One hopes that during those fifty-two minutes Zarqawi's Maker was giving him a perfect understanding of his actions, that Zarqawi realized he was experiencing a tiny portion of the suffering he so joyously handed out.
We welcome your suggestions.
1
They used to hang pirates in irons for all to see - not a bad idea, but I suppose to be practical about it and squeeze the utmost value of this animal's death, a video of hogs eating his body should be made and plastered all over the internet. "Porky and the Z Man" now showing in a Special Ops camp near you..........
Posted by: goesh at June 12, 2006 10:30 AM (1w6Ud)
2
Just toss his head on a spike and put it somewhere prominent, with an appropriate messege. Toss the rest out as pigfeed.
I'm not much for knee-jerk emotional reactions, but inspiring a little fear in your enemies never hurt anyone.
Posted by: MiB at June 12, 2006 10:35 AM (RwDCC)
3
1) Cut off his pen-is and stuff it up his @ss.
2) Sew strips of pigskin into his skin giving him a piebald appearance.
3) Hang him from a very tall tree/telephone pole/etc. with a constant feed via a web-cam on a website for the entire internet community to see.
4) Wait until there is *NOTHING* left.
Posted by: Izzy at June 12, 2006 11:18 AM (Lz4EE)
Posted by: JeepThang at June 12, 2006 11:49 AM (0411H)
5
I do believe the Zark saw US soldiers and knew who nailed his ass. That is comforting to me, and I believe not so comforting for the jihadists in Iraq. Very nicely done!
Posted by: jesusland joe at June 12, 2006 12:13 PM (rUyw4)
6
Well, he is going to be buried. Time enough to dig him up and kill him again!
Posted by: Dan at June 12, 2006 12:20 PM (Z2OsI)
7
Sew their bodies in pigskins. That way they can't get their 72 virgins.
Posted by: RayRio at June 12, 2006 12:31 PM (1CTkD)
8
In Baghdad, in a stadium, burn the bastard in a pit, charge admission then take the ashes and dump it in the Euphrates.
For his 16 year old wife and their 18 month old child, allow family to take care of them. For the Prince of AlQaeda Iraq, feed him the fishies.
Posted by: whocares at June 12, 2006 01:12 PM (EFQfG)
9
Dump him like garbage on the outskirts of Bahgdad just like he did his victims.
Posted by: Howie at June 12, 2006 01:15 PM (NdGSM)
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I have been rejoicing that Zarqawi lived long enough and suffered enough to realise the coalition were the ones that killed him. Where's allah now, you prick? has been the theme of the week for me.
Posted by: Jester at June 12, 2006 02:24 PM (TuAMG)
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Bury him upside down, facing the west, wrapped in an Israeli flag, 3 weeks after his death. Include a dead pig, a dead hooker, an ounce of coke, a pound of weed, a handle of Jim Beam, and a large dildo up his ass. I think that should be enough to interfere with admission to the false afterlife.
Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at June 12, 2006 02:51 PM (CtVG6)
12
The pig feed comment is most appropriate, and a well-developed tradition in Deadwood.
Posted by: Alan at June 12, 2006 03:54 PM (qCYc3)
13
I say bury him completely properly according to Islamic tradition, in a well publicized ceremony, thus maintaining the moral high ground, while at the same time allowing anyone less "friendly" an opportunity to show up after the fact and do as they will.
Posted by: j at June 12, 2006 05:33 PM (ssh6o)
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Maybe we can buy tickets for the Phelps family to go picket Z's funeral. Let them get a taste of what kind of society their doctrine will breed.
Posted by: Oyster at June 13, 2006 05:45 AM (YudAC)
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