1 I can tell you this Mr. Vinnie, you come down to Our Lady of the Meadowlands and spout this type of rubbish and I’ll open up a can of CORNED BEEF WOOP ASS on your heretic behind. I don’t watch many of today’s movies, but I’ll tell you when I saw Monte Python go into that musical number “Every Sperm Is Sacred” I wanted to call my mum in county cork and just say thanks. You be sure to go to 3pm reconciliation this Saturday and take your penitence like a man. Imagine a good Italian Catholic boy passing out birth control to get his filthy hands on a channel clicker. Why, I’m inclined to search you out and teach you the catechism of the Church the hard way. I have half a mind to call that Greyrooster fella and have him show you his farm implements. The road to heaven is narrow and rarely does a man enter it with a channel clicker. You reflect on that you Protestant sounding poster of filth. I expect better from ya tomorrow.

2 Father Seamus, is that really you? GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK BASTARD, HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH???

3 hate to break it to you, Vin, but I've been on this for years and I still own the remote......

4 A man's obsession with the remote is merely an extension of his penis and represents his hostility toward his mother. Here, take these pills. You'll forget you even have a penis.

5 Not bleed for a week, when would my poor body get any rest at night!! That's the part I look forward to once a month! Men are dominating the world..auk!!!

6 Deb, You can move to Britain. The latest research released by someone in Britain and posted last week here at the Jawa reported that men in Britain think about sex more often than women, but only perform the act half as much. I'll let you do the arithmetic, but something just ain't right. Anyhow, away to the old country you may go if you get any tireder(is that a word?).