.
Says 12 hours a day with me is enough. Has already accepted another job. Probably right. I couldn't stand me for 24 hours a day either. Thats why I get drunk and pass out 4 hours a day.
God I love this country.
Posted by: greyrooster at April 17, 2005 05:25 PM (sqa1t)
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Uh, Oh. I'm in big trouble now. Someone left a note on my windshield that says he's going to kill me if I don't stop doing his wife.
I'd stop but he didn't sign it.
Posted by: greyrooster at April 17, 2005 05:40 PM (sqa1t)
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Going to Big Bubba's Bar and Grill tonight.
Last time the local constable got pissed at me.
I seen him sitting in his patrol car at the next corner. Left the bar and 11:30 PM. Staggered to 5 different cars before my key would fit. Sat in the drivers seat until 12:00 PM closing time. Everyone else got in their cars and left, so I cranked up and drove to the corner where he stopped me. The jerk gave me a sobriety test which came back 0.0. Told him I was the designated decoy. Ever seen a red neck with a red face? Better be careful tonite. Not my turn.
Posted by: greyrooster at April 17, 2005 05:51 PM (sqa1t)
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LOL. If all Americans were like you Rooster, America would be the shitiest country in the world.
Posted by: Anwar at April 17, 2005 06:14 PM (9iPOQ)
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Since it is by far the best country in the world, therein is proof that all Americans are not like me. Ah! But many do wish they were like me. May your camel dung brains freeze tonight.
I nconsiderate
S adistic
L echerous
A nal
M onkeys
Safe sex to a muslim means locking the car door.
Anwar applied for a job in Canada. Under education he wrote "hooked on phonics".
Under emergency he put 911.
Don't know why, he couldn't find 11 on the dial.
Posted by: greyrooster at April 18, 2005 04:21 PM (OJsiJ)
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Can't believe you people didn't get my liberty bell joke.
Posted by: greyrooster at April 19, 2005 05:57 AM (K/qjk)
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