May 18, 2005

Yet another religion of peace update

Palestinians use Bible as toilet paper


Think Newsweek will want to do a story on this one?


While Muslims have responded with deadly outrage to the now-retracted report by Newsweek of alleged Quran desecration by U.S. interrogators, there was little outcry three years ago when Islamic terrorists holed up in Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity reportedly used the Bible as toilet paper.

Catholic priests in the church marking the spot where Jesus was believed to have been born said that during the five-week siege, Palestinians tore up some Bibles for toilet paper and removed many valuable sacramental objects, according to a May 15, 2002, report by the Washington Times.

Newsweek is under fire for a report in its May 9 edition that sparked protests and rioting across the Muslim world resulting in 17 dead, scores injured, relief buildings burned down and a setback to years of coalition-building against terrorists.

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1 Now the bible belt will begin rioting, killing several fellow Christians in protest.

Posted by: KBiel at May 19, 2005 01:51 AM (R/ofL)

2 Nah, the bible belt only riots after winning collegaite or professional sporting events. (note: deaths still do occur)

Posted by: puzzled at May 19, 2005 03:17 AM (moq9v)

3 I used the Bible I got from some "free-christian"-guy as tinder the next day. Why use such thin hard paper to wipe asses, it's extremely flammable and burns with more heat than regular paper.

Posted by: A Finn at May 19, 2005 04:07 AM (cWMi4)

4 Yeah, I try to burn all books. I wouldn't want nobody gettin' edgukated or nuthin'...

Posted by: osamabeenthere at May 19, 2005 10:59 AM (WfZ6a)

5 Save the forests! get your bibles on pdf instead.

Posted by: The nuclear option at May 19, 2005 11:38 AM (a9tRx)

6 Shiiiiiiit, then I'd have-tuh start burnin' those fancee com-pyuters eendtsead.

Posted by: nucülar option at May 19, 2005 12:02 PM (WfZ6a)

7 Was it so, that when Jeesus comes back to Earth Apocalypse is upon us, all world is turned to rubble and an everlasting war in which 10'000 most faithful Jehovas witnesses are resurrected to fight against Satan the fallen evil angel starts? If 'yes', why worship something that causes your world to be destroyed? Is heaven a place without violence, drugs, alcohol, sex, bad thoughts, evil, death, hate, suspision, pain, lust and offensive behaviour of every kind? If 'yes', why would anyone want to go to heaven? Do you seriously think you are happier in your current situation, than what you would be if you were born 20'000 years ago in a clean, pretty much empty world? If 'yes', you better be living a helluva hedonist life of pleasure, instead of some mindnumbing existence of routines and duties.

Posted by: A Finn at May 19, 2005 02:21 PM (lGolT)

8 Save the planet! Kill yourselves.

Posted by: The nuclear option at May 19, 2005 04:38 PM (a9tRx)

9 Stay away from my daughters Finn.

Posted by: Brad at May 19, 2005 04:42 PM (mHomA)

10 hey, ummm, Finn, you been spendin too much time hanging out with the caribou out there all alone???....

Posted by: THANOS35 at May 19, 2005 06:19 PM (mZYh2)

11 Thanos ?! No. There are no such things as caribou in here, and I'm not into animals like you. Brad Consider it done. There are plenty more women in the world, I don't need to particularly seduce your offspring.

Posted by: A Finn at May 20, 2005 02:50 AM (cWMi4)

12 Thanos If by caribou you meant reindeer, then there are caribou in Finland, but still I don't use them for sexual purposes like you.

Posted by: A Finn at May 20, 2005 04:31 AM (cWMi4)

13 ... hmm, the 'particularly' goes after the 'offspring'

Posted by: A Finn at May 20, 2005 04:34 AM (cWMi4)

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