April 01, 2005

Calling all Hot Women of the LORD!!!

speak_in_tongues.jpgBecause its Friday......(hat tip: Flea)

Date to Save:

Not only can we date cute guys (as only hot Christian girls could do), but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get saved them from the burning fires of Hell. I've outlined a few tips to help you get a date off to the right start, step-by-step. Jesus saves through hooking up with cute heathen guys!

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1 10. After you dump him... Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.

Posted by: Carlos at April 01, 2005 11:47 AM (8e/V4)

2 I can see where this might backfire, with guys PRETENDING to be heathens in order to get "saved." Hmmm.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 01, 2005 12:12 PM (x+5JB)

3 This has got to be an April Fool's Day joke. --|PW|--

Posted by: pennywit at April 01, 2005 12:18 PM (hP1oJ)

4 Hmmmmmm Thanks a lot Bourbon.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 01, 2005 04:34 PM (CBNGy)

5 4. If he asks to pay for dinner... Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe! Fine, YOU pay for dinner. I'm glad I'm Jewish.

Posted by: electronicIDF at April 01, 2005 04:58 PM (MBd2J)

6 "Missionary dating" as we called it is always a bad idea. You already know something that you don't agree on, which used to be one of the three things not to bring up in polite company. It's probably all downhill from there. For example, Bridget and Bernie broke up decades ago, and I know I haven't gotten over it yet.

Posted by: tee bee at April 01, 2005 05:41 PM (q1JHF)

7 Bushianism is not Christianity

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 01, 2005 06:50 PM (fufbw)

8 Who is Bridget and Bernie and why do we care? Bushianism is not Christianity Silly Collin; Tricks are for kids.

Posted by: electronicIDF at April 01, 2005 08:04 PM (MBd2J)

9 Colon Babler hasn't grown up yet.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 01, 2005 09:40 PM (CBNGy)

10 Greyrooster: Didn't mean to let the cat out of the bag!

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 02, 2005 10:46 AM (h4G3i)

11 MEOW!

Posted by: greyrooster at April 05, 2005 06:28 PM (CBNGy)

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