Close on the heel of our our popular Star Wars Geeks We'd Love to Date post, Flea informs us of a short film featuring the hot babes of Comic Con 2005. Sure they're Canadian, and yes they can't be compared to the hotties at Springfield's twice monthly Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, and I'm betting that they're mostly paid models, but they are babes and they are at a geekfest--the two things we are uniquely qualified to speak on. Images from the video below.

WARNING: While the images are not offensive, they may cause extreme embarrassment and blushing as you slowly shake your head and think, "I can't believe that hot nerd actually wore that." How much are the geeks paying this Padme look alike? Not enough, I bet.

So, I'm wondering if the Star Trek convention ever gets this kind of MILF cleavage? I bet Phin or Basil would know.....

Tank Girl gets felt up in good gay action. I hope the chick who is hosting this video gets an A in whatever undergrad film project this is a part of. Seriously, this is degrading. Not because she has to feel up a chick, but because she has to feel up a chick dressed as Tank Girl!

Ok, this chick seems pretty cute, but come on--you're trying to dress up like a character made famous by Angelina Jolie! I knew Laura Croft. Laura Croft was a friend of mine. You're no Laura Croft.

I have no idea who these chicks were trying to be. Frankly, who cares? I only wish I could have seen the confused looks on all of the geeks' faces. You know, the untouchable objects of their desires times two: cheerleaders who also happen to be fictional comic book chicks.

This is just sad on so many levels. What is an attractive girl like this doing dressed up like that? And did nobody tell her that walking like an Egyptian was never cool let alone retro?

Science fiction geek gay. And I mean the good kind of gay--two chicks.

If you've got the time and the bandwidth to burn, I highly recommend the short film.

Posted by: Rusty at 04:13 PM | Comments (23) | Add Comment
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1 So what you're saying is people who look like that get PAID to go to this stuff? Huh. Apparently I could be making a lot more money than I am now.

Posted by: Feisty at August 20, 2005 08:47 PM (HN2eF)

2 Slave Leiea was H-O-T !

Posted by: slickdpdx at August 20, 2005 08:52 PM (6mUkl)

3 For more pictures in high res of this Comic Con visit http://amigacam.net.tc

Posted by: MiRRoRMaN at August 21, 2005 03:14 AM (RrvcC)

4 whoa you people are really geeks. You would get laid more often if you listend to music like U2. I should know cuz my band is the best U2 tribute in the world. Check out our web site and see whats it about.

Posted by: Hollywood Bono at August 21, 2005 04:01 AM (R4pOj)

5 Padme look alike? Ummmm...have you seen Star Wars before? And Boner, no-one that listens to U2 gets laid. Much less the band itself, who has been playing the same chords for 20 years...

Posted by: The Hollywood Blondes at August 21, 2005 05:13 AM (vJJ7n)

6 The girl who's in the first shots is Christy, she does quite a few conventions, and doesn't get paid, sadly... She should How do I know? Went to High School with her, not a best friend, but a friend... Also, Not Canadian...

Posted by: The_Scribe at August 21, 2005 05:45 AM (1iL55)

7 How 'bout a little beefcake for us girls? You sexist pigs ;-)

Posted by: Hollywood Oyster at August 21, 2005 07:21 AM (YudAC)

8 That one Asian chick is cute... The other ones can wear paper bags. Nobody wants a piece of that.

Posted by: madmagickdotnet at August 21, 2005 08:59 AM (MFniu)

9 I think you meant you know Lara Croft. Evidently you don't, though.

Posted by: Blah Blah Blah at August 21, 2005 10:09 AM (5aSAF)

10 Welp folks, tis true the Comicon hotties are indeed some fine eye candy, but that doesn't hold an oz of water next to the Booth Babes of E3. next year, gecth'yer credentials, get in, be amazed.

Posted by: SpongeaBob at August 21, 2005 10:50 AM (DPMy7)

11 Hi Rusty. Some of those pics have been hotlinked by Fark, and it's chewing up quite a bit of bandwidth. It will probably die down in a couple of hours, though, and it's doing wonders for your sitemeter. Not a problem if it's levelled off by morning, just thought you should know.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 21, 2005 11:14 AM (ymzzr)

12 Christy's a plain jane. Any bag of antlers would look 'hot' in that get up. It's the outfit that's sexy, not the woman.

Posted by: notamisandrist at August 21, 2005 12:03 PM (+c5dB)

13 The hot Catwoman is part of the Gotham Public Works crew....Check out their Harley Quinn YOWZA! www.gothampublicworks.com

Posted by: That Girl at August 21, 2005 02:50 PM (Rqvu1)

14 http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2676039 Here's a link to a film that features some of these ladies.

Posted by: Crocodile at August 21, 2005 03:30 PM (GZWEX)

15 The Hollywood Blondes The outfit is tre Leia... I'd say "Padme look alike" is quite accurate, though, if you actually look at her face. *shrugs*

Posted by: Daniel Ross at August 21, 2005 04:51 PM (ngGvz)

16 Dr. S-- Please forgive me if you are either familiar with this site, or if someone has sent it to you before, but I trust that you are well aware of the INTERNET gem Leia's Slave Bikini website? http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/buy.html Cheers, Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at August 21, 2005 11:05 PM (mrpxK)

17 Speaking of pedantic twats, The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration has been publishing a series called "The Secret Files of Jimmy Olsen." Everyone's favorite super pal has been sharing his decades of photos and stories about his life with the supers: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Jim manages to post a new entry each week, so check back for more. Enjoy... The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration Nobody bother me either.

Posted by: Editor, The J.E.I. at August 22, 2005 08:12 AM (cf5qF)

18 Indeed Scribe, she should be paid. Regardless, she is a great friend and still cute, even without the costume on.

Posted by: DarkHorse768 at August 22, 2005 03:32 PM (6RXeb)

19 fuck you all

Posted by: r at August 22, 2005 03:49 PM (y0fHE)

20 "Science fiction geek gay. And I mean the good kind of gay--two chicks." i'm a fag, and a guy, and I appreciate your wonderful comment... girl + girl = good, guy + guy = bad! you're a boon to mankind.

Posted by: evan at August 22, 2005 09:46 PM (QSYRo)

21 Sy Snoodles could belt out a song and oola was a great dancer

Posted by: sandpiper at August 23, 2005 08:03 PM (Suq7y)

22 I'm surprised no-one's pointed out yet that Ms Croft's first name isn't Laura.

Posted by: Gem at August 28, 2005 04:28 AM (V2Vhv)

23 Who's the asshole saying he's me. He must be from one of the many shitty U2 tributes who's jealous of me as I am the best, but that's besides tha point. I would never write something so stupid. People who know me know I don't talk like that, (the childish getting laid comment). Piss on ya! P.S. You'll never sing as good as me so get over it. Whoever maintains this site, would you please take the post down. I'm gonna keep writing shit about this asshole til it's down.

Posted by: Hollywood Bono at August 31, 2005 03:10 AM (B6Gay)

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