May 11, 2005

Kylie Minogue Making Out With Gerri Halliwell

Midafternoon break. Both of my readers basically know my philosophy about people who have caught the gay.* But to recap, there are two broad categories of the gay. There's the good gay and there's the bad gay.

First, an example of the bad gay.

Barney Frank grabbing Mike Evans' ass at last weekend's Equality Forum in Philedelphia = bad gay.

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On the other hand, Gerri Halliwell making out with Kylie Minogue = good gay.** kylie_minogue_kissing_gerri_halliwell_1.jpg

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See the difference? So, if you're going to catch the gay, make sure it's the good kind.

Photo of Barney Frank grabbing Mike Evans' ass courtesy of The Washington Blade with a big hat tip to Rob at Say Anything and Evil White Guy.

The good gay video of Kylie Minogue and Gerri Halliwell making out can be downloaded here. Big hat tip to Ghost of a Flea's prurient interests and Jeff at Beautiful Attrocities who despite having a broken good and bad gaydar scope managed to find the original story.

*Always remember to put a the in front of gay. Trust me, it's funnier that way.

**Another good example of the good gay would be Sondra K making out with, say, Ann Coulter.

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1 How should we classify Filthy's unnatural love of Scott Baio and Don Knotts?

Posted by: Ob Snooks at May 11, 2005 01:30 PM (yBHNA)

2 Not a pretty picture, especially considering he pays prostitutes for sex, and pimped out his flat to gay gigolos. In late 1985, Gobie says, he began to use Frank's apartment and two other locations for prostitution. Frank knew about the prostitution all along, but it was never explicitly discussed, Gobie says. "He knew exactly what I was doing," Gobie said. "It was pretty obvious. If he had to come home early {from work}, he would call home to be sure the coast was clear . . . . He was living vicariously through me. He said it was kind of a thrill, and if he had been 20 years younger he might be doing the same thing." http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/longterm/tours/scandal/gobie2.htm

Posted by: Carlos at May 11, 2005 01:35 PM (8e/V4)

3 Seeing George W. Bush shaking his ass like a little girl on the dance floor in Georgia the other night while I was eating dinner =BAD GAY

Posted by: greg at May 11, 2005 01:37 PM (/+dAV)

4 Who the heck needed the explanation between "good gay" and "bad gay"? I thought that was one of those unspoken rules?

Posted by: Editor at May 11, 2005 02:25 PM (adpJH)

5 To be fair, shaking ones ass is more an asexual act than a sexual one, unless you are an attractive woman. I really don't think that it falls into the category of the gay. However, if Bush did catch the gay, I'm sure Billy boy would classify him as the self loathing type.

Posted by: Defense Guy at May 11, 2005 02:28 PM (jPCiN)

6 Nothing wrong with being a little bit gay, like greg. However, My love of Scott Baio is pure and artistic and not a sexual love. wink wink

Posted by: Filthy Allah at May 11, 2005 03:02 PM (yBHNA)

7 Men.

Posted by: Attila Girl at May 11, 2005 03:36 PM (FAdyB)

8 Heeeelllll Yeeaaah! It's good to be one, darling.

Posted by: Editor at May 11, 2005 04:16 PM (adpJH)

9 So, you know SondraK might read this and fully kick our asses right? Also, I think she should make out with Condi. Oh yeah. In fact, I think we could get Team America versions of SondraK and Condi to make hot puppet... ok, stop that thought right there.

Posted by: Flea at May 11, 2005 08:00 PM (w+clR)

10 What Attila Girl said.

Posted by: Darleen at May 11, 2005 08:03 PM (FgfaV)

11 Greg, dude, what were you doing looking at his ass? Dude...

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 11, 2005 08:17 PM (0yYS2)

12 human beings.

Posted by: Carlos at May 11, 2005 09:17 PM (8e/V4)

13 Ewwww....I gotta remember to cover my eyes next time!

Posted by: Merri at May 11, 2005 11:13 PM (lK7Sh)

14 In my opinion (yes, no-one wants to know it, but still, I write my perhaps sexist, intolerant, small-minded, absurd comment anyway) the only places where a massinfection of gay (a mental illness of searching pleasure from ones of same gender, caused by either getting a twisted view of the other gender only wanting to do harm, or living in a society that idolizes the other gender while ignoring the other) could be a good thing, are the countries with rapid, uncontrollable population growth. In the western world, man should only be the entering one, never the receiving end, so only straight men and bi/straight women should be allowed to exist in the advanced societies of the west. (not meant to sound "Kill people who are different to maintain purity of the people!" Suggesting making the just-gay ones migrate to areas where they don't negatively influence children in countries of low birth rates with their way of life. So send 'em all to influence developing countries, so poor people stop overpopulating the world) Ok... now I'm outta here for a while until the dust settles/ban expires.

Posted by: A Finn at May 12, 2005 05:06 AM (cWMi4)

15 Question: If Tom Delay caught The Gay, opened a brothel for young men and grabbed a male ass or two would the MSM start being nice to him?

Posted by: Brad at May 12, 2005 09:52 AM (pO1tP)

16 Dude, you've caught the Ace disease! Those pics are old! Not that they aren't worth another look...

Posted by: Drew at May 12, 2005 12:09 PM (Ml8z/)

17 tom delay? "the gay" ? What an ocean of diherrea this page is

Posted by: Frost at May 17, 2005 11:48 AM (ppjEg)

18 come on kylie would never shes like my idol as if she hates gerii

Posted by: kitty at October 25, 2005 04:50 AM (EDHE+)

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