August 26, 2004
Yes, I'm al Qaeda. So what?
Yemeni Poet Says He Is al-Qaida Member. I am told the confession was written in iambic pentameter.
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Update: a poem by Dr. Chaos, with revisions by Keith:
There once was a man from YemenSenator Phil goes for broke with an haiku:
Whose breath always smelled of semen
a sign on the door
said, "Come back after 4:00...
IÂ’m out giving head to bin Laden."
Although our man loveApparently the Irish just can't get enough of this poetry stuff:
Is condemned by the Koran
Osama mounts me.
The al Qaeda poet was sodden
He rhymed to inspire the downtrodden
But a sign on his door
Said come come here no more
ItÂ’s my duty to die for bin Laden
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Cut me some slack on the first rhyme:
There once was a man from Yemen
Whose breath always smelled of semen
I went to his door
A sign said “I’m not in,
I’m out giving head to bin Laden.”
Posted by: Leopold Stotch at August 26, 2004 01:15 PM (rNdj+)
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Bah..everyone knows the mark of a true poet is in the ability to create haikus:
Forbidden Love
By Some goofy al-qaeda poet
Although our man love
Is condemned by the Koran
Osama mounts me.
Posted by: Senator PhilABuster at August 26, 2004 02:45 PM (UHfuz)
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Ugh! That "limerick" didn't even rhyme properly!
Posted by: Attila Girl at August 26, 2004 02:55 PM (SuJa4)
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limericks really do need the cadence, hope this helps:
"a sign on the door
said, "Come back after 4:00..."
etc.
Posted by: -keith in mtn. view at August 26, 2004 03:07 PM (04TFv)
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Are you guys the limerick police or what? Geez ...
Posted by: Leopold Stotch at August 26, 2004 03:15 PM (rNdj+)
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