In an ongoing series of posts designed to support anti-dhimmitude as well as give concrete examples of 'good gay', The Jawa Report presents the following from 'good gay' goddess Angelina Jolie via the Imperial Minister of Pop Culture studies Ghost of a Flea. Warning: Extremely PG-13 material follows. Ever want to know how to please a woman? Angelina Jolie has the answer, and it's not good news for us guys. In order to please a woman you have to be a woman. Sky News:

Hollywood beauty Angelina Jolie has boasted that she is an expert in lesbian sex.

Tomb Raider star Angelina, who is bisexual, says she knows what women like.

She told OK! magazine: "I absolutely love women and find them incredibly sexy.

"I have loved women in the past and slept with them.

"I think if you love and want to pleasure a woman, particularly if you are a woman yourself, then certainly you know how to do things a certain way."....

"I have these great friends who cross over to be lovers and there's no reason why there can't be more than one."

"Brad is a married man. I wouldn't sleep with a married man. I have enough lovers. I don't need Brad," she said.

UPDATE: Those link whores the LLama Butchers (who learned the fine art of link-a-whoring from the now-back-to-a-whoring Commissar)make me reexamine this post by Bill at INDC (who he got from Florida Cracker), which I somehow missed because of the truncation done by Bloglines, where he notices that the DUers are all up in arms about dKos running that one blogad that every one is getting (except me) of the hot-lesbo-Gilligans-Island pie fight girls. Now, is it just me or does it seem that the left side of the blogosphere really needs to loosen the pucker on their corn-holes? And these are the people in 'the reality based community' who like to call us 'The American Taliban'?!?!

Because if you don't think hot chicks in lesbo action isn't hot (even if you think it's wrong), then you must be gay!

Speaking of link whoring.......

Posted by: Rusty at 11:43 AM | Comments (29) | Add Comment
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1 And why is this subject posted in here? Rusty! Are feeling inadequate!? hehe...Just kidding. I will give my 2 cents: I've had some bisexual or self-professed "lesbian" lovers who taught me a nice thing or two which every straight girl after them has benefited from, so I can't diss them except for the latter being in denial about their silly sexual identity issues. (calling yourself lesbian and fucking a guy repeatedly) Anyway, Angelina isn't even 30, so nuggets of wisdom from her don't mean squat to me. I also can't take anyone seriously if they are keeping vials of blood around their neck and porking Billy Bob Thornton.

Posted by: osamabeenhiding at June 09, 2005 12:01 PM (B9hEP)

2 Dude, it's the THOUGHT of 'good gay' Jolie that inspired the post....not the advice.......

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at June 09, 2005 12:03 PM (JQjhA)

3 You know, just the thought of Jolie, and the subject matter I'm almost not caring what inspired the post!

Posted by: dave at June 09, 2005 12:05 PM (fsJ2z)

4 I'd do her.

Posted by: Oyster at June 09, 2005 12:09 PM (fl6E1)

5 I would not kick her out of my tent.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at June 09, 2005 12:19 PM (yBHNA)

6 "Good Gay" Sounds like a bullshit label to me. Oyster...you better wear 2 condoms and cover the rest of you with saran wrap: She's been around the block so many times that she's practically playing soccer with her labia.

Posted by: osamabeenhiding at June 09, 2005 12:22 PM (B9hEP)

7 Aww, don't pick on Billy Bob! He did it for the nookie! I think he's sorta cute.

Posted by: Princess Kimberley at June 09, 2005 12:56 PM (EhIMT)

8 Princess, I gotta pick on Billy B...he bagged Angelina AND got hot and heavy with Halle. Let a man be jealous! Hehe...

Posted by: osamabeenhiding at June 09, 2005 01:36 PM (B9hEP)

9 Oh sure, you HAD to throw in that scree shot from Gia, di'n't you?! How am I supposed to finish my lunch?

Posted by: Editor at June 09, 2005 01:43 PM (adpJH)

10 so I can't diss them except for the latter being in denial about their silly sexual identity issues. (calling yourself lesbian and fucking a guy repeatedly) If it wasn't for silly sexual identity issues I would never get to have sex with lesbians. I, for one, thank our silly sexual identity overlords.

Posted by: Flea at June 09, 2005 02:19 PM (0rSfc)

11 Jolie deprived us "lesbians trapped in male bodies" from beneficial tips? Selfish bitch.

Posted by: Aaron's cc: at June 09, 2005 02:58 PM (ov6Vw)

12 Flea, I wasn't really complaining. About 5 years ago I had a whole bunch of "lesbian" lovers who were all friends. I was hooking up with all of them and each one was like, "Don't tell anyone" this and that. It was insanely funny that they were so afraid of their lesbian friends finding out we were hooking up, yet ALL the friends were doing it. It was a fun fling, but I had to move on to women that have no guilt about doin' the nasty.

Posted by: osamabeenhiding at June 09, 2005 06:26 PM (B9hEP)

13 Mental picture for you: Angelina Jolie dressed in her Lara Croft outfit, and Elizabeth Hurley in her Satanic cheerleader costumer from Bedazzled. Together. Touching. Each other. Grrrrr...

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at June 09, 2005 08:24 PM (0yYS2)

14 Argh...

Posted by: osamabinchimpin' at June 09, 2005 09:37 PM (B9hEP)

15 Sure, Angelina is hot. But that woman is seriously mass murdering stalker crazy. You remember Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction? Angelina would be like 1000 X crazier. Dead rabbits? Angelina would do your children dead in the pot.

Posted by: SPQR at June 10, 2005 02:37 AM (xauGB)

16 hi ilove angelina joli veuife

Posted by: mezoo at June 30, 2005 02:36 PM (8wds3)

17 I think that thinking of Angelina Jolie and another hott woman together is enough to turn any female at least bi, I mean Angelina is so fine! Who wouldn't want to be with her. Who cares who she's been with. At least you could say she'd been with you!

Posted by: melissa at June 30, 2005 08:57 PM (pO1tP)

18 aj is soooo hot cant get enough aj she can turn a straight woman gay Mmmmmmmm

Posted by: mrg at July 01, 2005 05:22 PM (d2zLn)

19 Angelina is so sexy I want to do her in the worst way. I am straight but she is the only girl I would do it with. She just is so hot she makes me hot and wet. I think she just made me bi. I would do her in a quick minute and anyone who wouldnt is hating or lying

Posted by: jasmine at July 06, 2005 10:03 PM (USugG)

20 o-ea87e36d43c360bc6bdec430a2feb8cd-o Very good work, nice webpage.

Posted by: Lewis Flanders at July 08, 2005 02:55 PM (K/gpw)

21 love 2 lickie with jolie! she has made me think of going bi too! @f she saw my fine 'culo' she would drop Brad fast n furious!

Posted by: susana at July 08, 2005 06:17 PM (DpJL0)

22 love 2 lickie with jolie! she has made me think of going bi too! if she saw my fine 'culo' she would drop Brad fast n furious!

Posted by: susana at July 08, 2005 06:17 PM (DpJL0)

23 i like to have a gift from angelina jolie.

Posted by: ali at July 10, 2005 03:05 AM (JoW9O)

24 you guys are crazy... yer, seriously, use are living inn dreams, none of use actually know angelina... use cant just judge her for what she looks like, think of all the great things she does for those kids and stuff.... dont just judge her for her looks, she has done stupid things liike thinking to commit suicide but who doesnt these days....

Posted by: Tiffany at July 17, 2005 03:38 PM (/vBSN)

25 Um ok Tiff... Let's see here. She thought like that before hand. We all go through hard times in our lives. That was her's. Besides you don't live in the past, and that was the past. She said that since adopting Maddox she has become a different person. I believe that she really has. She has become a better person and nowadays wouldn't think of commiting suicide. So, you really haven't got much to say. Besides, you can't tell me you have never judged a person on looks before, we all have. We all have had those thoughts go through our heads about someone at sometime in our lives.

Posted by: Melissa at July 24, 2005 08:21 PM (M7kiy)

26 I have Angolia, She real bitch. Steals husband of others. she's two faces woman,dangerous, has sucking lips. the more she suck the more it gets bigger. after having sucked Pitt seems like 2 times bigger now. May her got HIV.

Posted by: LittlePle at August 02, 2005 09:41 AM (Ub2HS)

27 I hate Angolia,what she's done is so didgusting. She's real bitch. Steals husband of others. she's two faces woman,dangerous, has sucking lips. the more she suck the more it gets bigger. after having sucked Pitt seems like 2 times bigger now. May her got HIV.

Posted by: LittlePle at August 02, 2005 09:42 AM (Ub2HS)

28 hi i love you. Please send your picher for me tanks for attenshen

Posted by: bahram at September 01, 2005 01:01 PM (WDyE4)

29 ei! wazzup dude?? hows u doing??? Stay cool> jolie..........

Posted by: twink at November 02, 2005 12:13 AM (qe7G2)

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