March 21, 2005

Girl-on-Girl Makeout Is To Attract Men

Because females outnumber males on college campuses, coeds realize some difficulty in getting noticed by men. To do so, some women get attention by resorting to making out in front of men at parties and on the dance floor.

"A lot of girls do it to get men going," said Jenny Sabella, 21, a junior at Columbia. "They'll be at a party and be drunk and start making out with another girl to get noticed."

This nugget of male-female interplay is according to a report in the Chicago Sun-Times by Lori Rackl and Andrew Herrmann. In all candor, I've always thought that women team up with women because they get the hots for each other. Now I'm led to believe that women hit on women for the benefit of getting noticed by men. Pretty shrewd, eh?

"It works, too," said Columbia senior Andrew Greiner, 26.

You know what this means? The prevalence of lesbians in society may be reported higher than it actually is because some women pretend to like women just to attract men.

Companion post at Interested-Participant.

UPDATE: Photo commentary by Rusty

Posted by: Mike Pechar at 11:00 AM | Comments (12) | Add Comment
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1 What, no pics!?!?!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 21, 2005 11:20 AM (JQjhA)

2 That's hott.

Posted by: Wine-aholic at March 21, 2005 11:51 AM (Wsn+K)

3 Feminists will not be happy about this. Lesbians will not be happy about this. Feminist lesbians will REALLY not be happy about this.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at March 21, 2005 12:04 PM (x+5JB)

4 Now this is really going over the line. Really. Men don't care about this stuff, it's all just a, uh, you know an over, um, uh. Over-blown! Yeah. It's all just overblow...Wow. They're really into each other, huh? No! No! Real men don't need to be stimulated by overt sexuality between to females. Two women, really. To REAL women, I'd say. Two real HOT women at that!! There really is something to..No! NO! I will NOT give in to the stereo-type of men enjoying the pleasure of two women. I will NOT! You can't make me, you can't MAKE me... Dan

Posted by: Dan Patterson at March 21, 2005 01:42 PM (nhmvs)

5 Men, of course, can't apply the same tactic, since the typical woman's response to the sight of two men making out is to ask them for decorating advice.

Posted by: Brian B at March 21, 2005 03:57 PM (CouWh)

6 Is it my imagination, or does R2D2 not seem as interested as the other two?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at March 21, 2005 04:15 PM (/CbaP)

7 Lesbian feminists are responding to this epidemic by making out with men to get attention in gay clubs. I swear. If you have to stoop this low to get attention might as well just flash a boob and get it over with. It's pretty much the same effect.

Posted by: Wittysexkitten at March 21, 2005 06:45 PM (4mnmQ)

8 They do WittysexKitten, it's called mardi gras and spring break.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at March 21, 2005 10:33 PM (dY60e)

9 I think this is the link Rusty had in mind when he made this post... http://www.kissforthecamera.com/ n-joy.

Posted by: Venom at March 22, 2005 10:46 AM (dbxVM)

10 if a guy gets attracted by this, then he is very very hot. just interested in sex not in the individual.i would never do it its disgusting.

Posted by: daniela at July 07, 2005 01:09 PM (P/kBa)

11 i love girl from 19/20 pls i am seeking for a girl

Posted by: efe at August 15, 2005 10:17 AM (ln/lq)

12 Dan, err um are u gay. Yes yes YES i think so. HRm lets think real hard...... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... 2 chicks making out, or doing anything sexually to each other is hot. BTW who cares what the lesbo's think we dont listen to them anyways. SOme helpful info for u Dan, Get out of your parents basement, go to a bar, get out of the basement u need the sun. I win Ub3r l33t H4XR pwns a gay guy once again

Posted by: Lolocopter at November 07, 2005 02:10 AM (yIN69)

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